Are you Emzii's mum???

They were amazing + most of you i bet you didnt even see them so how the hell would you know how they were. cause it was actually a really good night out oh any by the way i bet you all think your so cool postin this shit like they are crap when they soooo aint so Gutteddd

why couldn't you just have given us 17 pictures of the guy on the right in pic 15? instead of four fat munters. who were shitter than shit first time round.

You can imagine the audience - as Stramash says, fat tattoo covered bleached 40-somethings, but with the added aroma of Eau de Embassy Regal and WKD. Hell doth not come any more real....

cheers!

The guy in pic 3 doesn't even look legal...

at time of writing: twiglets, buy one get one free at waitrose.

Mmmmmm....twiglets.

I couldn't be arsed seeing if there was any audience pictures, but I'll wager they're all fat, tattoo covered, bleached blond 40 somethings, currently between "partners", with 4 or 5 kids by 3 or 4 different fathers. Mind you it's Manchester, so probably a safe bet.

Mmmmmm...fruit Clubs.

I totally agree.

I used to work with a woman who came in one day with a broken wrist and a black eye - she'd been injured trying to jump the stage at a Chippendales 'gig' - dignity at all times, she looked like the lead singer of these middle aged pikey girls.

THANKYOU. For some reason, chubby old munters always seem to dismiss anyone taller than they are wide as "stick insects", or "anorexic size zero twiglets".

Awful. If I ever get to the stage where I voluntarily attend an evening such as this I would hope those nearest and dearest to me put a bullet in my head. It would be the kindest thing to do.

That one always gets trotted out by women who spend half their life with their nez poking about in the fridge. "We are not skinny sticks or size zero. We're REAL women!!"

Real women who don't stop troughing fruit Clubs.

WTF is going on? They were shit years ago. This reunion thing has gone too far. We'll be back in the 1930s any minute now with a fucking great global depression, western countries invading other people territories and far right parties looking like saviours...Oh.

i like the pic with the workman sticking his head up her arse

who's doing the warm up act? cannon and ball?

One small problem here - well, it's like putting a spear on the Cruise Missile-worth of problems associated with this shit festival - but even in their heyday the Nolan's were bloody awful.

If you're asking people to lay out good money to spend an evening at some provincial, condemned Nissan hut of a 'soup-in-a-basket' cabaret hell-hole, listening to a bunch of fat lasses warble out songs that were bland, unchallenging, aural chewing gum the first time round, with a leavening of male strippers to add intellectual gravitas, then yours is the Earth and everything that's in it.

....and what's more, you'll be a cunt my son.