Official evidence just in: Lady GaGa does NOT have a penis

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Sexually castrated
Wed, 30/09/2009 - 14:27 by Harry Bow

Has Lady Gaga had her gigantic cock surgically removed or is she just doing a very good Buffalo Bill impression? Or, of course, maybe she never had a penis in the first place (or vagina either by the look of it)...

 

We may have photographic proof that Lady Gaga doesn't HAVE a cock, but just to prove that she still IS a cock, she's been mouthing off about what a good sport Kanye West is on a Vegas radio station...

"I would say he's a good guy and everybody makes mistakes. He feels so f***ing bad. He really does... Everyone likes to focus on gossip, but he's changed music and he's really prolific and an incredible person, and I think it's unfair to judge somebody on one mistake they've made. I felt like that [VMA] moment really portrayed him in a way that he really isn't. It was just a random moment."

What a pair of penises....

 

 

 

 

 

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Comments

  • That doesn't look like a real fanny. Silicone, maybe? The hold-up's could be hiding a join.

    beansy Mon, 25/01/2010 - 18:18

  • Picture 6 - rubber continence pants. look yellowed with wee too...

    32DD Sat, 10/10/2009 - 17:42

  • another friggin SLAPPER!!! Not from Essex is she?

    AntiBeige Sat, 03/10/2009 - 11:57

  • Pic #4 is clearly Alice from Vicar of Dibley

    missmonana Thu, 01/10/2009 - 22:20

  • 'It' may not have a penis,but it doesn't have any talent or style either,vapid cunt.

    nikbear Thu, 01/10/2009 - 18:22

  • It's been bugging me for ages who she reminds me of and then I saw pic 2 and it was like a flash of illumination....she's one of them creepy vulture things out of The Dark Crystal !

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 01/10/2009 - 12:25

  • Urgh! That's nasty. Bet it smells too.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 01/10/2009 - 10:59

  • "wonky-flapped spastic". oh my lordy lord.

    she's horrible though, isn't she? jeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 01/10/2009 - 10:20

  • "PUTTHEFUCKINLOTIONINTHEBASKET!"

    kwebb Thu, 01/10/2009 - 07:05

  • Perez has deserted her now for Kylie in USA- who has also gone and stolen all her costumes too. Poor people, so unoriginal the lot of them.None of them can fucking sing either. God.Jesus Wept.

    Celebrities.. my weeping dickless hole.

    koos Thu, 01/10/2009 - 01:36

  • Jame Gumb.

    "You wanna fuck me?...etc"

    Mr Beefy Wed, 30/09/2009 - 20:38

  • Besides, she DOES have a penis, a stinking bloated penis that goes wherever she goes - and it's name is Perez Hilton.

    pandakiller Wed, 30/09/2009 - 18:58

  • Having had the (dis)pleasure of witnessing her 'live' act, I can honestly say that if she can string out her career for another 6 months based on stories about whether she has a cock or not - she deserves a some sort of award from Holy-Moly for 'Services to the web-gossip industry on slow news days". How about a small, phallic shaped one mr HM?

    vitriol Wed, 30/09/2009 - 18:24

  • They fucking deserve each other - what a pair of cunts. Let's hope they book a flight from the same airline as John Denver, eh?

    Blartmonster Wed, 30/09/2009 - 17:15

  • Theres something going on down there.

    shakeit Wed, 30/09/2009 - 16:54

  • I'm a tad pissed off she ain't got a dingaling. I spent a whole night drawing pictures of her bum-truncheon hanging over her jallopy.
    It looked like a Mr.Man face without the eyes

    TheDukers Wed, 30/09/2009 - 16:29

  • That's just plain weird

    It's a buffed muff....a trim quim, if you will, flesh colured yet sexless, like Barbie's nether regions. A (sort of) tail, sported by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

    jiggerycock Wed, 30/09/2009 - 15:30

  • "he's changed music"

    Who Kanye West?

    Ha ha ha ha ha haaaaarghh...

    pandakiller Wed, 30/09/2009 - 15:04

  • Of course the wonky-flapped spastic is defending Kanye, she's on tour with him soon.

    BustySinclair Wed, 30/09/2009 - 14:53

  • Of course the wonky-flapped spastic is defending Kanye, she's on tour with him soon.

    BustySinclair Wed, 30/09/2009 - 14:53

  • "he's changed music"

    Who Kanye West?

    Ha ha ha ha ha haaaaarghh...

    pandakiller Wed, 30/09/2009 - 15:04

  • That's just plain weird

    It's a buffed muff....a trim quim, if you will, flesh colured yet sexless, like Barbie's nether regions. A (sort of) tail, sported by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

    jiggerycock Wed, 30/09/2009 - 15:30

  • I'm a tad pissed off she ain't got a dingaling. I spent a whole night drawing pictures of her bum-truncheon hanging over her jallopy.
    It looked like a Mr.Man face without the eyes

    TheDukers Wed, 30/09/2009 - 16:29

  • Theres something going on down there.

    shakeit Wed, 30/09/2009 - 16:54

  • They fucking deserve each other - what a pair of cunts. Let's hope they book a flight from the same airline as John Denver, eh?

    Blartmonster Wed, 30/09/2009 - 17:15

  • Having had the (dis)pleasure of witnessing her 'live' act, I can honestly say that if she can string out her career for another 6 months based on stories about whether she has a cock or not - she deserves a some sort of award from Holy-Moly for 'Services to the web-gossip industry on slow news days". How about a small, phallic shaped one mr HM?

    vitriol Wed, 30/09/2009 - 18:24

  • Besides, she DOES have a penis, a stinking bloated penis that goes wherever she goes - and it's name is Perez Hilton.

    pandakiller Wed, 30/09/2009 - 18:58

  • Jame Gumb.

    "You wanna fuck me?...etc"

    Mr Beefy Wed, 30/09/2009 - 20:38

  • Perez has deserted her now for Kylie in USA- who has also gone and stolen all her costumes too. Poor people, so unoriginal the lot of them.None of them can fucking sing either. God.Jesus Wept.

    Celebrities.. my weeping dickless hole.

    koos Thu, 01/10/2009 - 01:36

  • "PUTTHEFUCKINLOTIONINTHEBASKET!"

    kwebb Thu, 01/10/2009 - 07:05

  • "wonky-flapped spastic". oh my lordy lord.

    she's horrible though, isn't she? jeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 01/10/2009 - 10:20

  • Urgh! That's nasty. Bet it smells too.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 01/10/2009 - 10:59

  • It's been bugging me for ages who she reminds me of and then I saw pic 2 and it was like a flash of illumination....she's one of them creepy vulture things out of The Dark Crystal !

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 01/10/2009 - 12:25

  • 'It' may not have a penis,but it doesn't have any talent or style either,vapid cunt.

    nikbear Thu, 01/10/2009 - 18:22

  • Pic #4 is clearly Alice from Vicar of Dibley

    missmonana Thu, 01/10/2009 - 22:20

  • another friggin SLAPPER!!! Not from Essex is she?

    AntiBeige Sat, 03/10/2009 - 11:57

  • Picture 6 - rubber continence pants. look yellowed with wee too...

    32DD Sat, 10/10/2009 - 17:42

  • That doesn't look like a real fanny. Silicone, maybe? The hold-up's could be hiding a join.

    beansy Mon, 25/01/2010 - 18:18

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