Lady GaGa shows us the evidence while onstage in Washington DC
Sexually castrated
Wed, 30/09/2009 - 15:27 by Harry BowHas Lady Gaga had her gigantic cock surgically removed or is she just doing a very good Buffalo Bill impression? Or, of course, maybe she never had a penis in the first place (or vagina either by the look of it)...
We may have photographic proof that Lady Gaga doesn't HAVE a cock, but just to prove that she still IS a cock, she's been mouthing off about what a good sport Kanye West is on a Vegas radio station...
"I would say he's a good guy and everybody makes mistakes. He feels so f***ing bad. He really does... Everyone likes to focus on gossip, but he's changed music and he's really prolific and an incredible person, and I think it's unfair to judge somebody on one mistake they've made. I felt like that [VMA] moment really portrayed him in a way that he really isn't. It was just a random moment."
What a pair of penises....
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That doesn't look like a real fanny. Silicone, maybe? The hold-up's could be hiding a join.
Picture 6 - rubber continence pants. look yellowed with wee too...
another friggin SLAPPER!!! Not from Essex is she?
Pic #4 is clearly Alice from Vicar of Dibley
'It' may not have a penis,but it doesn't have any talent or style either,vapid cunt.
It's been bugging me for ages who she reminds me of and then I saw pic 2 and it was like a flash of illumination....she's one of them creepy vulture things out of The Dark Crystal !
Urgh! That's nasty. Bet it smells too.
"wonky-flapped spastic". oh my lordy lord.
she's horrible though, isn't she? jeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus.
"PUTTHEFUCKINLOTIONINTHEBASKET!"

Perez has deserted her now for Kylie in USA- who has also gone and stolen all her costumes too. Poor people, so unoriginal the lot of them.None of them can fucking sing either. God.Jesus Wept.
Celebrities.. my weeping dickless hole.
Jame Gumb.
"You wanna fuck me?...etc"
Besides, she DOES have a penis, a stinking bloated penis that goes wherever she goes - and it's name is Perez Hilton.
Having had the (dis)pleasure of witnessing her 'live' act, I can honestly say that if she can string out her career for another 6 months based on stories about whether she has a cock or not - she deserves a some sort of award from Holy-Moly for 'Services to the web-gossip industry on slow news days". How about a small, phallic shaped one mr HM?
They fucking deserve each other - what a pair of cunts. Let's hope they book a flight from the same airline as John Denver, eh?
Theres something going on down there.
I'm a tad pissed off she ain't got a dingaling. I spent a whole night drawing pictures of her bum-truncheon hanging over her jallopy.
It looked like a Mr.Man face without the eyes
That's just plain weird
It's a buffed muff....a trim quim, if you will, flesh colured yet sexless, like Barbie's nether regions. A (sort of) tail, sported by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
"he's changed music"
Who Kanye West?
Ha ha ha ha ha haaaaarghh...
Of course the wonky-flapped spastic is defending Kanye, she's on tour with him soon.
Of course the wonky-flapped spastic is defending Kanye, she's on tour with him soon.
"he's changed music"
Who Kanye West?
Ha ha ha ha ha haaaaarghh...
That's just plain weird
It's a buffed muff....a trim quim, if you will, flesh colured yet sexless, like Barbie's nether regions. A (sort of) tail, sported by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
I'm a tad pissed off she ain't got a dingaling. I spent a whole night drawing pictures of her bum-truncheon hanging over her jallopy.
It looked like a Mr.Man face without the eyes
Theres something going on down there.
They fucking deserve each other - what a pair of cunts. Let's hope they book a flight from the same airline as John Denver, eh?
Having had the (dis)pleasure of witnessing her 'live' act, I can honestly say that if she can string out her career for another 6 months based on stories about whether she has a cock or not - she deserves a some sort of award from Holy-Moly for 'Services to the web-gossip industry on slow news days". How about a small, phallic shaped one mr HM?
Besides, she DOES have a penis, a stinking bloated penis that goes wherever she goes - and it's name is Perez Hilton.
Jame Gumb.
"You wanna fuck me?...etc"
Perez has deserted her now for Kylie in USA- who has also gone and stolen all her costumes too. Poor people, so unoriginal the lot of them.None of them can fucking sing either. God.Jesus Wept.
Celebrities.. my weeping dickless hole.
"PUTTHEFUCKINLOTIONINTHEBASKET!"

"wonky-flapped spastic". oh my lordy lord.
she's horrible though, isn't she? jeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus.
Urgh! That's nasty. Bet it smells too.
It's been bugging me for ages who she reminds me of and then I saw pic 2 and it was like a flash of illumination....she's one of them creepy vulture things out of The Dark Crystal !
'It' may not have a penis,but it doesn't have any talent or style either,vapid cunt.
Pic #4 is clearly Alice from Vicar of Dibley
another friggin SLAPPER!!! Not from Essex is she?
Picture 6 - rubber continence pants. look yellowed with wee too...
That doesn't look like a real fanny. Silicone, maybe? The hold-up's could be hiding a join.