Louis Walsh wonders how to break it to her gently...
True romance
Fri, 13/11/2009 - 12:27 by Mr. HMOfficial Louis Walsh statement on the love of his life, celebrity hugger extraordinaire Tanya Macintosh.
Like some hellish version of a Jackie magazine photo story, poor Tania really should be put out of her misery. For months she has waited patiently outside the Wembley studios whilst Louis toils away on the X Factor, then hotfoots it over to the Mayfair hotel to offer him her usual sacrificial offering of the finest flowers a petrol station can stock. And what has she received in return?Dear readers, the answer is nothing. Nada. Zip. Fuck all.
We thought it was high time we confronted Louis about this heart-wrenching story. Will he ever reciprocate?
"Louis is always eternally grateful for Tanya's continued and unrivalled support. The floral arrangement in his (product placement warning) Mayfair Hotel suite is breathtaking. This is all down to Tanya."
But Louis, should we buy a hat? Is this the start of a budding romance?
"Whilst the support from Tanya is incredible, sadly Louis is not in the right frame of mind to take this relationship to the desired climax."
Someone needs to break this to her very VERY gently indeed. She is always a second away from going fucking POSTAL. Poor Tanya.
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How can the skanky urine-smelling little barrel of snot afford to buy so many flowers?
Is this where her disability allowance is supposed to be squandered??
I wouldn't care what she does as long as it is funded out of her own pocket like an eccentric millionaire or even a begger or something.
However if people like me are doing our pan in and paying taxes just to fund someone with dole money to stand outside a hotel all day, whenever she feels like, waiting on bloody Louis Walsh and Simon Cowell then she can fuck right off.
I think we're pretty nice to the greasy little care-of-community case myself.
tinkerlin and miss_sb, as you two clearly know her so well, I just need to ask a quick question; does she only have one bandana in each colour, or is she like a cartoon character, and has an entire wardrobe filled with them?
I think its horrid how spitefully nasty you are towards Tania, she hasnt done anything to you. She isnt hurting anyone. Leave her be
then YOU should know better Mr HolyMoly - shame on you!
and the pleasure is all mine xx
She's hurting my sense of smell, and I'm in west London. Little hell pig
Mr Hm = Lenny Beige !
Actually Tinkerlin, I do:
Pleasure x
No but I know you are a proper stroppy bollocks
Do you actually KNOW her? Or her situation? No, somehow I don't think you do......
Tinkerlin - ragweek ?
Fuck it:
http://www.peckhampavilion.com/timbouckley/DON%27T-LOOK-NOW-small.jpg
Tanya's alright bless her but Louis doesn't deserve her. He's turning into such a tool. Someone ought to choke him with a ball-gag
I don't think we are being spiteful to her actually.
good one
You are totally right. Of course
But that doesn't mean we can't gawp and stare at her rather strange antics and take the piss. Don't think anyone ever said we had to do the right thing!
What "desired climax"? She's not a boyband member, so jizzing on his hairy ass is out of the question then.
what are those pink things on her lower legs ?
barfs
you know what? you need to leave Tania the fck alone! she isn't hurting anyone and there is no need to be as spiteful as you are to her.
"a sedond away"?
SPELL CHECKER.
Anyway anything that pisses off that talentless, goblin-faced little prick has to be applauded.
"a sedond away"?
SPELL CHECKER.
Anyway anything that pisses off that talentless, goblin-faced little prick has to be applauded.
you know what? you need to leave Tania the fck alone! she isn't hurting anyone and there is no need to be as spiteful as you are to her.
what are those pink things on her lower legs ?
barfs
What "desired climax"? She's not a boyband member, so jizzing on his hairy ass is out of the question then.
You are totally right. Of course
But that doesn't mean we can't gawp and stare at her rather strange antics and take the piss. Don't think anyone ever said we had to do the right thing!
good one
I don't think we are being spiteful to her actually.
Tanya's alright bless her but Louis doesn't deserve her. He's turning into such a tool. Someone ought to choke him with a ball-gag
Fuck it:
http://www.peckhampavilion.com/timbouckley/DON%27T-LOOK-NOW-small.jpg
Tinkerlin - ragweek ?
Do you actually KNOW her? Or her situation? No, somehow I don't think you do......
No but I know you are a proper stroppy bollocks
Actually Tinkerlin, I do:
Pleasure x
Mr Hm = Lenny Beige !
She's hurting my sense of smell, and I'm in west London. Little hell pig
then YOU should know better Mr HolyMoly - shame on you!
and the pleasure is all mine xx
I think its horrid how spitefully nasty you are towards Tania, she hasnt done anything to you. She isnt hurting anyone. Leave her be
I think we're pretty nice to the greasy little care-of-community case myself.
tinkerlin and miss_sb, as you two clearly know her so well, I just need to ask a quick question; does she only have one bandana in each colour, or is she like a cartoon character, and has an entire wardrobe filled with them?
I wouldn't care what she does as long as it is funded out of her own pocket like an eccentric millionaire or even a begger or something.
However if people like me are doing our pan in and paying taxes just to fund someone with dole money to stand outside a hotel all day, whenever she feels like, waiting on bloody Louis Walsh and Simon Cowell then she can fuck right off.
How can the skanky urine-smelling little barrel of snot afford to buy so many flowers?
Is this where her disability allowance is supposed to be squandered??
Southeast and main Asian pandora jewelry countries have twisted rubies for centuries, cheap pandora bracelets but research as to where, and how to find more deposits is Pandora charms spare, and production has figured out how and mining companies,” Pandora beads Giuliani says, to look at exactly the right time and place.” pandora set Farther investigation of claret formation, based on tectonic scenery, cheap pandora geochemistry, fluid inclusions and isotopic ratios, allowed discount pandora Giuliani’s lineup to remodel a new prototype for the French Institute pandora 2010 of Research for Development (IRD) and the National Scientific pandora sale Center of Research, two government-sponsored knowledge Pandora Bangles and technology research institutes that aim to aid in the sustainable cheap pandora bracelets development of developing countries. Before the collision pandora bracelets prices of the Eurasian and Indian plates, lagoons or deltas sat in the regions where marble is giant, pandora bracelets and charms he says, “and there is the brains to expect that the new pandora bracelets sale thoughts should help development of the artless capital.” discount pandora bracelets Virginie Garnier, Gaston Giuliani and Daniel Pandora necklace Ohnenstetter urban the shape to do just that. They work for the garnet cheap pandora charms genesis. While studying the bedrock in Vietnam in 1998, the discount pandora charms French players found rubies, which detained traces of aluminum, chromium pandora charms sale and vanadium from universities, international corporations, governments pandora charms 2010 and why the rubies got there, and has created a paradigm Pandora beads to help these evaporites, Garnier says, when the Eurasian cheap pandora beads and Indian plates collided, raising the Himalaya Mountains.