OK! magazine throw Christmas party, Z-list heaven and beyond

15 Billy Murray and Dan Fairbrass at the OK! party Imogen Thomas and Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace at the OK! party advert Louise Glover at the OK! party Sid Owen and Polly Parsons at the OK! party David Van Day at the OK! party Trisha at the OK! party advert A guest at the OK! party DJ Ironik at the OK! party Sam Fox at the OK! party Su Elise Nash at the OK! party advert Joe Calzaghe at the OK! party Nikki Grahame at the OK! party Lauren Goodger at the OK! party

A guest and Lizzie Cundie at the OK! party

Not OK!

Tue, 07/12/2010 - 11:28 by HM writer

It was the Christmas party to end all Christmas parties - an OK! bash thrown at Embassy nightclub - London's equivalent of Essex's Faeces, but not as classy. Speaking of which, the guests were SO utterly Z-list last night, that the most famous there were from The Only Way Is Essex and the rest we think we had to Google...

Guests we recognised included of course HM's favourite plastic surgery queen after Caprice Lizzie Cundie, Big Brother's Nikki Grahame, Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace, Imogen Thomas, er, David Van Day, EastEnder's Sid Owen, Sam Fox, Strictly Come Dancing star Kristina Rihanoff, boxer Joe Calzaghe and The Only Way Is Essex stars Lauren Goodger, James Argent and Lucy Meck.

Other guests that we almost didn't recognise included Louise Glover - the former Playboy model who walked free after flushing a woman's head down the loo, that mad woman with crazy eyes who sometimes appears on Pineapple Studios pissed, Matthew Pritchard and Lee Dainton from Dirty Sanchez, Craig Fairbrass who played Dan in EastEnders and John Adeleye from X Factor.

Those we've Googled/still can't identify include the woman pictured above (maybe could be found here somewhere?), presenter Sarah-Jane Crawford, Su Elise Nash, who used to be in Mis-Teeq but didn't even make it on I'm A Celeb and Amy Carrier, was was crowned Miss Great Britian or something, though you'd never be able to tell...

SOUP DU MATIN!

Sid Owen

Comments

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staceyrum Thu, 07/04/2011 - 08:07
These are the sort of nonces you used to see in the corporate boxes down the dogs. Dripping with fivers and plastic rhinestone, they'd have names like Baarbra, Dive, Aroold and Frank. Cheaper than a plastic bag in Primark.
PuddyTwat Wed, 08/12/2010 - 16:29
Who is Nikki ?
The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 08/12/2010 - 13:29
Nikki looked gorgeous last night !
Barracute Tue, 07/12/2010 - 18:59
lets get one thing perfectly clear......................We ARE Z list celebrity's for you...... and we used to work on the bill and have a wife that looks like an old billy piper
TheNode Tue, 07/12/2010 - 14:50
One hand-grenade, that's all it would have taken, just one hand-grenade. Missed opportunity or what?
farqueue Tue, 07/12/2010 - 14:40
Billy Murray, the star of injury lawyers 4 U,
Real lawyers with Real injuries!
As for us not recognising anyone in the photos, is this where celebrity media reportage becomes surrealist and we're all simply bitching about a whole load of pap snaps of some poor old Joe Publics?
Or is that one step into irony too far?
Hmmmmm.....
whothehellamiagain Tue, 07/12/2010 - 13:38
Can someone please tell Joe Calzaghe to wear a shirt with that jacket as the whole t-shirt & jeans thing looks ridiculous. I nominate Jiggers to tell him.
The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 07/12/2010 - 12:08
What was David van Day doing out? Those burgers don't flip themselves.
merylhighground Tue, 07/12/2010 - 12:02

What was David van Day doing out? Those burgers don't flip themselves.
merylhighground Tue, 07/12/2010 - 12:02
Can someone please tell Joe Calzaghe to wear a shirt with that jacket as the whole t-shirt & jeans thing looks ridiculous. I nominate Jiggers to tell him.
The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 07/12/2010 - 12:08
Billy Murray, the star of injury lawyers 4 U,
Real lawyers with Real injuries!
As for us not recognising anyone in the photos, is this where celebrity media reportage becomes surrealist and we're all simply bitching about a whole load of pap snaps of some poor old Joe Publics?
Or is that one step into irony too far?
Hmmmmm.....
whothehellamiagain Tue, 07/12/2010 - 13:38
One hand-grenade, that's all it would have taken, just one hand-grenade. Missed opportunity or what?
farqueue Tue, 07/12/2010 - 14:40
lets get one thing perfectly clear......................We ARE Z list celebrity's for you...... and we used to work on the bill and have a wife that looks like an old billy piper
TheNode Tue, 07/12/2010 - 14:50
Nikki looked gorgeous last night !
Barracute Tue, 07/12/2010 - 18:59
Who is Nikki ?
The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 08/12/2010 - 13:29
These are the sort of nonces you used to see in the corporate boxes down the dogs. Dripping with fivers and plastic rhinestone, they'd have names like Baarbra, Dive, Aroold and Frank. Cheaper than a plastic bag in Primark.
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staceyrum Thu, 07/04/2011 - 08:07