Olly Murs can't understand what's wrong with Robbie Williams

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Someone needs to have a quiet word.
Thu, 07/01/2010 - 15:00 by Mr. HM

Olly Murs can't work out why he hasn't heard a squeak out of 'mate' Robbie Williams or Simon Cowell since losing the X Factor last year. Erm...

Despite the pair becoming friends after Robbie honked his way through Angels (coming in wrong and giving it so much 'Pub singer' he nearly started hitting his head with a tea tray) Olly has revealed the pair haven't seen each other since. OH NO!

Tim Lovejoy with mumps said:

"I'm a bit disappointed Robbie hasn't been in touch. I texted him to say Happy New Year and congratulations on getting engaged but heard nothing back."

Then the sucker punch:

"His phone must be dead."

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

The pictures show Olly leaving London's Soho Sanctum hotel and, via a weird timeworm glitch, bumping into the 60 year old Olly Murs.

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Comments

  • Funny Blart. The reality hits like a sledgehammer, welcome to the world of insencerity olly you poor lad. We can just put your naivety down to your age, did you actually think cowell and the like actually give a shit about you?

    elbow Fri, 08/01/2010 - 10:39

  • And I know, I can't be fucked to spell characature properly.

    pandakiller Fri, 08/01/2010 - 01:47

  • This guy doesn't need a Spitting Image puppet does he?

    Must be terrible for those characature sketch artists on the Embankment, having to try and make a cartoon face from what would shame Tom and Jerry already.

    I think he should take advantage of his position and get himself some Fred Quimby.

    pandakiller Fri, 08/01/2010 - 01:47

  • I'm guessing that the main pic was taken before this "news" broke, but it does have the look of a shit-eating grin that secretly cries itself to sleep every night with the knowledge of its own uselessness refusing to shift.

    dandyboy Thu, 07/01/2010 - 21:37

  • In fact Olly, be a fucking man and make the fat Stoke cunt's phone number public, then we can all text him insults and threats.

    "2robbi ur a porky cunt u suk off dogz diks"

    "robbi fux ugly fkas"

    Now that's what I call entertainment

    Blartmonster Thu, 07/01/2010 - 21:28

  • I agree with Blart. If Olly had some real balls, he would have been a man and kept his mouth shut instead of blabbing like a spinster who's just been dumped. Fool.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 07/01/2010 - 20:47

  • Did he really honestly think that the fat cunty dancer and Mr Highwaistline were going to have anything to do with him, post-usefulness? Gullible moronic twat, welcome to Planet fucking Reality

    Blartmonster Thu, 07/01/2010 - 18:14

  • The clue is you lost.Fuckwit

    tigerstail Thu, 07/01/2010 - 17:44

  • Olly

    I haven't a clue who you are, never having watched a second of 'How Depressing Is This?' but at a guess I'd say it's because Cowell et al have dropped you quicker than Monty Panasar, underneath a sitter, to win the Ashes

    jiggerycock Thu, 07/01/2010 - 16:25

  • I'm with Mr Dog-Posture: this is the first genuine giggle I've had on HM (that hasn't been about THA TERRUBL SPELIN, PUNCTERASHUN AND GRANDMA) in months.

    Ahhh, Murs, with his weird Bo-Selecta-mask-face and honest-to-God-just-plain-ridiculous hairdon't.......I almost feel sorry for him. Then I remember that anyone thick and arrogant enough to enter X Factor deserves whatever gets thrown in after them once they're dumped into fame's slop bucket.

    tescopop Thu, 07/01/2010 - 15:49

  • first genuinely funny story on HM for months, congratulations!

    the dog thinks he's smelled murs somewhere before.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 07/01/2010 - 15:39

  • Oh dear Olly, looks like the finger of fame has removed itself from your ringpiece and wiped itself surreptitiously across your top-lip before vigorously flipping you off.

    Back to working in your local Burtons and winning the karaoke competition down the Nags Head I'm afraid my lad.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 07/01/2010 - 15:21

  • Oh dear Olly, looks like the finger of fame has removed itself from your ringpiece and wiped itself surreptitiously across your top-lip before vigorously flipping you off.

    Back to working in your local Burtons and winning the karaoke competition down the Nags Head I'm afraid my lad.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 07/01/2010 - 15:21

  • first genuinely funny story on HM for months, congratulations!

    the dog thinks he's smelled murs somewhere before.

    unseemlydogposture Thu, 07/01/2010 - 15:39

  • I'm with Mr Dog-Posture: this is the first genuine giggle I've had on HM (that hasn't been about THA TERRUBL SPELIN, PUNCTERASHUN AND GRANDMA) in months.

    Ahhh, Murs, with his weird Bo-Selecta-mask-face and honest-to-God-just-plain-ridiculous hairdon't.......I almost feel sorry for him. Then I remember that anyone thick and arrogant enough to enter X Factor deserves whatever gets thrown in after them once they're dumped into fame's slop bucket.

    tescopop Thu, 07/01/2010 - 15:49

  • Olly

    I haven't a clue who you are, never having watched a second of 'How Depressing Is This?' but at a guess I'd say it's because Cowell et al have dropped you quicker than Monty Panasar, underneath a sitter, to win the Ashes

    jiggerycock Thu, 07/01/2010 - 16:25

  • The clue is you lost.Fuckwit

    tigerstail Thu, 07/01/2010 - 17:44

  • Did he really honestly think that the fat cunty dancer and Mr Highwaistline were going to have anything to do with him, post-usefulness? Gullible moronic twat, welcome to Planet fucking Reality

    Blartmonster Thu, 07/01/2010 - 18:14

  • I agree with Blart. If Olly had some real balls, he would have been a man and kept his mouth shut instead of blabbing like a spinster who's just been dumped. Fool.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 07/01/2010 - 20:47

  • In fact Olly, be a fucking man and make the fat Stoke cunt's phone number public, then we can all text him insults and threats.

    "2robbi ur a porky cunt u suk off dogz diks"

    "robbi fux ugly fkas"

    Now that's what I call entertainment

    Blartmonster Thu, 07/01/2010 - 21:28

  • I'm guessing that the main pic was taken before this "news" broke, but it does have the look of a shit-eating grin that secretly cries itself to sleep every night with the knowledge of its own uselessness refusing to shift.

    dandyboy Thu, 07/01/2010 - 21:37

  • This guy doesn't need a Spitting Image puppet does he?

    Must be terrible for those characature sketch artists on the Embankment, having to try and make a cartoon face from what would shame Tom and Jerry already.

    I think he should take advantage of his position and get himself some Fred Quimby.

    pandakiller Fri, 08/01/2010 - 01:47

  • And I know, I can't be fucked to spell characature properly.

    pandakiller Fri, 08/01/2010 - 01:47

  • Funny Blart. The reality hits like a sledgehammer, welcome to the world of insencerity olly you poor lad. We can just put your naivety down to your age, did you actually think cowell and the like actually give a shit about you?

    elbow Fri, 08/01/2010 - 10:39

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