Olly Murs, Joss Stone, Daisy Lowe, Princess Beatrice and Alexandra Burke go to the balle

Mixed bag of nuts

Thu, 17/12/2009 - 12:25 by Harry Bow

Amelle Berrabah? Present! Sophie Ellis-Bextor? Present! Daisy Lowe? Present! Tamsin Eggerton? Present! The only absentee from the National Ballet's performance of the Nutcracker was Sarah Harding, but then again she has broken bumped her foot - and no one wants to see an Ugg on the red carpet except Ronnie Wood.

Arriving alongside Will Young, Alexandra Burke and Dermot O'Leary, X Factor runner-up Olly Murs was already practicing his 'don't look at me, DON'T look at me, oh go on then, look at me' move, which will be really necessary now that he's getting all these big gigs like, erm, playing Gatwick Airport.

Talking of shovel-heads, Jaime Winstone was there, as was Princess Beatrice, who single-handedly disproves Mr HM's theory the adult-thumbsucker teeth are a massive turn-on.

Interesting faces were clearly a theme as Cherie Blair also made an appearance with her daughter Katherine, but upping the glamour factor was Victoria's Secret and Pirelli girl Rosie Huntington-Whiteley - and, of course, fellow 'model' Chloe Madeley.

Comments

Chloe Madeley can barely be called vaguely famous when she has Mr and Mrs Fuckwit as parents. The first thing I would have done is changed my surname so I wouldn't get associated with that cunt. SO, fuck her and the shite she peddles as "modelling". My gran would look better and she's been dead for 28 years.

Oh and another thing, no point in asking her for a lift home for, ooooh, another 8 months yet...
Blartmonster Mon, 21/12/2009 - 02:25
Chloe Madeley's a model now?
Oh, wait, it's ok. She's not a REAL model, she's one of those ones where New Look or some equally shit shop let her model for them because she's vaguely famous.
retrovertigo Sun, 20/12/2009 - 18:16
Beatrice... is that Downs Syndrome or what?
pandakiller Fri, 18/12/2009 - 14:24
I'm not that sopping you exaggerating cunt. When was this by the way?
stella ah trois Fri, 18/12/2009 - 14:23
I was quite shocked he got to the final because he can't sing and as for his dancing I used to dance like that after 15 pints of stella. He reminds me of the cabbage patch dolls that were out in the Nineties.
degzy Fri, 18/12/2009 - 13:27
Bruno Tonioli looks like a young (middle aged) Tom Jones. Also, why the FUCK does HM keep giving that jumped up little twat Chloe Madeley column inches?!?!
freethepaedos Fri, 18/12/2009 - 13:03
What the fuck is up with Sophie Ellis Bexter in pic 6? Toddler hand and leg growing out of her abdomen.

Also, I will wade in on the Olly debate - he is extremely fuckable.
mynicehat Fri, 18/12/2009 - 11:32
He is AWFUL. And he's a perpetual loser. He lost X Factor and he ended up with a tenner on Deal or No Deal. Why doesn't he just fuck off and die? Have a word with your girlfriend, she's clearly unstable and might cheat on you with a rubber faced call centre worker any day...
tescopop Fri, 18/12/2009 - 11:23
My brother is a dead ringer for Ray Quinn - TRUFAX !
MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 18/12/2009 - 10:33
Shame! Don't tell me Olly Murrs is doing the 'please no closer please come closer' thing? Ye gods. And I don't think his penis is all that. I remember Ray Quinn prancing around on the X Factor, all over-excited and hyper, and sporting a horizontal semi that the cameras kept zooming in on.
PuddyTwat Thu, 17/12/2009 - 20:35
Ah there you are Tesco, Stella was worried.

I agree totally with you re this grinning ball-bag but she swears his fuck-wit manouvers are sexy....I fear she may be beyond hope.
MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 17/12/2009 - 16:42
He makes me feel physically ill every time he does his wiggly dancing, or his groin-thrusting thing, or that awful AWFUL way he licks his lips/whole face in the middle of singing/talking. He is literally the most awful person EVER.
tescopop Thu, 17/12/2009 - 16:15
I think it's a tabard, as worn by cleaners and nursing auxiliaries:
http://astore.amazon.co.uk/buy.best.cheap.fashion.womens.clothing-21/detail/B001O5EGV4
enile Thu, 17/12/2009 - 13:56
Well firstly she's forgotten to unclip the pink stilettos from the inside of her dress \ top whatever the fuck it is ?
MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 17/12/2009 - 13:38
Yeah but I'm not sure they'd hold the weight of a full size billiards table though.....
MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 17/12/2009 - 13:31
#10, Arlene Philips: count the faux pas
enile Thu, 17/12/2009 - 13:27
Oh, I don't know - they'd look quite nice on a billiard table.
enile Thu, 17/12/2009 - 13:24
Amelle Berrabah has got fucking awful legs.
dennisnilsen Thu, 17/12/2009 - 12:57
My girlfriend is obsessed with Olly as she thinks he "sings with his penis". I think he looks like a grinning spastic who's had a bit too much lithium. Any other opinions ?
MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 17/12/2009 - 12:53

My girlfriend is obsessed with Olly as she thinks he "sings with his penis". I think he looks like a grinning spastic who's had a bit too much lithium. Any other opinions ?
MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 17/12/2009 - 12:53
Amelle Berrabah has got fucking awful legs.
dennisnilsen Thu, 17/12/2009 - 12:57
Oh, I don't know - they'd look quite nice on a billiard table.
enile Thu, 17/12/2009 - 13:24
#10, Arlene Philips: count the faux pas
enile Thu, 17/12/2009 - 13:27
Yeah but I'm not sure they'd hold the weight of a full size billiards table though.....
MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 17/12/2009 - 13:31
Well firstly she's forgotten to unclip the pink stilettos from the inside of her dress \ top whatever the fuck it is ?
MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 17/12/2009 - 13:38
I think it's a tabard, as worn by cleaners and nursing auxiliaries:
http://astore.amazon.co.uk/buy.best.cheap.fashion.womens.clothing-21/detail/B001O5EGV4
enile Thu, 17/12/2009 - 13:56
He makes me feel physically ill every time he does his wiggly dancing, or his groin-thrusting thing, or that awful AWFUL way he licks his lips/whole face in the middle of singing/talking. He is literally the most awful person EVER.
tescopop Thu, 17/12/2009 - 16:15
Ah there you are Tesco, Stella was worried.

I agree totally with you re this grinning ball-bag but she swears his fuck-wit manouvers are sexy....I fear she may be beyond hope.
MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 17/12/2009 - 16:42
Shame! Don't tell me Olly Murrs is doing the 'please no closer please come closer' thing? Ye gods. And I don't think his penis is all that. I remember Ray Quinn prancing around on the X Factor, all over-excited and hyper, and sporting a horizontal semi that the cameras kept zooming in on.
PuddyTwat Thu, 17/12/2009 - 20:35
My brother is a dead ringer for Ray Quinn - TRUFAX !
MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 18/12/2009 - 10:33
He is AWFUL. And he's a perpetual loser. He lost X Factor and he ended up with a tenner on Deal or No Deal. Why doesn't he just fuck off and die? Have a word with your girlfriend, she's clearly unstable and might cheat on you with a rubber faced call centre worker any day...
tescopop Fri, 18/12/2009 - 11:23
What the fuck is up with Sophie Ellis Bexter in pic 6? Toddler hand and leg growing out of her abdomen.

Also, I will wade in on the Olly debate - he is extremely fuckable.
mynicehat Fri, 18/12/2009 - 11:32
Bruno Tonioli looks like a young (middle aged) Tom Jones. Also, why the FUCK does HM keep giving that jumped up little twat Chloe Madeley column inches?!?!
freethepaedos Fri, 18/12/2009 - 13:03
I was quite shocked he got to the final because he can't sing and as for his dancing I used to dance like that after 15 pints of stella. He reminds me of the cabbage patch dolls that were out in the Nineties.
degzy Fri, 18/12/2009 - 13:27
I'm not that sopping you exaggerating cunt. When was this by the way?
stella ah trois Fri, 18/12/2009 - 14:23
Beatrice... is that Downs Syndrome or what?
pandakiller Fri, 18/12/2009 - 14:24
Chloe Madeley's a model now?
Oh, wait, it's ok. She's not a REAL model, she's one of those ones where New Look or some equally shit shop let her model for them because she's vaguely famous.
retrovertigo Sun, 20/12/2009 - 18:16
Chloe Madeley can barely be called vaguely famous when she has Mr and Mrs Fuckwit as parents. The first thing I would have done is changed my surname so I wouldn't get associated with that cunt. SO, fuck her and the shite she peddles as "modelling". My gran would look better and she's been dead for 28 years.

Oh and another thing, no point in asking her for a lift home for, ooooh, another 8 months yet...
Blartmonster Mon, 21/12/2009 - 02:25