We'd rather take the night bus or walk (across hot coals) than be seen sharing a cab with Johnny Borrell, so we understand the predicament his companion faced last night. Someone please hand the girl a bigger coat!

It's not the first time that Borrell has put his 'friends' in this situation - and we wouldn't be surprised if even the cabbie was tempted to slip a paper bag over his head. 

We do know a very good balaclava supplier if any of his other cohorts think they might find themselves in a similar position. Although, to be honest, it really is Borrell who should be hiding his donkey head.