The end of the world is surely nigh... We thought it may have exploded after 'The Only Way Is Essex' was aired on ITV2 a few weeks ago (like a Brent Cross version of The Hills) but now one of the reality TV 'stars' from the series has dressed up as Katie Price for New! magazine and admitted: 'She's my idol'...

Glamour model/WAG/ wannabe and 'beauty therapist' (*sobs for humanity*) Amy (who looks more like Bianca Gascoigne after that tanning accident) dressed up in Price's classy gold one-piece (we hope it was dry cleaned first) which she wore during her low-key holiday in Ibiza and told the magazine:

"Jordan is definitely my idol, her looks, her career, her businesses, she's fantastic. Peter Andre. I absolutely love him. He’s brilliant. I think he’s a great dad, and I think he’s so good-looking. I can’t believe that him and Jordan split up..."

Oh god and just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, Price Tweeted about the programme:

"Just watched that Essex thing... Girls looked very glam. I should make more of a effort doing myself up in my show lol."

Here's a clip of the first series, which is like the best and worst thing in the world. Once you start watching, it's like you can't tear your eyes away, unless you attempt to gouge them out instead...

Spoiler alert: special highlight includes the bit when other glamour model wannabe Sam reveals her 'Mark' tattoo just above her vagina (ironic with Mark being one of the biggest twats on the planet and we made that assessment before we realised he was good friends with Jack Tweed) while she's being spray painted with cuprinol...