After vowing to never show Mark her vajazzle ever again, Lauren is now showing him what else he's missing by stripping off for Closer magazine while slagging off best mate Jack Tweed... Yes, we're talking about ITV2's soon-to-be-BAFTA-winning 'The Only Way Is Essex'...

Last week, we thought the world was coming to an end when 'The Only Way Is Essex' reality 'star' and beauty therapist Amy dressed up as her idol Katie Price. But that was before Lauren's photoshoot for Closer and our discovery of the aforementioned vajazzle.

Speaking to the magazine about Mark and Tweed who, thanks to small mercies, is banned from the show, said:

"Im not sure if it's because he [Mark] wants to be famous, but he changed when the show came up. I knew Jack Tweed's wife Jade, though we never double-dated. Jack and I don't have a great relationship. He wants Mark to be single and to be a man about town."

God help us all, especially Faeces nightclub.

Meanwhile, in this episode, the cast of the series are being filmed watching themselves on television after they were filmed for television the week before. Woah, heavy stuff. Watch here!