Hey dude
Mon, 08/03/2010 - 07:11 by

Thankfully 'The Hurt Locker' wiped the floor with 'Avatar' and Jeff Bridges finally got the Oscar he deserves. Egg in a Wig James Cameron empty handed.

The Hurt Locker, which cost $10million won double the amount of Avatar, which cost $150million. And quite right too, because Avatar is a pile of shit and anyone who tells you otherwise probably masturbates over comics. Having said that, The Hurt Locker? Man in bomb suit walks slowly around Iraq - The End. But I digress...

OSCARS 2010 winners list:

Best Picture
The Hurt Locker - Kathryn Bigelow, Mark Boal, Nicolas Chartier and Greg Shapiro

Actor in a Leading Role
Jeff Bridges - Crazy Heart

Actor in a Supporting Role
Christoph Waltz- Inglourious Basterds

Actress in a Leading Role
Sandra Bullock - The Blind Side

Actress in a Supporting Role
Mo'Nique - Precious: Based on the Nozzzzzzzzzzzz

Animated Feature Film
Up - Pete Docter

Art Direction
Avatar - Rick Carter and Robert Stromberg (Art Direction); Kim Sinclair (Set Decoration)

Cinematography
Avatar - Mauro Fiore

Costume Design
The Young Victoria - Sandy Powell

Directing
The Hurt Locker - Kathryn Bigelow

Documentary Feature
The Cove - Louie Psihoyos and Fisher Stevens

Documentary Short
Music by Prudence - Roger Ross Williams and Elinor Burkett

Film Editing
The Hurt Locker - Bob Murawski and Chris Innis

Foreign Language Film
The Secret in Their Eyes (El Secreto de Sus Ojos) - Directed by Juan José Campanella

Makeup
Star Trek - Barney Burman, Mindy Hall and Joel Harlow

Music (Original Score)
Up - Michael Giacchino

Music (Original Song)
Crazy Heart - "The Weary Kind (Theme from Crazy Heart)" Music and Lyric by Ryan Bingham and T Bone Burnett

Short Film (Animated)
Logorama - Nicolas Schmerkin

Short Film (Live Action)
The New Tenants - Joachim Back and Tivi Magnusson

Sound Editing
The Hurt Locker - Paul N.J. Ottosson

Sound Mixing
The Hurt Locker - Paul N.J. Ottosson and Ray Beckett

Visual Effects
Avatar - Joe Letteri, Stephen Rosenbaum, Richard Baneham and Andrew R. Jones

Writing (Adapted Screenplay)
Precious: Based on the Nozzzzzzzzzzz - Screenplay by Geoffrey Fletcher

Writing (Original Screenplay)
The Hurt Locker - Written by Mark Boal

  • Hurrah for Mr Jeff.
    Cool and sexy and (even though he's sixty) I flaming well would.As for Avatar - in the words of that Simpsons dude: "Hah Hah!" Incidentally was the Nav'i based on Katherine Bigelow? She's fucking massive. She must be about eight feet.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 09/03/2010 - 16:44
  • It's all shit anyway, none of us will be watching this pulp on DVD in 2 months for starters. Does anyone make a decent film anymore? Benicio del Toro shittied up his form for daring to make "Che" so he's well out of favour in Hollywood, and fucking good for him

    koshmar Mon, 08/03/2010 - 19:40
  • Couldn't agree more. Unless there's a new category for 'second rate fairground ride while being charged twelve pounds a fucking ticket' it can fuck right off.

    dandyboy Mon, 08/03/2010 - 13:28
  • I think it was the fact that I seemed to be surrounded by people saying "oh the effects were amazing" or "The 3D was incredible" and "The landscapes were SOOOO realistic" none of which took into account the fact that it was FUCKING SHIT and had a storyline that would struggle to engage a 9 year old.

    Any film which thinks that having a mineral called "unobtanium" is a clever plot device should not be getting nominated for best picture.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 08/03/2010 - 11:10
  • Does the concept offend your sense of cosmological reality or do you just think it's a pile of shite?

    stella ah trois Mon, 08/03/2010 - 09:49
  • HA ! Fuck you Avatard. You and your poxy story of angry smurfs can fucking do one.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 08/03/2010 - 09:30
  • HA ! Fuck you Avatard. You and your poxy story of angry smurfs can fucking do one.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 08/03/2010 - 09:30
  • Does the concept offend your sense of cosmological reality or do you just think it's a pile of shite?

    stella ah trois Mon, 08/03/2010 - 09:49
  • I think it was the fact that I seemed to be surrounded by people saying "oh the effects were amazing" or "The 3D was incredible" and "The landscapes were SOOOO realistic" none of which took into account the fact that it was FUCKING SHIT and had a storyline that would struggle to engage a 9 year old.

    Any film which thinks that having a mineral called "unobtanium" is a clever plot device should not be getting nominated for best picture.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Mon, 08/03/2010 - 11:10
  • Couldn't agree more. Unless there's a new category for 'second rate fairground ride while being charged twelve pounds a fucking ticket' it can fuck right off.

    dandyboy Mon, 08/03/2010 - 13:28
  • It's all shit anyway, none of us will be watching this pulp on DVD in 2 months for starters. Does anyone make a decent film anymore? Benicio del Toro shittied up his form for daring to make "Che" so he's well out of favour in Hollywood, and fucking good for him

    koshmar Mon, 08/03/2010 - 19:40
  • Hurrah for Mr Jeff.
    Cool and sexy and (even though he's sixty) I flaming well would.As for Avatar - in the words of that Simpsons dude: "Hah Hah!" Incidentally was the Nav'i based on Katherine Bigelow? She's fucking massive. She must be about eight feet.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 09/03/2010 - 16:44

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