GRANDADDY
Sat, 21/11/2009 - 10:24 by Harry Bow

Sean Diddy Combs pulled together his Bad Boys crew to celebrate hitting the naughty forties at the Plaza in New York on Thursday night, although we don't don't think the cops had too much to worry about in the end - the biggest crim in the house was Martha Stewart. 

With Kanye West being such a worthy successor to his twat-with-a-rap crown, we wonder if this coming-of-age might spell Diddy's retirement? Have a word, Jay-Z.

 

The guests, who included Kim Kardashian, Russell Simmons, Spike Lee, girlfriend Cassie, baby mamma Kim Porter, Nelly, Rachel Hunter and Martha Stewart, might have been disappointed by the lack of Cristal poppin' - the bash was sponsored Diddy's own brand of vodka Ciroc. We wouldn't be surprised if the wardrobe was provided by his label Sean John and the 'very special musical guest' promised on the invite was the man himself.

 

Classy.

  • He's a boring fucker who can't do anything except sample music to make money. And even the bennies are running out. How cheap his little birthday do seems. And what sort of a backside wears a bow-tie to their own birthday party?

    Puff Paddy Piss, or whatever he's calling himself, is a sad sad case.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 24/11/2009 - 01:44
  • 'It Takes A Nation Of Millions To Hold My Bling'

    jiggerycock Mon, 23/11/2009 - 21:53
  • In Pic 14, what's Jon Torode got on his nose?

    ColonelDebugger Sat, 21/11/2009 - 17:40
  • Notorious B.I.G's dancing bitch has come a long way hasn't he?

    BonnyWill Sat, 21/11/2009 - 14:31
  • What is it with these nouveaux riches fuckwits in rap, rnb and hip-hop? They've become a parody of the very people that this genre of artists set out to mock and castigate - they're about as rad and street as a fucking Cartier watch. And about as listenable

    Blartmonster Sat, 21/11/2009 - 11:49
  • What is it with these nouveaux riches fuckwits in rap, rnb and hip-hop? They've become a parody of the very people that this genre of artists set out to mock and castigate - they're about as rad and street as a fucking Cartier watch. And about as listenable

    Blartmonster Sat, 21/11/2009 - 11:49
  • Notorious B.I.G's dancing bitch has come a long way hasn't he?

    BonnyWill Sat, 21/11/2009 - 14:31
  • In Pic 14, what's Jon Torode got on his nose?

    ColonelDebugger Sat, 21/11/2009 - 17:40
  • 'It Takes A Nation Of Millions To Hold My Bling'

    jiggerycock Mon, 23/11/2009 - 21:53
  • He's a boring fucker who can't do anything except sample music to make money. And even the bennies are running out. How cheap his little birthday do seems. And what sort of a backside wears a bow-tie to their own birthday party?

    Puff Paddy Piss, or whatever he's calling himself, is a sad sad case.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 24/11/2009 - 01:44

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