Let this be a stark warning to you all. This is what happens when you demand a swimming pool carved out of gold...
Poor old Pammy, who has reportedly spent £3million pounds on her Malibu home and now lives in a trailer, will appear on a show entitled 'Celebrity Scandal' and hosted by Jeremy Kyle. But even Katie Price and Sharon Osbourne managed to get a slot on 'Piers Morgan's Life Stories'...
The entire episode, to be aired tomorrow, will feature Pamela being patronised interviewed by the ghastly and sickenly sycophantic Kyle, but without the studio audience or surprise paternity tests.
But like we said, this is her own choice and she's got loadsa cash! Unless she thought they meant Jeremy Paxman...
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COMMENTS (14)
She spent £3m on her 'Malibu'
Is that a new word for 'breasts'? If it is, shouldn't it be plural?
I make it 120240 bottles at the current going rate. Fair play to her.
Bastardo!
You have now added 'home' to your report, thus rendering my initial post meaningless!
*adopts Angus Deayton voice*
"So - no change there then"
Something in me kind of likes Pammy. I mean, don't get me wrong, she's a hideous, carved-up, inflated mess. But I kind of like her. I get the feeling she's not as stupid as she makes out sometimes, though obviously she's not going to win a Nobel prize, sometimes I think she might be a bit more knowing than we give her credit for.
I kind of like her too. I think it's because she obviously is aware that she's basically a pair of fake tits, and doesn't mind laughing at herself.
hey! Nowt wrong with Wimbledon, son
Coming up, results of Pamela Anderson's STD test. We found out if she's still got hepatitis after the break. Don't go away.
and also, whether that rash that everyone saw in the video is something she should be worried about.
I recall watching Pammy's feature film (the feature being her flaps) holed up in a fine hotel in San Francisco, drinking pinot and eating pizza. I was mostly turned on by the pizza topping.
i know it's wrong-diddly-ong but i still would...