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Thu, 15/10/2009 - 09:46 by Mr. HM

Pamela Anderson has signed up to appear as the Genie in The wimbledon Theatre's Christmas production of Aladdin. So those rumours of her being skint are completely untrue OK? Got that?

Yes, for two weeks in December Pamela Anderson, who at one point in the not too distant past was arguably the world's biggest star, will be performing to screaming kids and miserable parents at the New Wimbledon Theatre. This comes shortly after Pamela furiously denied she was heading for bankruptcy despite living in a trailer park.

Now there must be some gag her about rubbing something and Pamela Anderson pops up, but I can't quite put my finger on it.

Anyway, the pics are of Pam hitting the catwalk for Richie Rich's AMUSE fashion show. Now i'm aware i'm no supermodel and all that, but she needs to retire that damn swimsuit pronto.

It's like seeing your mum trying on her wedding dress again, tears streaming down her eyes, clutching a glass of gin, as she wistfully remembers the woman that once was, before she gave birth to you which ruined her life. Your constant fucking bickering and selfishness leaves a once vibrant, happy lady a mere husk of a woman unable to shake off the fug of disappointment you left behind. Or is that just mine?

What the fuck has she got wrapped around her leg? Is that fashion? WELL IS IT?

Pamela Anderson pictures, Pamela Anderson

Comments

... and still have a face looking like a blind welder's thumb
Blartmonster Thu, 15/10/2009 - 22:45
Mortals get benefits, celebs get panto. Pam's not a bad bird though. She doesn't take herself too seriously so if she's swallowing her pride to pay her bills, good for her. Better than Sophie Anderton who can only swallow cum.
PuddyTwat Thu, 15/10/2009 - 21:44
What's she got fucking sticky tape all over herself for?
Stramash Thu, 15/10/2009 - 16:50
Actually: on second viewings, I'm impressed. In the full length pics, there's not a hint of skanky flappy old minge. Either Pammy's been doing her kegels, or she's bought shares in Duct tape.
tescopop Thu, 15/10/2009 - 15:49
Her children must be so proud
BustySinclair Thu, 15/10/2009 - 14:12
Full-on breakdown on next years CBB beckons methinks...
katflap Thu, 15/10/2009 - 13:38
Fuck, this bitch terrifies me.
tescopop Thu, 15/10/2009 - 12:25
Fuck, this bitch terrifies me.
tescopop Thu, 15/10/2009 - 12:25
Pamela Anderson was humiliated outside the Shit In The Bin Theatre on Haymarket last night when Frank Carson wiped faeces all over a copy of The Metro and then threw it at her . Pamela, who is now penniless and homeless was going to sleep under the newspaper until Carson "did an arse cracker" on Neil Sean's column. Hey Carson! You are one low life doing that to Pam Ayres! She is now going to rewrite I Wish I Looked After Me Teeth and shoehorn the phrase "Frank Carson is a bum pilot" into it.
kwebb Thu, 15/10/2009 - 10:55
writing is much better this morning, Mr HM.
unseemlydogposture Thu, 15/10/2009 - 10:24
I think there's a bigger joke having the word 'Wenn?' plastered all over her snatch (pic 1)
jiggerycock Thu, 15/10/2009 - 10:14

I think there's a bigger joke having the word 'Wenn?' plastered all over her snatch (pic 1)
jiggerycock Thu, 15/10/2009 - 10:14
writing is much better this morning, Mr HM.
unseemlydogposture Thu, 15/10/2009 - 10:24
Pamela Anderson was humiliated outside the Shit In The Bin Theatre on Haymarket last night when Frank Carson wiped faeces all over a copy of The Metro and then threw it at her . Pamela, who is now penniless and homeless was going to sleep under the newspaper until Carson "did an arse cracker" on Neil Sean's column. Hey Carson! You are one low life doing that to Pam Ayres! She is now going to rewrite I Wish I Looked After Me Teeth and shoehorn the phrase "Frank Carson is a bum pilot" into it.
kwebb Thu, 15/10/2009 - 10:55
Fuck, this bitch terrifies me.
tescopop Thu, 15/10/2009 - 12:25
Fuck, this bitch terrifies me.
tescopop Thu, 15/10/2009 - 12:25
Full-on breakdown on next years CBB beckons methinks...
katflap Thu, 15/10/2009 - 13:38
Her children must be so proud
BustySinclair Thu, 15/10/2009 - 14:12
Actually: on second viewings, I'm impressed. In the full length pics, there's not a hint of skanky flappy old minge. Either Pammy's been doing her kegels, or she's bought shares in Duct tape.
tescopop Thu, 15/10/2009 - 15:49
What's she got fucking sticky tape all over herself for?
Stramash Thu, 15/10/2009 - 16:50
Mortals get benefits, celebs get panto. Pam's not a bad bird though. She doesn't take herself too seriously so if she's swallowing her pride to pay her bills, good for her. Better than Sophie Anderton who can only swallow cum.
PuddyTwat Thu, 15/10/2009 - 21:44
... and still have a face looking like a blind welder's thumb
Blartmonster Thu, 15/10/2009 - 22:45