Your career's behind you! etc
Thu, 17/12/2009 - 12:19 by HM writer

It was a gripping portrayal of a sexy Genie in a red leotard on the London stage last night followed by a trip to a J D Wetherspoons in Wimbledon with co-stars for a packet of peanuts washed down with a gin and slimline tonic for one Pamela Anderson...

But after that degrading experience she immediatley headed to Mayfair for some fine dining at The Automat Brasserie and to catch a glimpse of Tanya MacIntosh.

Pammy, who is absolutely adamant that she's not bankrupt despite decorating her house with diamonds and now currently living in a trailer, is starring in the New Wimbledon's Theatre production of Aladdin alongside erm, Paul O'Grady and Brian Blessed, who incidentally said of Pamela:

“Pamela f****** Anderson? I wouldn’t touch her with yours.”

And she'll be performing in the pantomine until December 27, including performances on Christmas Eve and Boxing Day, before handing over the role over to former Eastender actress Anita Dobson. But hopefully not the outfit as well...

 

  • Oh bless. I feel sorry for Pammie. Doing panto must be the equivalent of working on the underground. It's keeping a roof over your head but Christ has it really come to this?

    PuddyTwat Thu, 17/12/2009 - 22:13
  • Surely it would be a literary classic to rival anything those beardy gits Dickens or Shakespeare could trot out

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 17/12/2009 - 17:39
  • It comes full circle - Mr Darcy, Elizabeth Darcy ne Bennet out buying gloves and muslin - that's Pride and Prejudice by the way - felt you lost the thread there the other day - scullery maid...

    Could be a novel or something.

    stella ah trois Thu, 17/12/2009 - 17:31
  • Ha ha very clever....but that is what the scullery maids are for

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 17/12/2009 - 16:24
  • Pic 6, Caption: Tommy Lee's cock is THIS thick...

    cashback Thu, 17/12/2009 - 15:59
  • Yeah, they really trashed the rural landscape with some right dodgy social housing in the 70s.

    stella ah trois Thu, 17/12/2009 - 15:47
  • So posh but don't get it. Ah. She's too busy dreaming of Ollie I suppose ;)

    stella ah trois Thu, 17/12/2009 - 15:39
  • Unfortunately not clever enough to spell though sweetie, it's steed not stead......of course if you were from the upper classes you'd know that.

    Oh and I don't live in Wimbledon, it just happens to be near to my country estate x

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 17/12/2009 - 15:30
  • Let's look at the evidence. You have a stead and you live in Wimbledon. I'm bright me.

    stella ah trois Thu, 17/12/2009 - 15:25
  • I don't get it ?

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 17/12/2009 - 15:09
  • MORONS ALIVE!!!!

    dandyboy Thu, 17/12/2009 - 14:44
  • Why Stella daaaaahling of course I am, I thought that would have been apparent from all the high-brow, hoity-toity comments that I make.

    Did I mention that I'm currently wearing a monocle and a top hat ? what-what

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 17/12/2009 - 13:32
  • I reckon you're dead posh and rich.

    stella ah trois Thu, 17/12/2009 - 13:22
  • Hooray ! I now have another reason (other than drunken, violent South African & Australian pricks) to avoid Wimbledon when going out for a local drink......shame really, it used to be such a nice area.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 17/12/2009 - 12:50
  • Hooray ! I now have another reason (other than drunken, violent South African & Australian pricks) to avoid Wimbledon when going out for a local drink......shame really, it used to be such a nice area.

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 17/12/2009 - 12:50
  • I reckon you're dead posh and rich.

    stella ah trois Thu, 17/12/2009 - 13:22
  • Why Stella daaaaahling of course I am, I thought that would have been apparent from all the high-brow, hoity-toity comments that I make.

    Did I mention that I'm currently wearing a monocle and a top hat ? what-what

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 17/12/2009 - 13:32
  • MORONS ALIVE!!!!

    dandyboy Thu, 17/12/2009 - 14:44
  • I don't get it ?

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 17/12/2009 - 15:09
  • Let's look at the evidence. You have a stead and you live in Wimbledon. I'm bright me.

    stella ah trois Thu, 17/12/2009 - 15:25
  • Unfortunately not clever enough to spell though sweetie, it's steed not stead......of course if you were from the upper classes you'd know that.

    Oh and I don't live in Wimbledon, it just happens to be near to my country estate x

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 17/12/2009 - 15:30
  • So posh but don't get it. Ah. She's too busy dreaming of Ollie I suppose ;)

    stella ah trois Thu, 17/12/2009 - 15:39
  • Yeah, they really trashed the rural landscape with some right dodgy social housing in the 70s.

    stella ah trois Thu, 17/12/2009 - 15:47
  • Pic 6, Caption: Tommy Lee's cock is THIS thick...

    cashback Thu, 17/12/2009 - 15:59
  • Ha ha very clever....but that is what the scullery maids are for

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 17/12/2009 - 16:24
  • It comes full circle - Mr Darcy, Elizabeth Darcy ne Bennet out buying gloves and muslin - that's Pride and Prejudice by the way - felt you lost the thread there the other day - scullery maid...

    Could be a novel or something.

    stella ah trois Thu, 17/12/2009 - 17:31
  • Surely it would be a literary classic to rival anything those beardy gits Dickens or Shakespeare could trot out

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Thu, 17/12/2009 - 17:39
  • Oh bless. I feel sorry for Pammie. Doing panto must be the equivalent of working on the underground. It's keeping a roof over your head but Christ has it really come to this?

    PuddyTwat Thu, 17/12/2009 - 22:13

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