Pamela Anderson in Mayfair
Your career's behind you! etc
Thu, 17/12/2009 - 11:19 by HM writerIt was a gripping portrayal of a sexy Genie in a red leotard on the London stage last night followed by a trip to a J D Wetherspoons in Wimbledon with co-stars for a packet of peanuts washed down with a gin and slimline tonic for one Pamela Anderson...
But after that degrading experience she immediatley headed to Mayfair for some fine dining at The Automat Brasserie and to catch a glimpse of Tanya MacIntosh.
Pammy, who is absolutely adamant that she's not bankrupt despite decorating her house with diamonds and now currently living in a trailer, is starring in the New Wimbledon's Theatre production of Aladdin alongside erm, Paul O'Grady and Brian Blessed, who incidentally said of Pamela:
“Pamela f****** Anderson? I wouldn’t touch her with yours.”
And she'll be performing in the pantomine until December 27, including performances on Christmas Eve and Boxing Day, before handing over the role over to former Eastender actress Anita Dobson. But hopefully not the outfit as well...
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Oh bless. I feel sorry for Pammie. Doing panto must be the equivalent of working on the underground. It's keeping a roof over your head but Christ has it really come to this?
Surely it would be a literary classic to rival anything those beardy gits Dickens or Shakespeare could trot out
It comes full circle - Mr Darcy, Elizabeth Darcy ne Bennet out buying gloves and muslin - that's Pride and Prejudice by the way - felt you lost the thread there the other day - scullery maid...
Could be a novel or something.
Ha ha very clever....but that is what the scullery maids are for
Pic 6, Caption: Tommy Lee's cock is THIS thick...
Yeah, they really trashed the rural landscape with some right dodgy social housing in the 70s.
So posh but don't get it. Ah. She's too busy dreaming of Ollie I suppose ;)
Unfortunately not clever enough to spell though sweetie, it's steed not stead......of course if you were from the upper classes you'd know that.
Oh and I don't live in Wimbledon, it just happens to be near to my country estate x
Let's look at the evidence. You have a stead and you live in Wimbledon. I'm bright me.
I don't get it ?
MORONS ALIVE!!!!
Why Stella daaaaahling of course I am, I thought that would have been apparent from all the high-brow, hoity-toity comments that I make.
Did I mention that I'm currently wearing a monocle and a top hat ? what-what
I reckon you're dead posh and rich.
Hooray ! I now have another reason (other than drunken, violent South African & Australian pricks) to avoid Wimbledon when going out for a local drink......shame really, it used to be such a nice area.
Hooray ! I now have another reason (other than drunken, violent South African & Australian pricks) to avoid Wimbledon when going out for a local drink......shame really, it used to be such a nice area.
I reckon you're dead posh and rich.
Why Stella daaaaahling of course I am, I thought that would have been apparent from all the high-brow, hoity-toity comments that I make.
Did I mention that I'm currently wearing a monocle and a top hat ? what-what
MORONS ALIVE!!!!
I don't get it ?
Let's look at the evidence. You have a stead and you live in Wimbledon. I'm bright me.
Unfortunately not clever enough to spell though sweetie, it's steed not stead......of course if you were from the upper classes you'd know that.
Oh and I don't live in Wimbledon, it just happens to be near to my country estate x
So posh but don't get it. Ah. She's too busy dreaming of Ollie I suppose ;)
Yeah, they really trashed the rural landscape with some right dodgy social housing in the 70s.
Pic 6, Caption: Tommy Lee's cock is THIS thick...
Ha ha very clever....but that is what the scullery maids are for
It comes full circle - Mr Darcy, Elizabeth Darcy ne Bennet out buying gloves and muslin - that's Pride and Prejudice by the way - felt you lost the thread there the other day - scullery maid...
Could be a novel or something.
Surely it would be a literary classic to rival anything those beardy gits Dickens or Shakespeare could trot out
Oh bless. I feel sorry for Pammie. Doing panto must be the equivalent of working on the underground. It's keeping a roof over your head but Christ has it really come to this?