kosh you are talking jive. slagging off georgio luigi like that! have you seen his latest stuff? cool as fuck. look it up on the internet kosher.

Ace clobber? Proof positive of being a cunt AND 12 years old.

I don't think I'd class Umbro or Luigi as "designer gear", considering it's made with the middle teen chav in mind, you can keep on believing that. Whereas Burton and TopShop must be making a fucking mint out of you and your smack whore mother buying their tat, I'm sure Alexander McQueen must be shitting bricks you're not buying his gear. Well, if he was still alive that is.

Stella, they are boys/men they will never see sense, poor lambs.

You do sound quite hot when you describe yourself like that Cleaver - I think it is the kagool- ,but I suppose I had better leave well alone as I keep seeing the word 'jailbait' flash in front of my eyes and then your mum would ground you indefinitely so you would be on HM all the time, which would never do.

you thought i was great when you thought i was meryl. says it all really. baaaaaa!

You're such an unfunny cunt C. Sad really. If only I could make you see sense. :(

i am not dressed by mum nosher! quite the opposite in fact. my wardrobe is packed with ace clobber. i only wear designer stuff like umbro, georgio luigi, colin boss etc sorry to brag but you did ask.

i dont get the bit about push backwards or forwards. maybe you can explain. is that a bummers joke?

You're such a fucking poofy gayer K. Sad really. If only I could make you see sense. :(

Any man (or boy in your case) who wears corduroy is either dressed by his mum or harbours a secret buggery fascination. Come on then, Cleaver, what do you do? Push forwards or backwards??

Well, spot on for once Cleaver. :)

oh kosh youre standards are way too high! you must be humping lots of very beautiful women to turn your nose up at all the hot celebs like you do! or maybe you are a gay. maybe thats it.

hey huxy you would be surprised at how cool i am. today i am sporting a le shark kagoule teamed with maroon cords and hi-tec silver shadow. i know its not all about the bling but hey its saturday after all. meeting mum in town later and shes promised me a watch for my early birthday pressie. its 100% digital and the strap is made of real metal. not so gobby now eh huxy?

Go and fuck yourself, Cleaver, you dreary arsehole - come back when you have something remotely amusing or informative to say. Like, f'rinstance, your suicide note....

42? 62 perhaps and she looks a fucking mentalist

No she doesn't. Either that or I am 12. Perhaps I am... x

Sorry, I forgot that the only 'fashion' statement worth making in your world comes in the form of knock-off Burberry. Enjoy your lavish breakfast of Wotsits and Tizer.

It's a rose......
And she still looks OK for 42.

Better than Princess Anne in a Vivienne Westwood basque at any rate....

yes could you make the news items more relevant to huxylady in future please? this site is not about celeb trivia you know. there are people starving in the world! i am one of them. time to go to the shop. i hope noone wishes me a good morning, the cunts!