No coat and no knickers
Fri, 25/09/2009 - 15:27 by Metrosexual

Pamela Anderson is so hard up she's lucky she's got the clothes on her back - and she left most of them on a catwalk in New Zealand when she treated everyone to a look at her boobs and bum.

Put them away Pam, we've seen it all before. 

Anderson is reportedly over $1.2million in debt, leaving builders who have worked on her Malibu mansion unpaid and owing over £250,000 to the tax man.

Yikes!

It might explain why she's done such glamorous work as popping up in the Australian Big Brother house. 

Her current 'job', modelling at some sort of New Zealand fashion week for Richie Rich (a New York version of a Hoxton Twat) is unlikely to keep the wolf from the door. Her work for animal charity Peta, including a recently banned airport-themed advert (see gallery) isn't exactly a cash cow either.

Maybe it's time for another sex tape? We're sure even at her time of life there are plenty of willing suspects. Erm...didn't Screech of Saved By The Bell do one? Give him a ring Pam!

 

  • Screech, wow, I had the misfortune of watching a "Saved By The Bell" episode once, back in '94... are all Jewish kids in the US really like that?

    pandakiller Mon, 28/09/2009 - 01:58
  • Who? Screech?! Sick puppy!

    kwebb Sat, 26/09/2009 - 15:56
  • Still would though.

    pandakiller Fri, 25/09/2009 - 23:50
  • Still would though.

    pandakiller Fri, 25/09/2009 - 23:50
  • Who? Screech?! Sick puppy!

    kwebb Sat, 26/09/2009 - 15:56
  • Screech, wow, I had the misfortune of watching a "Saved By The Bell" episode once, back in '94... are all Jewish kids in the US really like that?

    pandakiller Mon, 28/09/2009 - 01:58

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