Hat's off to you!
Fri, 18/12/2009 - 11:11 by Mr. HM

Pamela Anderson certainly knows how to cram lots into an evening. When most people were getting up for work this morning, Pamela was still trying hats on. Really.

The evening went like this:

Finish pantomime show thing.

Go to visit friend in Belgravia, London carrying a half drunk bottle of champagne.

An hour later, leave with hat designer Philip Treacy and go back to his place.

Invite 3 men round.

All leave to visit the dude she had dinner with the night before.

After a few hours (now 4am) head for Philips hat shop and spend 3 hours trying on ridiculous hats that look like quality street left on a radiator.

7am = hometime.

Wow, that's pretty impressive. I hope she read the instructions on the back of all the Red Bull she must have been drinking to stay awake all night - that stuff can cause all sorts of problems. Ahem.

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    beckyfior Sun, 10/04/2011 - 16:21
  • wow, tell me where she parties!!! seriously speaking, who cares?

    i found r4 ds with her participation.

    dada20042030 Fri, 23/04/2010 - 12:15
  • I'm with you Hareton, she is sweeter than Manuka Honey and twice as nice! It's her JOB to be doing stuff that gets her in the headlines, that's how she makes her money. She's a smart cookie.

    JanieR Sat, 10/04/2010 - 17:03
  • I think she's a bit more of a sympathetic character than Jordan. Not by much, granted, but Pammy seems like she'd be really fun to get cunted with, and generally comes across as quite a nice lady. Whereas Jordan....er..... doesn't. On the contrary, she comes across as a hard-nosed bitch who'd force her own gran to dance naked at gunpoint if there was a chance she might get a Heat cover that didn't involve laughing at her surgically ruined mug.

    retrovertigo Thu, 24/12/2009 - 18:58
  • How the fucking mighty fall. You're next, Price, you cunt

    Blartmonster Mon, 21/12/2009 - 21:50
  • it's SNOWING you daft Yank cow- what are you doing without a coat and shivering eh! oh yeah sorry, you wanna show off your Topshop strippey dress. You thick blondie.

    kermits Mon, 21/12/2009 - 12:01
  • Yessssssss! Hang the bastard by his dick.

    whereswaldo Sat, 19/12/2009 - 21:45
  • I reckon we could do with the public hanging of Philip Schofield to really crown it off

    Blartmonster Sat, 19/12/2009 - 11:50
  • The Antithisis ? That would surely be the real REMEDY? Bring it on ( can we involve David Van Day to make it truly continental?)

    the flange Fri, 18/12/2009 - 17:40
  • Just imagine if she hooked up with the Hoff ! They would become the antithesis to Russell & Katy, Posh & Becks, Kate & Jamie, etc

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 18/12/2009 - 12:58
  • Dunno why but I'm growing fond of the horking-great-implanted cartoon of uber-femininity.

    I think it's the fact she's gone from Hollywood A List to Skid Row (the place and the crap poodle-rock metal band), via several pints of sillicone and a kilometer of cock. She's now doing panto without a hint of irony and nothing...NOTHING...is going to stop her having a fucking ace time. Not creeping middle age, younger models with even more pneumatic top-bollocks, bankruptcy or Joe Swash raiding her panty drawer.

    Don't know how she can pull this shit off, yet Jordan just looks desperate, but there we go.

    Rock the fuck on, you crazed tool!

    jiggerycock Fri, 18/12/2009 - 12:49
  • Dunno why but I'm growing fond of the horking-great-implanted cartoon of uber-femininity.

    I think it's the fact she's gone from Hollywood A List to Skid Row (the place and the crap poodle-rock metal band), via several pints of sillicone and a kilometer of cock. She's now doing panto without a hint of irony and nothing...NOTHING...is going to stop her having a fucking ace time. Not creeping middle age, younger models with even more pneumatic top-bollocks, bankruptcy or Joe Swash raiding her panty drawer.

    Don't know how she can pull this shit off, yet Jordan just looks desperate, but there we go.

    Rock the fuck on, you crazed tool!

    jiggerycock Fri, 18/12/2009 - 12:49
  • Just imagine if she hooked up with the Hoff ! They would become the antithesis to Russell & Katy, Posh & Becks, Kate & Jamie, etc

    MJwasakiddyfiddler Fri, 18/12/2009 - 12:58
  • The Antithisis ? That would surely be the real REMEDY? Bring it on ( can we involve David Van Day to make it truly continental?)

    the flange Fri, 18/12/2009 - 17:40
  • I reckon we could do with the public hanging of Philip Schofield to really crown it off

    Blartmonster Sat, 19/12/2009 - 11:50
  • Yessssssss! Hang the bastard by his dick.

    whereswaldo Sat, 19/12/2009 - 21:45
  • it's SNOWING you daft Yank cow- what are you doing without a coat and shivering eh! oh yeah sorry, you wanna show off your Topshop strippey dress. You thick blondie.

    kermits Mon, 21/12/2009 - 12:01
  • How the fucking mighty fall. You're next, Price, you cunt

    Blartmonster Mon, 21/12/2009 - 21:50
  • I think she's a bit more of a sympathetic character than Jordan. Not by much, granted, but Pammy seems like she'd be really fun to get cunted with, and generally comes across as quite a nice lady. Whereas Jordan....er..... doesn't. On the contrary, she comes across as a hard-nosed bitch who'd force her own gran to dance naked at gunpoint if there was a chance she might get a Heat cover that didn't involve laughing at her surgically ruined mug.

    retrovertigo Thu, 24/12/2009 - 18:58
  • I'm with you Hareton, she is sweeter than Manuka Honey and twice as nice! It's her JOB to be doing stuff that gets her in the headlines, that's how she makes her money. She's a smart cookie.

    JanieR Sat, 10/04/2010 - 17:03
  • wow, tell me where she parties!!! seriously speaking, who cares?

    i found r4 ds with her participation.

    dada20042030 Fri, 23/04/2010 - 12:15
  • Nolvadex homotypal Crust Paxil hydrozoon primarily Plan B timid myometrium Premarin incitation plausible

    beckyfior Sun, 10/04/2011 - 16:21

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