It's Monday morning and London's transport network is working at optimum efficiency, which happens to be around 12-13 percent of its capacity. Has anyone seen the chemical spill outside St Pauls? We've sent out our roving reporter but haven't heard back, so if you see him, just put a 50p in his cup and maybe buy one of his Big Issues (he'll ask for it back, but you must be firm).  

Anyway, Pamela Anderson had a slightly better experience with London Transport yesterday as she posed outside their museum, promoting PETA, where she compared humans to animals, explaining why we are so similar, using Tommy Lee as an example.

Why the transport museum and why yesterday is beyond us, but either way it's good for two reasons: firstly, she popped her gusset out (and we all know it wasn't too warm) and secondly she's gave a clear demonstration that she has completely lost the ability to smile and now just snarls. 

In other news, she's posed for a new edition of Playboy which will be out in January, her 14th, and of course we'll be bringing you those taco pics as soon as we get them.