Does anyone know where that poor child's parents are? Pamela Anderson used the girl to hold part of the duvet cover that she had fashioned into a very short dress at the Hollywood Style Awards, but we're not really sure whether she was the right height...

Put down the phone to Social Services, it's fine. The little girl is the daughter of Pammy's make-up artist (Gary Cockerill??) who she had recruited to carry her dress.

Pamela, who posed next to photographer David LaChapelle (who was also losing out in the style stakes), was wearing some recycled loo roll couture gown back to front and held together by safety pins.

It's the start of LA Fashion Week (nooo!) and other guests included Hayden Panettiere, Kelly Osbourne, Amber Valetta and Kim Kardashian...