Paris Hilton and her size 11 feet launch a new shoe line

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Paris Hilton at shoe launch in Vegas

Shoo off now

Wed, 18/08/2010 - 12:33 by Harry Bow

Following on from her fragrance launch, where she turned up dressed as tranny Marilyn Monroe impersonator, Paris Hilton has just unveiled her latest business venture - shoes. Considering she's a US size 11, this could easily be an off-shoot of her parents hotel business, although we doubt an old lady could afford to live in a Hilton shoe...

Seriously. Her feet are massive (click here)

Here's a little teaser from the line, which is due to hit Macy's soon (they're clearing extra space in store as we write this).

Paris Hilton pictures, Paris Hilton

Comments

Giant acromegalic feet and hands, a jaw to rival David Coulthard's, Thom Yorke's wonky eye, a cunt so STD infected that it has its own Chernobyl-style exclusion zone, and the arse of a geriatric - and yet her worst feature is still her brain
moon park Thu, 19/08/2010 - 10:56
speaking of OLD have you seen how dramatically she has aged? she looks 40 overnight she needs to start doing ads for snake venom cream! god she looks old she looks older than j lo or jennifer anitston its weard!
dancingworm Thu, 19/08/2010 - 03:21
Don`t forget her massive hands!!!
dozydragon Wed, 18/08/2010 - 20:41
Size 16 huh? Mmmm. Wait a minute, you ARE a man aren't you cos if you're a bird then strewth!
PuddyTwat Wed, 18/08/2010 - 19:52
I've got size 16 feet, and I'm pretty damn sure I could launch Paris Hilton quite some distance with one of them.
slug Wed, 18/08/2010 - 14:01
damn, and I heard a rumour she was launching a line of ugliness induced landmines, such a shame she won't now get near enough to test them
bristle Wed, 18/08/2010 - 12:47

damn, and I heard a rumour she was launching a line of ugliness induced landmines, such a shame she won't now get near enough to test them
bristle Wed, 18/08/2010 - 12:47
I've got size 16 feet, and I'm pretty damn sure I could launch Paris Hilton quite some distance with one of them.
slug Wed, 18/08/2010 - 14:01
Size 16 huh? Mmmm. Wait a minute, you ARE a man aren't you cos if you're a bird then strewth!
PuddyTwat Wed, 18/08/2010 - 19:52
Don`t forget her massive hands!!!
dozydragon Wed, 18/08/2010 - 20:41
speaking of OLD have you seen how dramatically she has aged? she looks 40 overnight she needs to start doing ads for snake venom cream! god she looks old she looks older than j lo or jennifer anitston its weard!
dancingworm Thu, 19/08/2010 - 03:21
Giant acromegalic feet and hands, a jaw to rival David Coulthard's, Thom Yorke's wonky eye, a cunt so STD infected that it has its own Chernobyl-style exclusion zone, and the arse of a geriatric - and yet her worst feature is still her brain
moon park Thu, 19/08/2010 - 10:56