By "chaos" we really mean confusion.
But it's a testament to Paris's absolute vacuity she thinks shouting for the DJ to play Bob SInclair, Lady Gaga and Michael Jackson can solve her problems.
Paris: "Let's have fun, loves it!"
Gay Italians: "BOOOOOOOO!"
Full marks to Signor Drag Queen who wasn't having any of her nonsense. 'Why won't you hold the message?! WHY?!?!"
Of course Paris 'really' love the gays and returned to the stage later to hold the placard, presumably to make sure she went home with her appearance fee in her handbag. Pah!
Clubs like G.A.Y would be much more useful if they put d-listers in stocks and let the patrons pelt them with rotten fruit. Italians, you missed your chance.
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COMMENTS (4)
What a gigantic shitfest!
Clearly her 'peeps' fucked up by not briefing her, in words of one syllable, what was going to go down (fnarr!)
She's too brick-thick, despite claiming to be Italian (new one on me, but there we go) to understand the situation as it developed
Finally Cyril...and finally Esther...what the hell are gays doing latching on to a cretin such as this, whose main claim to noteriety was appearing in a heterosexual bongo vid?
Leper cocktails all round!
They should have pelted her with butt plugs silly slag
I wish she'd just fucking croak. There must be a car crash or cancer somewhere waiting for the cunt
They might of thought they were getting some sort of exciting experience instead they got allot of stupid and dumb as well as completely boring. The joke and the Gimmick is over in this teenybopper wannabee I thought gays hated her??? OHH yeah I am italian thats why I have never mentioned this before in my life, except for this night in question. She is so yesterdays leftovers that maggots wont even touch her. Notice that No celebrities are ever photographed with her they dont want to be seen with her anymore, I dont think she even gets invited to the hollywood parties, thats why she has to appear at Gay clubs in Italy......move on now Paris, just go shopping, you do that best!