Having robbed her of £1.2 million, Paris Hilton's burglar has told the US press that his gang made her their first target because she's "dumb". A pretty valid motive for a theft, wouldn't you say?

If only publicity-hungry vulture, Michelle Heaton, had taken a leaf out of Nick Prugo and his gang of thieves, because it would seem that breaking into someone's home and stealing their most valuable possessions provides you with all the press attention you could want. Speaking to Vanity Fair and Good Morning America, little saint Nick gave his opinion on Paris after robbing the thick cow of her millions:

"Like, who would leave a door unlocked? Who would leave a lot of money lying around? Stupid."

Stupid doesn't even suffice as an adjective for the woman who left the key waiting for any willing robbers under the doormat and took two entire months to even realise that her house had been burgled. 

Prugo went on to claim that him and his crew, creatively titled 'The Bling Ring', "found about, like, five grams of coke in Paris's house". Claims which Paris' spokesperson went onto say were totally, like, not true:

"I don't know why anyone would listen to allegations made by a self-confessed thief."

Well we don't know why anyone would listen to a dismissal made by someone who represents a brainless, blonde bimbo for a living.