Paris Hilton celebrates Christmas, flogs perfume in slutty santa outfit

Paris Hilton launches perfume

Sound the Slutty Santa Siren

Fri, 04/12/2009 - 11:35 by HM writer

It's officially Christmas when the slutty Santa Clause costumes come out. Paris Hilton wore hers to promote her 1000th perfume called 'Siren' at Macy's in LA...

Although we were surprised it didn't reveal any cleavage so 3.5 out of 10 on the Slutty Santa Scale this year, Paris. The heiress did a much a better job with her Halloween outfit earlier this year, we still don't know where she purchased those prosthetic hands...

But we do have problems with the 28-year-old emulating Daryl Hannah in Splash on the box of her perfume.

And in case you were wondering what she's been up to, the last time we saw her she was loading her 4x4 to the brim with the entire contents of a closing down sale, she told the press at her perfume launch:

"I love my life. I just do things that I love. It's really exciting that I've bought this brand. There's 16 different licences that I do - I do acting, music and TV. It's a lot of fun, so right now we're creating some different TV shows which I'm going to star in as well as produce and I'm just finishing up my new album.

"I'm very busy and I couldn't ask for more."

Oh God no. Music and TV?

Anyway, her costume reminded us of this, to keep in the festive spirit...

Paris Hilton pictures, Paris Hilton

Comments

discount perfume-I've never actually seen her hard core home vid.To say she's a good businesswoman is like saying Katie Price is the ultimate in caring mothering skills.
mariacooper Wed, 25/08/2010 - 13:31
cheap aftershave - One of the leading discount perfume retailers on the internet, stocking a very large range of cheap perfume products, branded fine fragrances, and luxury celebrity scents
Allenwood Sat, 24/07/2010 - 12:52
I'm just jealous about how she can sell a crap porno movie so well really.

Even 2 girls and one cup was more entertaining than hers.
whereswaldo Sat, 05/12/2009 - 22:32
I felt incredibly annoyed initially by her burbling on about how much she loves her life, but then realised I'd be infinitely more annoyed if she went on about how hard it is to be her. Guess at least she's kind of grateful for her ill-deserved fortune.
Also, that's a shit slutty santa outfit. Primark do 'em for about a fiver, get down there, you ropey bint.
retrovertigo Sat, 05/12/2009 - 21:56
She's hardly a role model when it comes to women in business. I mean, look at our very own Penny Century by way of contrast: wrestled her way up through discounted sales of hen weekend accoutrements at Claire's Accessories to become the sweetheart of HM and the funniest, wittiest femole we have.

Hereditary privilege, my arse
merylhighground Sat, 05/12/2009 - 01:15
Waldo, are you for real? She's a fucking heiress worth millions - nothing she makes a venture in is going to be anywhere near classed a risk. The PR, the advertising, the connections - money couldn't buy it, or if it does, it'll be the best that money can buy and it's just spare change for her. She has no idea of struggling in business or anything she does - it's all laid on for her.

No wonder she says "I love my life" - she is the epitome of inherited wealth and all the fucking fripperies that it brings. "I'm so lucky", yes you fucking are - if you had had to start with fuck all and make a go of business, you'd end up working in Lidl's, stacking shelves, with weekend nights greasing a pole in Spearmint Rhino.

You're probably thinking there's a hint of jealousy there, and you're not entirely wrong - but she's hardly an Alan Sugar or Richard Branson. To say she's a good businesswoman is like saying Katie Price is the ultimate in caring mothering skills.
Blartmonster Fri, 04/12/2009 - 21:01
If you want a laugh and to be terrified at the same time, look up 'one night in chyna'
whereswaldo Fri, 04/12/2009 - 18:32
I usually diss her but credit where credit is due she is a good business woman.
whereswaldo Fri, 04/12/2009 - 18:31
no. it is rubbish.
Mr. HM Fri, 04/12/2009 - 15:03
She's looking quite old now, her looks are being held up with metric tonnes of make-up.

Vile slapper, does nothing for me, and I'm easily aroused.
pandakiller Fri, 04/12/2009 - 13:13
People slag her off so much but fuck me, I wish (and I suspect most men) I had known women like her when I was in my teens or early 20's.
HeyYou Fri, 04/12/2009 - 12:25
who buys it? come on.
unseemlydogposture Fri, 04/12/2009 - 12:14
OK, this is not a slutty outfit. Given, she's a fucktard and yes we allll hate her, but this dress is practically demure. Hell, I wear shorter skirts to the office.
tescopop Fri, 04/12/2009 - 12:01
I've never actually seen her hard core home vid. Worth tracking down, even if only to witness her humiliation?
Stramash Fri, 04/12/2009 - 11:58

I've never actually seen her hard core home vid. Worth tracking down, even if only to witness her humiliation?
Stramash Fri, 04/12/2009 - 11:58
OK, this is not a slutty outfit. Given, she's a fucktard and yes we allll hate her, but this dress is practically demure. Hell, I wear shorter skirts to the office.
tescopop Fri, 04/12/2009 - 12:01
who buys it? come on.
unseemlydogposture Fri, 04/12/2009 - 12:14
People slag her off so much but fuck me, I wish (and I suspect most men) I had known women like her when I was in my teens or early 20's.
HeyYou Fri, 04/12/2009 - 12:25
She's looking quite old now, her looks are being held up with metric tonnes of make-up.

Vile slapper, does nothing for me, and I'm easily aroused.
pandakiller Fri, 04/12/2009 - 13:13
no. it is rubbish.
Mr. HM Fri, 04/12/2009 - 15:03
I usually diss her but credit where credit is due she is a good business woman.
whereswaldo Fri, 04/12/2009 - 18:31
If you want a laugh and to be terrified at the same time, look up 'one night in chyna'
whereswaldo Fri, 04/12/2009 - 18:32
Waldo, are you for real? She's a fucking heiress worth millions - nothing she makes a venture in is going to be anywhere near classed a risk. The PR, the advertising, the connections - money couldn't buy it, or if it does, it'll be the best that money can buy and it's just spare change for her. She has no idea of struggling in business or anything she does - it's all laid on for her.

No wonder she says "I love my life" - she is the epitome of inherited wealth and all the fucking fripperies that it brings. "I'm so lucky", yes you fucking are - if you had had to start with fuck all and make a go of business, you'd end up working in Lidl's, stacking shelves, with weekend nights greasing a pole in Spearmint Rhino.

You're probably thinking there's a hint of jealousy there, and you're not entirely wrong - but she's hardly an Alan Sugar or Richard Branson. To say she's a good businesswoman is like saying Katie Price is the ultimate in caring mothering skills.
Blartmonster Fri, 04/12/2009 - 21:01
She's hardly a role model when it comes to women in business. I mean, look at our very own Penny Century by way of contrast: wrestled her way up through discounted sales of hen weekend accoutrements at Claire's Accessories to become the sweetheart of HM and the funniest, wittiest femole we have.

Hereditary privilege, my arse
merylhighground Sat, 05/12/2009 - 01:15
I felt incredibly annoyed initially by her burbling on about how much she loves her life, but then realised I'd be infinitely more annoyed if she went on about how hard it is to be her. Guess at least she's kind of grateful for her ill-deserved fortune.
Also, that's a shit slutty santa outfit. Primark do 'em for about a fiver, get down there, you ropey bint.
retrovertigo Sat, 05/12/2009 - 21:56
I'm just jealous about how she can sell a crap porno movie so well really.

Even 2 girls and one cup was more entertaining than hers.
whereswaldo Sat, 05/12/2009 - 22:32
cheap aftershave - One of the leading discount perfume retailers on the internet, stocking a very large range of cheap perfume products, branded fine fragrances, and luxury celebrity scents
Allenwood Sat, 24/07/2010 - 12:52
discount perfume-I've never actually seen her hard core home vid.To say she's a good businesswoman is like saying Katie Price is the ultimate in caring mothering skills.
mariacooper Wed, 25/08/2010 - 13:31