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Sat, 17/07/2010 - 14:45 by Mr. HM

Paris Hilton has been detained at Corsica Airport after customs officials found a quantity of cannabis in her handbag. The dumb, stupid cow has really outdone herself.

Luckily for her, she was found with less than one gram of the drug in her luggage.

This is less than a month after she was caught smoking a joint in South Africa at a World Cup match, but managed to get her friend to take the blame and shoulder the fine. At least that's how I read the deal...

This happened a day after she posted pictures on Twitter of her lounging on a double bed in her private jet.

I hate this cow with all my heart.

  • When Paris stop?

    paris apartment

    Maud Ockley Fri, 30/07/2010 - 16:07
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    lilykiss17 Mon, 19/07/2010 - 15:12
  • A cow??? Come om Mr HM - I am shocked at your verbal restraint- She had the rest of the dope up her "" arriss"" Oh , rhyming slang for that word actually works here

    the flange Mon, 19/07/2010 - 12:08
  • Nothing can stop falling in love..Find your soulmate at agelessbbw dot com. You can be exciting and feel younger and find yourself more compatible with each other!!

    Maria59 Mon, 19/07/2010 - 10:31
  • Each piece will reflect her eclectic London style, the collection will arrive in links of london stores late September 2009. From the looks of the preview, we can see pandas, flamingos, fishes and happy faces. The jewelry looks cute and fun so far, I wonder what’s the price point… My favorite is the Links of London necklace, which one is yours? Shop through a wide selection of links of london jewelry at linksoflondonoutletshop.com.

    store365 Mon, 19/07/2010 - 06:14
  • Apparently, Snoop Dogg used to have a guy employed specifically to take the fall if he was caught with his usual metric fucktonne of weed on his tour bus.
    Sounds like an alright job, to be honest.

    retrovertigo Sun, 18/07/2010 - 20:42
  • Speak English cunt !

    arthurport Sun, 18/07/2010 - 15:53
  • i wonder if there's a 'stooge' job opportunity with Paris? i'm game, particularly as it means free dope and porno's all the time. plus i like dogs.

    switch Sun, 18/07/2010 - 11:31
  • Some other shit thick paid friend will be taking the rap again.

    BonnyWill Sat, 17/07/2010 - 17:02
  • Some other shit thick paid friend will be taking the rap again.

    BonnyWill Sat, 17/07/2010 - 17:02
  • i wonder if there's a 'stooge' job opportunity with Paris? i'm game, particularly as it means free dope and porno's all the time. plus i like dogs.

    switch Sun, 18/07/2010 - 11:31
  • Speak English cunt !

    arthurport Sun, 18/07/2010 - 15:53
  • Apparently, Snoop Dogg used to have a guy employed specifically to take the fall if he was caught with his usual metric fucktonne of weed on his tour bus.
    Sounds like an alright job, to be honest.

    retrovertigo Sun, 18/07/2010 - 20:42
  • Each piece will reflect her eclectic London style, the collection will arrive in links of london stores late September 2009. From the looks of the preview, we can see pandas, flamingos, fishes and happy faces. The jewelry looks cute and fun so far, I wonder what’s the price point… My favorite is the Links of London necklace, which one is yours? Shop through a wide selection of links of london jewelry at linksoflondonoutletshop.com.

    store365 Mon, 19/07/2010 - 06:14
  • Nothing can stop falling in love..Find your soulmate at agelessbbw dot com. You can be exciting and feel younger and find yourself more compatible with each other!!

    Maria59 Mon, 19/07/2010 - 10:31
  • A cow??? Come om Mr HM - I am shocked at your verbal restraint- She had the rest of the dope up her "" arriss"" Oh , rhyming slang for that word actually works here

    the flange Mon, 19/07/2010 - 12:08
  • !It's hard to find a good men in my town ,most of them like my money more than like me.Ijust want to find my true love.so i uploaded my hot photos on Ag e * Mi *ng le *.* ( ℃0 M under the name of amanda30.It's the best club for seeking young or old girls.if you men see this comment,i hope you will check my photos out there.maybe you are the one whoi'm looking for

    lilykiss17 Mon, 19/07/2010 - 15:12
  • When Paris stop?

    paris apartment

    Maud Ockley Fri, 30/07/2010 - 16:07

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