Paris Hilton has hands double the size of pumpkins in LA

Paris Hilton at Mr Bones Pumpkin Patch in LA

Paris 'Hands' Hilton

Thu, 29/10/2009 - 10:33 by HM writer

Good Lord, check out the size of Paris Hilton's hands! They're huge! We haven't seen hands that big since, er, Jack Tweed's hand doubled in size after swelling from grief. Not even a nice dress, high heels and Chanel handbag can distract the attention away how massive they are. She probably doesn't even need a Halloween costume with hands that size, or to carry that pumpkin with two of them when it would obviously fit into one palm alone...

Paris and her gigantic hands visited the popular Mr Bones Pumpkin Patch in LA, also frequented by the likes of Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale, the Beckhams, Jessica Alba and even Hugh Hefner's new twin girlfriends, Kristina and Krissana Shannon, who of course picked out the most phallic shaped pumpkin...

Paris Hilton pictures, Christina Aguilera, Gavin Rossdale, Jessica Alba, Jessica Alba, Paris Hilton

Comments

Banana fingers for sure on hilton, i rather go on some carnival cruise ships than stay any hilton
davegs Mon, 11/01/2010 - 01:06
:)
Dantheman Fri, 30/10/2009 - 11:36
Her hands ARE massive. She's got big feet too. She's not small. Just bony. She and Megan Fox remind me a lot of Jamie Lee Curtis who, less we forget, was NOT born a haemoprodite. Lot of 'em around but James Lee Curtis is not one them.
PuddyTwat Thu, 29/10/2009 - 23:45
Not ideal. Repetition makes your comment look unfunnier
BigPhil Thu, 29/10/2009 - 19:37
Not ideal. Small hands make your cock look bigger
aciddrops Thu, 29/10/2009 - 18:55
Not ideal. Small hands make your cock look bigger
aciddrops Thu, 29/10/2009 - 18:55
She has size 11 feet as well as massive paws. Shudder...
suckmebeautiful Thu, 29/10/2009 - 18:08
The presence of the pumpkin has fucking tripled the IQ count in that picture
Blartmonster Thu, 29/10/2009 - 10:50
Pumpkin?

I thought from the size and colour she was carrying the residue of Katie Price's mastectomy.
jiggerycock Thu, 29/10/2009 - 10:47
forget her hands, has anyone seen her feet?

and you know what they say about feet being directly proportional to the size of your manhood.
unseemlydogposture Thu, 29/10/2009 - 10:46
Ewww look at her Madonna freaky like arms
whereswaldo Thu, 29/10/2009 - 10:46

Ewww look at her Madonna freaky like arms
whereswaldo Thu, 29/10/2009 - 10:46
forget her hands, has anyone seen her feet?

and you know what they say about feet being directly proportional to the size of your manhood.
unseemlydogposture Thu, 29/10/2009 - 10:46
Pumpkin?

I thought from the size and colour she was carrying the residue of Katie Price's mastectomy.
jiggerycock Thu, 29/10/2009 - 10:47
The presence of the pumpkin has fucking tripled the IQ count in that picture
Blartmonster Thu, 29/10/2009 - 10:50
She has size 11 feet as well as massive paws. Shudder...
suckmebeautiful Thu, 29/10/2009 - 18:08
Not ideal. Small hands make your cock look bigger
aciddrops Thu, 29/10/2009 - 18:55
Not ideal. Small hands make your cock look bigger
aciddrops Thu, 29/10/2009 - 18:55
Not ideal. Repetition makes your comment look unfunnier
BigPhil Thu, 29/10/2009 - 19:37
Her hands ARE massive. She's got big feet too. She's not small. Just bony. She and Megan Fox remind me a lot of Jamie Lee Curtis who, less we forget, was NOT born a haemoprodite. Lot of 'em around but James Lee Curtis is not one them.
PuddyTwat Thu, 29/10/2009 - 23:45
:)
Dantheman Fri, 30/10/2009 - 11:36
Banana fingers for sure on hilton, i rather go on some carnival cruise ships than stay any hilton
davegs Mon, 11/01/2010 - 01:06