Is the girl in picture 11 giving Paris a "kinga"...

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She is trying to make out she is happy all the while taking drugs. You see she is not a young thing anymore I think she struck reality a few years ago when everyone was over her and thought she was boring. Expect more drugs stories to be coming out of her because she is very very addicted to weed and gambling and she has bulimia so just think of these illnesses and think yourself lucky!

A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was talking to his lawyer. "If I lose this case, I'll be ruined." "It's in the judge's hands now," said the lawyer. "Would it help if I sent the judge a box of cigars?" "Oh no! This judge is a stickler or ethical behavior. A stunt like that would prejudice him against you. He might even hold you in contempt of court. In fact, you shouldn't even smile at the judge." Within the course of time, the judge rendered a decision in favor of the defendant.. As the defendant left the courthouse, he said to his lawyer, "Thanks for the tip about the cigars. It worked!" "I'm sure we would have lost the case if you'd sent them." "But, I did send them." "What? You did?" said the lawyer, incredulously. "Yes. That's how we won the case." "I don't understand," said the lawyer. "It's easy. I sent the cigars to the judge, but enclosed the plaintiff's business card."
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psammmead;

shut up you bastard

Why, are you so ugly and desperate for a shag that you have to pay?

Huxylady, have you thought of charging? Seems to me you lack entrepreneurial nous. All the hours you waste on here talking about your gargantuan tits could be turned into hard cash. Have a quiet word with minxybbw - she might give you tips on setting something up at mates rates

Oh go on huxy....pro-create. It's such a delight. At the park this morning, some rough old slag was shouting "shut up you little bastard" at her kid. When I told my 3 year old we had to leave, guess what he said to me. There are few pleasures in life as great as when one's kid calls you a bastard.

Who cares!!! My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He- is eight years older than me, lol. We met online at an age gap dating site [A_g_e_m_i_n_g_le @ c.//o.//m]---a nice and free place for Younger- Women and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men, to interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or- tell your friends

Yes, I am, and you love it!

Huxy you tease...!

You are a true democrat, darling.

I celebrate the breast in all its manifestations, except for those surgically enhanced.
At least Paris hasn't had hers stuffed with plastic...

You have my sincerest sympathies, although I sometimes wish mine were a little less sensitive . I have solemnly vowed never to procreate so will fortunately not have to endure such horrors.

that's better.

Yes. Although just FYI, breast-feeding has rendered mine insensitive to anything less than a monkey-wrench. If I'd known, I'd have cut out the middleman and fed the brats thickshakes right from the start.

Well, I would never have put you down as a flouncer, Fucky, but I suppose that everyone needs to flounce occasionally.

You're right, Ken, but I think all the insecure idiots are away at the moment (mass holiday to Tenerife?). Not that I care much- I have either been called elitist or a commie so many times on these boards that I have lost count. Shame they can't decide which I am.

They may well be, Elbow, but my tits have not been tiny since I hit puberty at 11 so I wouldn't know, given that I never encountered any paedos when I was that age (fortunately by the time that I, aged 13, unwittingly met someone who turned out to be one, I was far too old for his tastes). So all I can report is that the nipples of a more buxom wench can be extremely sensitive too.

...hot jism?

But huxy if you were blissfully aware you wouldn't even know of your shortcomings. Apparently small titties are extremely sensitive to touch, tongues, ice cubes, feathers....

Shhh! Don't ever use the word "vacuous" on these pages! Someone might think you're only using it to sound clever and intellectual, although Hilton is clearly a vacuous cunt of the highest degree...

That post was a bit of a flounce, you know Huxy...

I'm honestly not jealous- all the wealth in the world would not make up for being sch a vacuous, self -absorbed and, ultimately, useless human being. Plus she has teeny-tiny gnat-bite tittys.
Maybe she wears that dodgy pheromone stuff they flog?. Although they do say that wealth is an aphrodisiac, it tends to be gin that gets me going.

puts me in mind of this

eau de loaded

I stood next to her once at a do. All I can say is, she was wearing almost nothing, she had some kind of weird aura, and I desperately wanted to shag her, despite simultaneously despising her. Maybe she was wearing Lynx?

Someone with unlimited income and blissfully unaware of reality. We are surely just jealous.