the wit and wisdom of paris hilton
Fri, 11/09/2009 - 11:06 by Metrosexual

What's the world coming to? Even esteemed organ the Oxford Dictionary of Quotations is pulling desperate celeb-led publicity stunts! 

Why else have they included the proverbs of boss eyed beanpole Paris Hilton in their latest tome?

 

She made it in with this nugget:

"Dress cute wherever you go - life is too short to blend in."

Goodness gravy. They must have been hard up this year.

Here are some pics of Paris jet-setting about with her current fancy man Doug Reinhardt. This fella is best known for being in ludicrous tween reality-soap The Hills in which he plays himself unconvincingly.

So we're guessing he's no brainbox. Still, he's smarter than his socialite sidekick who seems to think wearing a spangly t-shirt with her name on it is the height of style. The berk. 

 

 

  • You cannot describe the pure hatred for this cunt. You really cannot muster too much bile. You just SO want to see Karma fuck this bitch up big style....

    Blartmonster Fri, 11/09/2009 - 21:01
  • Would. Just because it'd be rude not to

    fuckwit Fri, 11/09/2009 - 16:21
  • Wouldn't - even I've got some pride

    aciddrops Fri, 11/09/2009 - 13:30
  • this cannot possibly be true, no no no !!!
    Ive got a quote for you Paris-
    ""Paris Hilton is a cunt of the highest order and needs to fuck off right now - hopefully trotting off this mortal coil by falling over your dog ( rat on a string) and breaking your fucking neck whilst your at it."" Unquote

    the flange Fri, 11/09/2009 - 13:20
  • I thought 'Cunt' was added with 'See Paris Hilton' written after it.

    sickofcelebs Fri, 11/09/2009 - 11:45
  • Just when you thought the cat was drowning in the bag the bloody oxford dictionary of all places reside Paris Hilton back into the publicity circuit. Everyone is over the Highly exposed Bint she needs to crawl back into the grass for another ohh how about 10 years when we find out that you wrote your own dictionary called Paris Hilton.....4000 ways to describe myself!

    dancingworm Fri, 11/09/2009 - 11:42
  • Just when you thought the cat was drowning in the bag the bloody oxford dictionary of all places reside Paris Hilton back into the publicity circuit. Everyone is over the Highly exposed Bint she needs to crawl back into the grass for another ohh how about 10 years when we find out that you wrote your own dictionary called Paris Hilton.....4000 ways to describe myself!

    dancingworm Fri, 11/09/2009 - 11:42
  • I thought 'Cunt' was added with 'See Paris Hilton' written after it.

    sickofcelebs Fri, 11/09/2009 - 11:45
  • this cannot possibly be true, no no no !!!
    Ive got a quote for you Paris-
    ""Paris Hilton is a cunt of the highest order and needs to fuck off right now - hopefully trotting off this mortal coil by falling over your dog ( rat on a string) and breaking your fucking neck whilst your at it."" Unquote

    the flange Fri, 11/09/2009 - 13:20
  • Wouldn't - even I've got some pride

    aciddrops Fri, 11/09/2009 - 13:30
  • Would. Just because it'd be rude not to

    fuckwit Fri, 11/09/2009 - 16:21
  • You cannot describe the pure hatred for this cunt. You really cannot muster too much bile. You just SO want to see Karma fuck this bitch up big style....

    Blartmonster Fri, 11/09/2009 - 21:01

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