Paris Hilton promotes wine-in-a-can at the German stock exchange

4Vodka and lemon flavoured prosecco? DeliciousThe woman on the right looks how we all feeladvertWhy would you let her promote booze? She obviously prefers drugs

I bet that's not the face you have after drinking itI bet that's not the face you have after drinking it

Oh, that's Rich, coming from her
Fri, 04/02/2011 - 12:38 by John Hill

Almost 70 years on, and something that we thought would never happen, has happened. All those valiant young men who gave their lives to fight the Nazi scourge and what do we get? (Wait for it...) Churchill would be turning in his grave. (Getting closer...) Was D-Day for nothing? (Almost...)

 

Paris is now in Germany.

Wonderful. What a terrible joke. Anyway, the pictures above are from Paris Hilton's recent trip to Frankfurt Stock Exchange, Börsenplatz 4 (such a great place name. It's a workout BUT FOR YOUR MOUTH!), where she was promoting some kind of prosecco in a can, called Rich. It comes in a variety of flavours, including orphan tears, unicorn dreams and swan farts.

 

Also, you may notice she has a pair of Chanel bowling gloves on. According to various sources they are 'super cute'. We're pretty sure they cost more than most people's houses and she only uses them to scrape up Chihuahua shit. OMGLOL.

Paris Hilton pictures, Paris Hilton

Comments

  • Due to a change in DOCG law, Prosecco can now legally only be sold in bottles, wonder if she knows this....

    jellytot83 Mon, 07/02/2011 - 10:07

  • there is a can in your head!

    dancingworm Sun, 06/02/2011 - 00:57

  • USP - "It get you pie-eyed!"

    arthurport Sat, 05/02/2011 - 09:10

  • cunt

    that is all

    merkin Fri, 04/02/2011 - 16:24

  • They should have laced it with strychnine.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 04/02/2011 - 16:22

  • Her face looks like its been made from fucking putty.

    BonnyWill Fri, 04/02/2011 - 15:56

  • Her face looks like its been made from fucking putty.

    BonnyWill Fri, 04/02/2011 - 15:56

  • They should have laced it with strychnine.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 04/02/2011 - 16:22

  • cunt

    that is all

    merkin Fri, 04/02/2011 - 16:24

  • USP - "It get you pie-eyed!"

    arthurport Sat, 05/02/2011 - 09:10

  • there is a can in your head!

    dancingworm Sun, 06/02/2011 - 00:57

  • Due to a change in DOCG law, Prosecco can now legally only be sold in bottles, wonder if she knows this....

    jellytot83 Mon, 07/02/2011 - 10:07

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