Paris Hilton has revealed that she's not a fan of celebrity reality shows. We were going to say that it's a bit rich considering her new show The World According To Paris is precisely that genre, but then we remembered that she's so deluded she has no semblance of reality whatsoever, so perhaps her series would be better described as a 'celebrity delusion show'…?? 

Talking to the Windy City Times (it's a specialist magazine) about the fact that she's been asked to be on Celebrity Apprentice and Dancing With The Stars, Paris explained: 

"I've been approached every season by both of those shows but I would never do them.

 

"I like doing my own show. I wouldn't want to be with a bunch of other people on a show who I don't know. Some of the people on those shows I really wouldn't want to be associated with." 

 

She didn't mind sharing the camera in One Night In Paris, though, did she?

Here she is in the first episode of her new show… First line; "Some people say I'm famous for being famous, what they don't say is that I'm also a singer, actresses, author and a fashion designer. I've got a great life, but it's not always easy…" 

Oh you massive fuckwit.