Closing Down Fail
Thu, 22/10/2009 - 11:30 by HM writer

It was another busy and stressful day in the vapid life Paris Hilton, as she rushed around emptying the entire contents of a closing down sale much like we did in Woolworths, except this was a boutique on Melrose Avenue selling 'bargain' Dior dresses...

And when we say 'bargain', that Dior dress and Chloe handbag she purchased were probably only reduced down to a couple of thousand dollars but that was alright for Paris, because we doubt she 'does' price tags.

Luckily Paris had sister Nicky on hand to buy more stuff and help carry their purchases back to their car (where on earth were their minders?) and they damaged their poor hands with all their rummaging and rooting around that they had to have a rest after followed by a manicure.

Unfotunately, they couldn't buy everything in the shop as they could only fit a couple of hundred shopping bags inside their giant SUV but they tried their very best ... *Sobs*

  • Well, the fact that Paris is rich doesn't cut her right on shopping wherever she wants. I admit it's weird to see her in a discounts shop but I am sure there's a perfect logical explanation for that. Maybe she had an easysaver and she wanted to use it or maybe she got some fidelity rewards she didn't want to lose...

    ronny Thu, 12/08/2010 - 18:59
  • I am agreed with cosmotopper...

    apartment paris

    Maud Ockley Thu, 22/07/2010 - 15:55
  • Yet another shopping bag left for your servents to put away while you enjoy the rest of the afternoon sipping cock besides your lavish pool! I also hate that stupid little sobbing younger sister of yours NICKY what a boring, sorry for itself cunt. Imagine the money they have put away worth of clothes and cars etc etc Junk to them really. Enough to build 100 thousand schools in Africa. I really enjoyed having Paris Hilton gone for a while, it was like a breath of fresh air. It also reminds me of how much I hate the fuckers while they are away also.

    dancingworm Fri, 23/10/2009 - 07:19
  • Tight arsed bitch. Do you think her mother sometimes looks at her and wonders if a bottle of gin and a scalding bath wouldn't have been a better option?

    PuddyTwat Thu, 22/10/2009 - 14:00
  • She's so, like, STUPID.

    cosmotopper Thu, 22/10/2009 - 13:40
  • I've yet to see her do anything worthwhile with her money. Like buying a hosepipe to connect to the exhaust of her fuck-off SUV and put it in the interior

    Blartmonster Thu, 22/10/2009 - 13:06
  • I wish I had this bitch's money. Really I do.

    tescopop Thu, 22/10/2009 - 12:43
  • The epitome of the biggest argument for the ruthless crushing of capitalism yet...

    Blartmonster Thu, 22/10/2009 - 12:24
  • The epitome of the biggest argument for the ruthless crushing of capitalism yet...

    Blartmonster Thu, 22/10/2009 - 12:24
  • I wish I had this bitch's money. Really I do.

    tescopop Thu, 22/10/2009 - 12:43
  • I've yet to see her do anything worthwhile with her money. Like buying a hosepipe to connect to the exhaust of her fuck-off SUV and put it in the interior

    Blartmonster Thu, 22/10/2009 - 13:06
  • She's so, like, STUPID.

    cosmotopper Thu, 22/10/2009 - 13:40
  • Tight arsed bitch. Do you think her mother sometimes looks at her and wonders if a bottle of gin and a scalding bath wouldn't have been a better option?

    PuddyTwat Thu, 22/10/2009 - 14:00
  • Yet another shopping bag left for your servents to put away while you enjoy the rest of the afternoon sipping cock besides your lavish pool! I also hate that stupid little sobbing younger sister of yours NICKY what a boring, sorry for itself cunt. Imagine the money they have put away worth of clothes and cars etc etc Junk to them really. Enough to build 100 thousand schools in Africa. I really enjoyed having Paris Hilton gone for a while, it was like a breath of fresh air. It also reminds me of how much I hate the fuckers while they are away also.

    dancingworm Fri, 23/10/2009 - 07:19
  • I am agreed with cosmotopper...

    apartment paris

    Maud Ockley Thu, 22/07/2010 - 15:55
  • Well, the fact that Paris is rich doesn't cut her right on shopping wherever she wants. I admit it's weird to see her in a discounts shop but I am sure there's a perfect logical explanation for that. Maybe she had an easysaver and she wanted to use it or maybe she got some fidelity rewards she didn't want to lose...

    ronny Thu, 12/08/2010 - 18:59

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