Paris Hilton still deeply remorseful about drug arrest, shoving nipples out on holiday

4 Paris Hilton Tweeting on holiday from Maui Paris Hilton post drug arrest advert Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton on holiday in Maui

Hawaiian punch (in the face please)

Wed, 08/09/2010 - 13:09 by Harry Bow

After a summer spent spraying herself with Cristal on a yacht in the Med, sprinkled with just a few drug busts, Paris Hilton has, well, done exactly what you'd expect her to do - gone on holiday.

Paris Hilton really is a silly bitch. The girl has more get out of jail free cards than Wayne Rooney has whore house loyalty points.

After her most recent drug arrest, where she complained that it wasn't even her purse that the cocaine was found in because it was too cheap, she's been sending even more annoying Tweets than Peaches Geldof (and she's just written this: About to fall asleep next to the hottest and most talented man in the world. Life is good) from holiday in Hawaii.

"Had a beautiful romantic dinner on the beach. Now in bed about to watch Precious. I love this movie, so moving and emotional."

Listening to Jack Johnson. What an amazing song writer and singer. I love all his music.

I love horses, such beautiful animals :)

"I felt like Ariel the little mermaid under the sea today. So much fun!"

We guess Ariel is street slang for a substance that looks like washing powder...

Paris Hilton pictures, Paris Hilton

Comments

She is a Ladyboy. Those are Breasticles. That wonky eye is a result of the anguish of having to tuck her weewee in between her legs.
spandex Wed, 08/09/2010 - 23:57
Does it actually count as a HOLIDAY if you never actually do anything the rest of the time? Those my friends are not nips, she is in fact smuggling Peanuts! (as opposed to Charlie the marching powder)
ratsville Wed, 08/09/2010 - 20:00
Paris Hilton, my tweets on meth:
"About to fall asleep next to the hottest and most talented man in the world. Life is good)"
I'm off my tits (32 AA) on Crystal and it's actually Croydon, but hey, Maui is like so much fun!
Who the fuck is this guy I'm sitting next to?

"Had a beautiful romantic dinner on the beach. Now in bed about to watch Precious. I love this movie, so moving and emotional."
I found some chewing gum on the beach. Although it could have been a car park....
Sitting on a mattress somewhere, I think it could be what the Brits call a council flat about to watch Jamaican Aunties Go Lesbo. I'm not sure about this movie, but is that cool to say I don't wanna watch girl on girl porn?

"Listening to Jack Johnson. What an amazing song writer and singer. I love all his music."
Man can you hear that dripping tap which kinda reminds me of Jack Johnson. Hey does anyone wanna dance?

"I love horses, such beautiful animals :)"
Fuck, how did the horses get in here? What they like came up in the elevator? Maaan. They're starting to seriously freak me out :-(

"I felt like Ariel the little mermaid under the sea today. So much fun!"
OMG, the girl with a fish tail (is that Versace?) says she's a full on lesbo, she's like saying we just like did another sex tape together, like in the shower!
Is there an angle here? Need to contact Elliot Mintz on this. What would it do to my image if I came out as bi?
Need to remember it's not MY "flat".
Do I know any of these people? This isn't Maui.
Oh wait, did I piss in the back of my Addison Lee again?
Daaaadddy....!!!
whothehellamiagain Wed, 08/09/2010 - 14:12
stating the obvious but what an utter prick this woman is
merkin Wed, 08/09/2010 - 13:48
Paris Hilton has tits?!
dandyboy Wed, 08/09/2010 - 13:21

Paris Hilton has tits?!
dandyboy Wed, 08/09/2010 - 13:21
stating the obvious but what an utter prick this woman is
merkin Wed, 08/09/2010 - 13:48
Paris Hilton, my tweets on meth:
"About to fall asleep next to the hottest and most talented man in the world. Life is good)"
I'm off my tits (32 AA) on Crystal and it's actually Croydon, but hey, Maui is like so much fun!
Who the fuck is this guy I'm sitting next to?

"Had a beautiful romantic dinner on the beach. Now in bed about to watch Precious. I love this movie, so moving and emotional."
I found some chewing gum on the beach. Although it could have been a car park....
Sitting on a mattress somewhere, I think it could be what the Brits call a council flat about to watch Jamaican Aunties Go Lesbo. I'm not sure about this movie, but is that cool to say I don't wanna watch girl on girl porn?

"Listening to Jack Johnson. What an amazing song writer and singer. I love all his music."
Man can you hear that dripping tap which kinda reminds me of Jack Johnson. Hey does anyone wanna dance?

"I love horses, such beautiful animals :)"
Fuck, how did the horses get in here? What they like came up in the elevator? Maaan. They're starting to seriously freak me out :-(

"I felt like Ariel the little mermaid under the sea today. So much fun!"
OMG, the girl with a fish tail (is that Versace?) says she's a full on lesbo, she's like saying we just like did another sex tape together, like in the shower!
Is there an angle here? Need to contact Elliot Mintz on this. What would it do to my image if I came out as bi?
Need to remember it's not MY "flat".
Do I know any of these people? This isn't Maui.
Oh wait, did I piss in the back of my Addison Lee again?
Daaaadddy....!!!
whothehellamiagain Wed, 08/09/2010 - 14:12
Does it actually count as a HOLIDAY if you never actually do anything the rest of the time? Those my friends are not nips, she is in fact smuggling Peanuts! (as opposed to Charlie the marching powder)
ratsville Wed, 08/09/2010 - 20:00
She is a Ladyboy. Those are Breasticles. That wonky eye is a result of the anguish of having to tuck her weewee in between her legs.
spandex Wed, 08/09/2010 - 23:57