Piers Morgan is such a good interviewer. He always seems to get such a lot information and tears out of the dullards he talks to. But then again, who could resist that special face? The cute little singularity just above his nose that is gradually pulling all his facial features in towards it, and of course his hair, that wonderful Fleet Street hair that seems to say 'I'd stab my mum in the face if you'll just tell me your top five sad films'.

So we couldn't be more pleased when we found out he'd interviewed Paris Hilton and she'd spoken about her sex tape. In the interview poor old Paris has to explain to Piers how the sex tape has ruined her life and will permanently scar her children. Her children, for Christ's sake. Worst of all, her mother was there, for no reason other than to cry at the sheer injustice of the whole affair, apparently. 

When life throws you lemons you just make lemonade, eh Paris? You just make lemonade. We could all learn a lot from this millionaire heiress.