Paris Hilton VS Lindsay Lohan: boxing promoter offers the pair $1m to fight

Look at their muscular structure. Truly two titans of the ringLook at their muscular structure. Truly two titans of the ring

Punch Out!
Tue, 25/01/2011 - 16:13 by John Hill

It's finally happened, the moment everyone's been waiting for. Someone has offered Lindsay and Paris, notoriously fame and money hungry celebrities that they are, the chance to face off in a ring, establishing once and for all which one is the most useless.

 

Luckily, the only real cost for them here is their dignity, an almost valueless commodity they both sold the majority of to the highest (nearest) bidder as soon as the clock struck 12 on their 18th birthday. Well, at some point after their 12th at any rate.

That's right, according to Radaronline, boxing promoter Damon Feldman of Hollywood Boxing Federation has said his organisation will donate the entire proceeds of the event to an anti-drug and alcohol charity if Paris and Lindsay agree to go for three, one-minute rounds with each other in the ring.

 

Of course, they will also be paid for their time, a cool $500k each, which should keep them in whatever drug they're not taking these days for at least a week. According to Feldman:

"This is a perfect way for the two ladies to give back,"

We can't wait. Please make this happen. How much more to make it a cage fight?

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Comments

  • Wouldn't it be beautiful, instead of watching "No Mark Young Popstar" & recently "Sacked Soap Actress" try and fight their way through a plate of kangaroo testicles we could watch as they fight for survival becoming ever more desperate as the fear and paranoia sets in and their peers are savagely murdered around them until finally they are faced with the choice of dying together or turning on each other.....

    The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 26/01/2011 - 09:48

  • same here. without the lol

    merkin Tue, 25/01/2011 - 23:32

  • Sadly I fantasise and truly wish to see Battle Royale become a reality in this lifetime lol.

    whereswaldo Tue, 25/01/2011 - 21:46

  • "Don'choo be givin' dem no tree fiddy now!"

    mickeyrat Tue, 25/01/2011 - 19:40

  • Nasal sex. Brilliant.

    stella ah trois Tue, 25/01/2011 - 19:05

  • Lohan every time - especially if they forego the drugs test afterwards.

    Get her chinged to the tits beforehand and turn her her loose. Hilton will have matching wonky eyes within 5 seconds and be able to receive nasal sex.

    jiggerycock Tue, 25/01/2011 - 18:26

  • "the chance to face off in a ring"

    Whose?

    stella ah trois Tue, 25/01/2011 - 17:42

  • I'd pay if it was a fist fight. Or just a fisting, perhaps

    fuckwit Tue, 25/01/2011 - 17:13

  • This is the next level people, if these two shameless whores accept then we are only a few years away from my "Battle Royale" inspired Celebrity Big Brother and making the Top Gear cunts compete in a real-life Deathrace.....

    The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 25/01/2011 - 17:04

  • $1mill?

    £3.50 and a packet of Wheat Crunchie, more like. Cheap slags.

    tescopop Tue, 25/01/2011 - 16:25

  • $1mill?

    £3.50 and a packet of Wheat Crunchie, more like. Cheap slags.

    tescopop Tue, 25/01/2011 - 16:25

  • This is the next level people, if these two shameless whores accept then we are only a few years away from my "Battle Royale" inspired Celebrity Big Brother and making the Top Gear cunts compete in a real-life Deathrace.....

    The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 25/01/2011 - 17:04

  • I'd pay if it was a fist fight. Or just a fisting, perhaps

    fuckwit Tue, 25/01/2011 - 17:13

  • "the chance to face off in a ring"

    Whose?

    stella ah trois Tue, 25/01/2011 - 17:42

  • Lohan every time - especially if they forego the drugs test afterwards.

    Get her chinged to the tits beforehand and turn her her loose. Hilton will have matching wonky eyes within 5 seconds and be able to receive nasal sex.

    jiggerycock Tue, 25/01/2011 - 18:26

  • Nasal sex. Brilliant.

    stella ah trois Tue, 25/01/2011 - 19:05

  • "Don'choo be givin' dem no tree fiddy now!"

    mickeyrat Tue, 25/01/2011 - 19:40

  • Sadly I fantasise and truly wish to see Battle Royale become a reality in this lifetime lol.

    whereswaldo Tue, 25/01/2011 - 21:46

  • same here. without the lol

    merkin Tue, 25/01/2011 - 23:32

  • Wouldn't it be beautiful, instead of watching "No Mark Young Popstar" & recently "Sacked Soap Actress" try and fight their way through a plate of kangaroo testicles we could watch as they fight for survival becoming ever more desperate as the fear and paranoia sets in and their peers are savagely murdered around them until finally they are faced with the choice of dying together or turning on each other.....

    The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 26/01/2011 - 09:48

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