Apparently a few weeks ago Paris Hilton posted a picture of the Chanel purse believed to be the one in which police allegedly found cocaine, despite her alleged denial that the purse didn't belong to her because it looked "cheap" (she's definitely telling the truth on that one, any designer item with the designer emblem all over it looks like a cheap knock off from a market stall worth a tenner). But still. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Paris, doing Pete Doherty proud after being linked to drugs three times this summer, was arrested over the bank holiday weekend in Vegas for the alleged possession of cocaine, reportedly discovered in the aforementioned purse.

Along with photo of her purse, Paris Tweeted:

"Love My New Chanel Purse I Got Today."

Her other defence was the old, "I thought it was chewing gum", so, to quote Peaches Geldof, the shit's just got real for the stupid cow.

Paris was arrested during the World Cup in South Africa for the possession of marijuana but later released after her friend and former Playboy Playmate was wired thousands and thousands of pounds by the Hilton family to claimed the drugs belonged to her.

Then reports suggested that the 29-year-old had been arrested again after being found with marijuana in her purse after stepping off her private jet in Corsica. Funnily enough, she was reportedly cautioned and swiftly released.

Please, please let her got to prison this time...

Meanwhile, she's been back on Twitter to Tweet about how cruel all the rumours about her are *sobs* and just last night she posted a picture of her pussy...

(Sorry).