Suddenly the prospect of Scouting For Girls in Pontypridd doesn't seem so bad...
Yes, it was pretty fucking depressing in Leeds over the weekend, which also included performances from Tinchy Stryder, Alexandra Burke and her eye-wateringly high trousers, Gabrielle Climi, Dizzee Rascall, Alesha Dixon, Pixie Lott, Craig David, Professor Green, Jedward and those who are not usually named, The Saturdays.
But the definite low point was when Lee Ryan got ex boyband member from Blue who he didn't enjoy a spit roast with, Antony Costa up on stage to sing along with him... Hmmm, we wonder what Lee would say about their performance...
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COMMENTS (6)
My fella looks like Lee Ryan (!) so I feel a bit odd whenever I see him. I think I might fancy Lee Ryan a little bit.
Oh dear. Not good.
And don't all stone me at once. I'm only human.
I'll have to stick to slagging off Costa. But.... I've gone a little bit sopppy now so you'll have to give me a moment.
(bites knuckles and hobbles away)
What just happened there??
First I was logged in as Tescopop then an error message popped up saying something about 'validation' and that 'if the problem persisted, I was to contact the site adminstrator.'
Yo. Holy Moly. Are you messing with me cos I said I (might) have had a thing for Lee Ryan? That's racist.
Are you me? Am I you?
God. This is all awful. Just...awful.
- Professor Green looks like a complete prat. I would almost certainly pay around £7 to see him be steamrollered to death.
- BURKE! NO! Those trousers are weird and mad, and I feel uncomfortable looking at them. Just because American Apparel sell them, doesn't mean they're right. Actually, if AA sell them, they're probably definitely wrong.
- The Saturdays do my fucking tits in.
How bad does a line-up have to be when Lee Ryan is the highlight?
Professor Green? He looks like the bloke from The Streets after a trip to Primark.