Patrick Wolf - wally.
Keeping the Wolf from the stage door
Sun, 16/08/2009 - 11:39 by Mr. HM
It's always nice to welcome a new celebrity onto Holy Moly - especially when you know it's the start of a beautiful and fulfilling relationship. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Patrick Wolf!
What. A. Twat.
Keeps good company though *points to pics up there*
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Comments
They should have provided the nauseating mincing worthless cunt with a stanley knife and instructions how to carve his own neck open with it
Now thats class violence that is.
He cant even swear in context. Overrated jam rag slit. Not worth a cold cup of piss. Trendy 80's Oxfam shit clothes wearing cunt.
I'd like to snap his scrawny girl arm off at the humerus and use the splintered bloody end to stab him repeatedly in the throat and face.
all u haters obv know nothing i've spoken to 2of them a few times they're all lovely & so down to earth u should listen to their music b4 u start talking shit about something u clearly have no clue about...ur all so pathetic it makes me laugh u seriously need to find something better to do with ur life than post pointless comments on vids if u ''don't like the person''..ur all in denial nxt wk you'll love them but yhh anyway i agree with charlie i'll also defend gcc against personal attack they're amazing & i love them <3
loved the vid tho phoebe always makes me laugh lol but jess is defo the best <3<3<3 xoxox LOLZ!!!!!!!!!
What the fuck are you on about? What the fuck has some cancer-deserving twat on the shit that is Big Brother got to do with Newcastle crowds being the sort of people who would react more assertively to the poncy flounces this cunt pulls on stage?
I think you've been watching too much shit on TV - it's fucked with your head and good taste glands...
from wikipedia "Wolf's ongoing writing and recordings brought him to the attention of Fat Cat Records, who provided him with an Atari computer and a mixing console." a fucking Atari ST in 2003, really?
A Flock Of Seagulls........with avian flu
the missing clip shows you picking everything fucking thing he threw and placing them back where they were while security stands over him with baseball bats and hammers.....what a prick!
Yes, Blarty... Because there are no tremendously annoying queenie, whinging arseholes in Newcastle, are there? Because that Benton-housewife-faced-Brazilian-baiter in the Big Brother house doesn't look like he's swallowed to much piss (at least against his will) lately, does he?
As for this kid in the video... This is the most publicity that pillock is ever going to get. He seems to be the reincarnation of Donny Courgettes.
God help the fucker if he comes up to Tyneside, Christ they'll tear his head off and piss down his neck. "I say, don't push me you northern oiks, yah?"
Please come to Manchester Patrick - there are lots of people here who'd like to disembowel you before pissing on your corpse you fucking piece of shit.
he's well hard, yaw.
I have watched this 6 times now. I'm like a bloodhound watching a card trick with it... He needs plunging in a bath of acid.
Blart. You said dick. LOLZ!!1111!!! In fact - I am LMAO at the word dick. Don't say dick as it is dirty and fingz. Girls Can't Catch fans post all over this site regularly yeah?! Not just when there is a poxy little interview with them on HM and the record company want more hits on it OK?! Get Nasty Nick Out! Bubble to WIN!!
Patrick - if you are reading this, I'd keep a fucking low profile if I were you, should you ever re-emerge in Blighty. I haven't seen this scale of hatred since, ooooh, Jordan opened her flange to homosexual cage fighters....
im not blind they r stunning ur the blind 1 if u cant c that, theyre amazingly talented ur deaf if u cant hear that they aint slappers either n ur sooo stupid u should get a life instead of posting comments on vids of ppl u apparently dont lyk so STFU dick head
Fucking spastic little wankstain CUNT.
If you're reading Patrick, fucking kill yourself you talentless little streak of piss
I hope the sound engineers found him afterwards and stamped on his fucking gay face for at least ten hours while wearing boots fitted with shit-covered spikes.
This cunt needs to be badly wounded - preferably paralysed.
I quite like him, reminds me of a young Val Doonican.
I luv Girls Can't Catch cuz they r well talented and if u heard their acoustic covers they are all sung in harmony and pwoper and shit! Federico to win. LOLZZZZZZ!!!!1111!!!!!!
The lead singer from Girls Can't Throw?
"He then literally chucked his keyboard at like this total fucking bitch type woman. He was all raging - like and shit, like Jon Bontempi."
"We, like, almost had a riot! Like, he said we could if we wanted, which we didn't, but we might've done if we hadn't been texting"
Is this Bruno's British cousin?
He like totally freaked out when they tried to make him play by their rules etc etc etc for fucking ever.
In the bars after.. "Oh my god, Oh my god. we just saw Patrick Wolf. A. Fucking. Mazing. Yeah."
I think it was Post-Ironic Hoxton Hoedown
I don't know who I'd want to punch more. Him or any of the clueless cunts who went to see him play and are cheering him on. What the fuck is that shit he is playing? Sounded like Come on Eileen.
0% charisma, 100% cunt.
who the fuck is he?
I want this talentless mincing piece of shit to come to my town. I want him to come here so I can cut his fucking throat.
That is all.
I remember I saw Adam and the Ants just before they got big back in the v early 80s, when he was still into all that S&M stage show, and half decent. It was at Middlesbrough Rock Garden and he threw a mic stand at someone who was irritating him. Cue the best stage invasion I've seen ever, and Mr Goddard making a rapid exit stage left, after having taken a good half dozen punches and kicks, and the whole stage being trashed. Fast forward 20 odd years and this cunt could do with a similar hiding...
The real story is: The roadie told him his mum had rang and said if he didnt tidy his room by Sunday morning then Frankmusik wouldnt be allowed to come round and bake gingerbread mice, hence the revolution.
You know that he is going to lig every fucking event this year and be a complete "scabies" - an irritant that gets right under your fucking skin.
Here's hoping someone is going to pan the twat with some effort, he's easily in the Jack Tweed/Blaaaaake league of cunts who get right on your tits
And cat shit wiped on his wounds.
Who's this little fey Lawnmowerman wearing some cheap costume hire's Ziggy Stardust outfit? He needs that mike stand inserted in him base first and spun round to collect his bowels like spaghetti on a fork.
No.35 in the series "Faces I'd Never Tire Of Repeatedly Punching".
Fucking queen
Ooh...scary. "Dain't farck with me, yah?"
Ooh...scary. "Dain't farck with me, yah?"
No.35 in the series "Faces I'd Never Tire Of Repeatedly Punching".
Fucking queen
Who's this little fey Lawnmowerman wearing some cheap costume hire's Ziggy Stardust outfit? He needs that mike stand inserted in him base first and spun round to collect his bowels like spaghetti on a fork.
And cat shit wiped on his wounds.
You know that he is going to lig every fucking event this year and be a complete "scabies" - an irritant that gets right under your fucking skin.
Here's hoping someone is going to pan the twat with some effort, he's easily in the Jack Tweed/Blaaaaake league of cunts who get right on your tits
The real story is: The roadie told him his mum had rang and said if he didnt tidy his room by Sunday morning then Frankmusik wouldnt be allowed to come round and bake gingerbread mice, hence the revolution.
I remember I saw Adam and the Ants just before they got big back in the v early 80s, when he was still into all that S&M stage show, and half decent. It was at Middlesbrough Rock Garden and he threw a mic stand at someone who was irritating him. Cue the best stage invasion I've seen ever, and Mr Goddard making a rapid exit stage left, after having taken a good half dozen punches and kicks, and the whole stage being trashed. Fast forward 20 odd years and this cunt could do with a similar hiding...
I want this talentless mincing piece of shit to come to my town. I want him to come here so I can cut his fucking throat.
That is all.
who the fuck is he?
0% charisma, 100% cunt.
I don't know who I'd want to punch more. Him or any of the clueless cunts who went to see him play and are cheering him on. What the fuck is that shit he is playing? Sounded like Come on Eileen.
I think it was Post-Ironic Hoxton Hoedown
In the bars after.. "Oh my god, Oh my god. we just saw Patrick Wolf. A. Fucking. Mazing. Yeah."
He like totally freaked out when they tried to make him play by their rules etc etc etc for fucking ever.
Is this Bruno's British cousin?
"We, like, almost had a riot! Like, he said we could if we wanted, which we didn't, but we might've done if we hadn't been texting"
"He then literally chucked his keyboard at like this total fucking bitch type woman. He was all raging - like and shit, like Jon Bontempi."
The lead singer from Girls Can't Throw?
I luv Girls Can't Catch cuz they r well talented and if u heard their acoustic covers they are all sung in harmony and pwoper and shit! Federico to win. LOLZZZZZZ!!!!1111!!!!!!
I quite like him, reminds me of a young Val Doonican.
I hope the sound engineers found him afterwards and stamped on his fucking gay face for at least ten hours while wearing boots fitted with shit-covered spikes.
This cunt needs to be badly wounded - preferably paralysed.
Fucking spastic little wankstain CUNT.
If you're reading Patrick, fucking kill yourself you talentless little streak of piss
im not blind they r stunning ur the blind 1 if u cant c that, theyre amazingly talented ur deaf if u cant hear that they aint slappers either n ur sooo stupid u should get a life instead of posting comments on vids of ppl u apparently dont lyk so STFU dick head
Patrick - if you are reading this, I'd keep a fucking low profile if I were you, should you ever re-emerge in Blighty. I haven't seen this scale of hatred since, ooooh, Jordan opened her flange to homosexual cage fighters....
Blart. You said dick. LOLZ!!1111!!! In fact - I am LMAO at the word dick. Don't say dick as it is dirty and fingz. Girls Can't Catch fans post all over this site regularly yeah?! Not just when there is a poxy little interview with them on HM and the record company want more hits on it OK?! Get Nasty Nick Out! Bubble to WIN!!
I have watched this 6 times now. I'm like a bloodhound watching a card trick with it... He needs plunging in a bath of acid.
he's well hard, yaw.
Please come to Manchester Patrick - there are lots of people here who'd like to disembowel you before pissing on your corpse you fucking piece of shit.
God help the fucker if he comes up to Tyneside, Christ they'll tear his head off and piss down his neck. "I say, don't push me you northern oiks, yah?"
Yes, Blarty... Because there are no tremendously annoying queenie, whinging arseholes in Newcastle, are there? Because that Benton-housewife-faced-Brazilian-baiter in the Big Brother house doesn't look like he's swallowed to much piss (at least against his will) lately, does he?
As for this kid in the video... This is the most publicity that pillock is ever going to get. He seems to be the reincarnation of Donny Courgettes.
the missing clip shows you picking everything fucking thing he threw and placing them back where they were while security stands over him with baseball bats and hammers.....what a prick!
A Flock Of Seagulls........with avian flu
from wikipedia "Wolf's ongoing writing and recordings brought him to the attention of Fat Cat Records, who provided him with an Atari computer and a mixing console." a fucking Atari ST in 2003, really?
What the fuck are you on about? What the fuck has some cancer-deserving twat on the shit that is Big Brother got to do with Newcastle crowds being the sort of people who would react more assertively to the poncy flounces this cunt pulls on stage?
I think you've been watching too much shit on TV - it's fucked with your head and good taste glands...
all u haters obv know nothing i've spoken to 2of them a few times they're all lovely & so down to earth u should listen to their music b4 u start talking shit about something u clearly have no clue about...ur all so pathetic it makes me laugh u seriously need to find something better to do with ur life than post pointless comments on vids if u ''don't like the person''..ur all in denial nxt wk you'll love them but yhh anyway i agree with charlie i'll also defend gcc against personal attack they're amazing & i love them <3
loved the vid tho phoebe always makes me laugh lol but jess is defo the best <3<3<3 xoxox LOLZ!!!!!!!!!
I'd like to snap his scrawny girl arm off at the humerus and use the splintered bloody end to stab him repeatedly in the throat and face.
He cant even swear in context. Overrated jam rag slit. Not worth a cold cup of piss. Trendy 80's Oxfam shit clothes wearing cunt.
Now thats class violence that is.
They should have provided the nauseating mincing worthless cunt with a stanley knife and instructions how to carve his own neck open with it