Keeping the Wolf from the stage door
Sun, 16/08/2009 - 11:39 by Mr. HM
It's always nice to welcome a new celebrity onto Holy Moly - especially when you know it's the start of a beautiful and fulfilling relationship. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Patrick Wolf!

What. A. Twat.

Keeps good company though *points to pics up there*

  • They should have provided the nauseating mincing worthless cunt with a stanley knife and instructions how to carve his own neck open with it

    Boffer Mon, 17/08/2009 - 19:39
  • Now thats class violence that is.

    Henry_McCarty Mon, 17/08/2009 - 16:35
  • He cant even swear in context. Overrated jam rag slit. Not worth a cold cup of piss. Trendy 80's Oxfam shit clothes wearing cunt.

    fartlute Mon, 17/08/2009 - 15:37
  • I'd like to snap his scrawny girl arm off at the humerus and use the splintered bloody end to stab him repeatedly in the throat and face.

    BustySinclair Mon, 17/08/2009 - 13:58
  • all u haters obv know nothing i've spoken to 2of them a few times they're all lovely & so down to earth u should listen to their music b4 u start talking shit about something u clearly have no clue about...ur all so pathetic it makes me laugh u seriously need to find something better to do with ur life than post pointless comments on vids if u ''don't like the person''..ur all in denial nxt wk you'll love them but yhh anyway i agree with charlie i'll also defend gcc against personal attack they're amazing & i love them <3
    loved the vid tho phoebe always makes me laugh lol but jess is defo the best <3<3<3 xoxox LOLZ!!!!!!!!!

    Blartmonster Mon, 17/08/2009 - 13:28
  • What the fuck are you on about? What the fuck has some cancer-deserving twat on the shit that is Big Brother got to do with Newcastle crowds being the sort of people who would react more assertively to the poncy flounces this cunt pulls on stage?

    I think you've been watching too much shit on TV - it's fucked with your head and good taste glands...

    Blartmonster Mon, 17/08/2009 - 13:25
  • from wikipedia "Wolf's ongoing writing and recordings brought him to the attention of Fat Cat Records, who provided him with an Atari computer and a mixing console." a fucking Atari ST in 2003, really?

    spackomcdribble Mon, 17/08/2009 - 11:25
  • A Flock Of Seagulls........with avian flu

    jiggerycock Mon, 17/08/2009 - 10:42
  • the missing clip shows you picking everything fucking thing he threw and placing them back where they were while security stands over him with baseball bats and hammers.....what a prick!

    thingymabob Mon, 17/08/2009 - 08:35
  • Yes, Blarty... Because there are no tremendously annoying queenie, whinging arseholes in Newcastle, are there? Because that Benton-housewife-faced-Brazilian-baiter in the Big Brother house doesn't look like he's swallowed to much piss (at least against his will) lately, does he?

    As for this kid in the video... This is the most publicity that pillock is ever going to get. He seems to be the reincarnation of Donny Courgettes.

    MrSmeds Mon, 17/08/2009 - 07:18
  • God help the fucker if he comes up to Tyneside, Christ they'll tear his head off and piss down his neck. "I say, don't push me you northern oiks, yah?"

    Blartmonster Mon, 17/08/2009 - 00:51
  • Please come to Manchester Patrick - there are lots of people here who'd like to disembowel you before pissing on your corpse you fucking piece of shit.

    Boffer Mon, 17/08/2009 - 00:09
  • he's well hard, yaw.

    stupidheart Sun, 16/08/2009 - 23:28
  • I have watched this 6 times now. I'm like a bloodhound watching a card trick with it... He needs plunging in a bath of acid.

    kwebb Sun, 16/08/2009 - 21:23
  • Blart. You said dick. LOLZ!!1111!!! In fact - I am LMAO at the word dick. Don't say dick as it is dirty and fingz. Girls Can't Catch fans post all over this site regularly yeah?! Not just when there is a poxy little interview with them on HM and the record company want more hits on it OK?! Get Nasty Nick Out! Bubble to WIN!!

    kwebb Sun, 16/08/2009 - 21:21
  • Patrick - if you are reading this, I'd keep a fucking low profile if I were you, should you ever re-emerge in Blighty. I haven't seen this scale of hatred since, ooooh, Jordan opened her flange to homosexual cage fighters....

    Blartmonster Sun, 16/08/2009 - 20:58
  • im not blind they r stunning ur the blind 1 if u cant c that, theyre amazingly talented ur deaf if u cant hear that they aint slappers either n ur sooo stupid u should get a life instead of posting comments on vids of ppl u apparently dont lyk so STFU dick head

    Blartmonster Sun, 16/08/2009 - 20:56
  • Fucking spastic little wankstain CUNT.

    If you're reading Patrick, fucking kill yourself you talentless little streak of piss

    Boffer Sun, 16/08/2009 - 19:35
  • I hope the sound engineers found him afterwards and stamped on his fucking gay face for at least ten hours while wearing boots fitted with shit-covered spikes.

    This cunt needs to be badly wounded - preferably paralysed.

    Boffer Sun, 16/08/2009 - 19:32
  • I quite like him, reminds me of a young Val Doonican.

    sandyman Sun, 16/08/2009 - 19:13
  • I luv Girls Can't Catch cuz they r well talented and if u heard their acoustic covers they are all sung in harmony and pwoper and shit! Federico to win. LOLZZZZZZ!!!!1111!!!!!!

    kwebb Sun, 16/08/2009 - 18:11
  • The lead singer from Girls Can't Throw?

    gobenji Sun, 16/08/2009 - 18:08
  • "He then literally chucked his keyboard at like this total fucking bitch type woman. He was all raging - like and shit, like Jon Bontempi."

    kwebb Sun, 16/08/2009 - 17:33
  • "We, like, almost had a riot! Like, he said we could if we wanted, which we didn't, but we might've done if we hadn't been texting"

    unclebullshit Sun, 16/08/2009 - 17:07
  • Is this Bruno's British cousin?

    carlybunny Sun, 16/08/2009 - 16:49
  • He like totally freaked out when they tried to make him play by their rules etc etc etc for fucking ever.

    Henry_McCarty Sun, 16/08/2009 - 16:36
  • In the bars after.. "Oh my god, Oh my god. we just saw Patrick Wolf. A. Fucking. Mazing. Yeah."

    kwebb Sun, 16/08/2009 - 16:29
  • I think it was Post-Ironic Hoxton Hoedown

    unclebullshit Sun, 16/08/2009 - 16:12
  • I don't know who I'd want to punch more. Him or any of the clueless cunts who went to see him play and are cheering him on. What the fuck is that shit he is playing? Sounded like Come on Eileen.

    kwebb Sun, 16/08/2009 - 16:07
  • 0% charisma, 100% cunt.

    kay23 Sun, 16/08/2009 - 15:56
  • who the fuck is he?

    fuzzyrex Sun, 16/08/2009 - 15:39
  • I want this talentless mincing piece of shit to come to my town. I want him to come here so I can cut his fucking throat.

    That is all.

    Boffer Sun, 16/08/2009 - 15:20
  • I remember I saw Adam and the Ants just before they got big back in the v early 80s, when he was still into all that S&M stage show, and half decent. It was at Middlesbrough Rock Garden and he threw a mic stand at someone who was irritating him. Cue the best stage invasion I've seen ever, and Mr Goddard making a rapid exit stage left, after having taken a good half dozen punches and kicks, and the whole stage being trashed. Fast forward 20 odd years and this cunt could do with a similar hiding...

    Blartmonster Sun, 16/08/2009 - 14:56
  • The real story is: The roadie told him his mum had rang and said if he didnt tidy his room by Sunday morning then Frankmusik wouldnt be allowed to come round and bake gingerbread mice, hence the revolution.

    unclebullshit Sun, 16/08/2009 - 14:56
  • You know that he is going to lig every fucking event this year and be a complete "scabies" - an irritant that gets right under your fucking skin.

    Here's hoping someone is going to pan the twat with some effort, he's easily in the Jack Tweed/Blaaaaake league of cunts who get right on your tits

    Blartmonster Sun, 16/08/2009 - 14:46
  • And cat shit wiped on his wounds.

    Henry_McCarty Sun, 16/08/2009 - 14:09
  • Who's this little fey Lawnmowerman wearing some cheap costume hire's Ziggy Stardust outfit? He needs that mike stand inserted in him base first and spun round to collect his bowels like spaghetti on a fork.

    BustySinclair Sun, 16/08/2009 - 14:08
  • No.35 in the series "Faces I'd Never Tire Of Repeatedly Punching".

    Fucking queen

    Blartmonster Sun, 16/08/2009 - 13:09
  • Ooh...scary. "Dain't farck with me, yah?"

    unclebullshit Sun, 16/08/2009 - 13:05
  • Ooh...scary. "Dain't farck with me, yah?"

    unclebullshit Sun, 16/08/2009 - 13:05
  • No.35 in the series "Faces I'd Never Tire Of Repeatedly Punching".

    Fucking queen

    Blartmonster Sun, 16/08/2009 - 13:09
  • Who's this little fey Lawnmowerman wearing some cheap costume hire's Ziggy Stardust outfit? He needs that mike stand inserted in him base first and spun round to collect his bowels like spaghetti on a fork.

    BustySinclair Sun, 16/08/2009 - 14:08
  • And cat shit wiped on his wounds.

    Henry_McCarty Sun, 16/08/2009 - 14:09
  • You know that he is going to lig every fucking event this year and be a complete "scabies" - an irritant that gets right under your fucking skin.

    Here's hoping someone is going to pan the twat with some effort, he's easily in the Jack Tweed/Blaaaaake league of cunts who get right on your tits

    Blartmonster Sun, 16/08/2009 - 14:46
  • The real story is: The roadie told him his mum had rang and said if he didnt tidy his room by Sunday morning then Frankmusik wouldnt be allowed to come round and bake gingerbread mice, hence the revolution.

    unclebullshit Sun, 16/08/2009 - 14:56
  • I remember I saw Adam and the Ants just before they got big back in the v early 80s, when he was still into all that S&M stage show, and half decent. It was at Middlesbrough Rock Garden and he threw a mic stand at someone who was irritating him. Cue the best stage invasion I've seen ever, and Mr Goddard making a rapid exit stage left, after having taken a good half dozen punches and kicks, and the whole stage being trashed. Fast forward 20 odd years and this cunt could do with a similar hiding...

    Blartmonster Sun, 16/08/2009 - 14:56
  • I want this talentless mincing piece of shit to come to my town. I want him to come here so I can cut his fucking throat.

    That is all.

    Boffer Sun, 16/08/2009 - 15:20
  • who the fuck is he?

    fuzzyrex Sun, 16/08/2009 - 15:39
  • 0% charisma, 100% cunt.

    kay23 Sun, 16/08/2009 - 15:56
  • I don't know who I'd want to punch more. Him or any of the clueless cunts who went to see him play and are cheering him on. What the fuck is that shit he is playing? Sounded like Come on Eileen.

    kwebb Sun, 16/08/2009 - 16:07
  • I think it was Post-Ironic Hoxton Hoedown

    unclebullshit Sun, 16/08/2009 - 16:12
  • In the bars after.. "Oh my god, Oh my god. we just saw Patrick Wolf. A. Fucking. Mazing. Yeah."

    kwebb Sun, 16/08/2009 - 16:29
  • He like totally freaked out when they tried to make him play by their rules etc etc etc for fucking ever.

    Henry_McCarty Sun, 16/08/2009 - 16:36
  • Is this Bruno's British cousin?

    carlybunny Sun, 16/08/2009 - 16:49
  • "We, like, almost had a riot! Like, he said we could if we wanted, which we didn't, but we might've done if we hadn't been texting"

    unclebullshit Sun, 16/08/2009 - 17:07
  • "He then literally chucked his keyboard at like this total fucking bitch type woman. He was all raging - like and shit, like Jon Bontempi."

    kwebb Sun, 16/08/2009 - 17:33
  • The lead singer from Girls Can't Throw?

    gobenji Sun, 16/08/2009 - 18:08
  • I luv Girls Can't Catch cuz they r well talented and if u heard their acoustic covers they are all sung in harmony and pwoper and shit! Federico to win. LOLZZZZZZ!!!!1111!!!!!!

    kwebb Sun, 16/08/2009 - 18:11
  • I quite like him, reminds me of a young Val Doonican.

    sandyman Sun, 16/08/2009 - 19:13
  • I hope the sound engineers found him afterwards and stamped on his fucking gay face for at least ten hours while wearing boots fitted with shit-covered spikes.

    This cunt needs to be badly wounded - preferably paralysed.

    Boffer Sun, 16/08/2009 - 19:32
  • Fucking spastic little wankstain CUNT.

    If you're reading Patrick, fucking kill yourself you talentless little streak of piss

    Boffer Sun, 16/08/2009 - 19:35
  • im not blind they r stunning ur the blind 1 if u cant c that, theyre amazingly talented ur deaf if u cant hear that they aint slappers either n ur sooo stupid u should get a life instead of posting comments on vids of ppl u apparently dont lyk so STFU dick head

    Blartmonster Sun, 16/08/2009 - 20:56
  • Patrick - if you are reading this, I'd keep a fucking low profile if I were you, should you ever re-emerge in Blighty. I haven't seen this scale of hatred since, ooooh, Jordan opened her flange to homosexual cage fighters....

    Blartmonster Sun, 16/08/2009 - 20:58
  • Blart. You said dick. LOLZ!!1111!!! In fact - I am LMAO at the word dick. Don't say dick as it is dirty and fingz. Girls Can't Catch fans post all over this site regularly yeah?! Not just when there is a poxy little interview with them on HM and the record company want more hits on it OK?! Get Nasty Nick Out! Bubble to WIN!!

    kwebb Sun, 16/08/2009 - 21:21
  • I have watched this 6 times now. I'm like a bloodhound watching a card trick with it... He needs plunging in a bath of acid.

    kwebb Sun, 16/08/2009 - 21:23
  • he's well hard, yaw.

    stupidheart Sun, 16/08/2009 - 23:28
  • Please come to Manchester Patrick - there are lots of people here who'd like to disembowel you before pissing on your corpse you fucking piece of shit.

    Boffer Mon, 17/08/2009 - 00:09
  • God help the fucker if he comes up to Tyneside, Christ they'll tear his head off and piss down his neck. "I say, don't push me you northern oiks, yah?"

    Blartmonster Mon, 17/08/2009 - 00:51
  • Yes, Blarty... Because there are no tremendously annoying queenie, whinging arseholes in Newcastle, are there? Because that Benton-housewife-faced-Brazilian-baiter in the Big Brother house doesn't look like he's swallowed to much piss (at least against his will) lately, does he?

    As for this kid in the video... This is the most publicity that pillock is ever going to get. He seems to be the reincarnation of Donny Courgettes.

    MrSmeds Mon, 17/08/2009 - 07:18
  • the missing clip shows you picking everything fucking thing he threw and placing them back where they were while security stands over him with baseball bats and hammers.....what a prick!

    thingymabob Mon, 17/08/2009 - 08:35
  • A Flock Of Seagulls........with avian flu

    jiggerycock Mon, 17/08/2009 - 10:42
  • from wikipedia "Wolf's ongoing writing and recordings brought him to the attention of Fat Cat Records, who provided him with an Atari computer and a mixing console." a fucking Atari ST in 2003, really?

    spackomcdribble Mon, 17/08/2009 - 11:25
  • What the fuck are you on about? What the fuck has some cancer-deserving twat on the shit that is Big Brother got to do with Newcastle crowds being the sort of people who would react more assertively to the poncy flounces this cunt pulls on stage?

    I think you've been watching too much shit on TV - it's fucked with your head and good taste glands...

    Blartmonster Mon, 17/08/2009 - 13:25
  • all u haters obv know nothing i've spoken to 2of them a few times they're all lovely & so down to earth u should listen to their music b4 u start talking shit about something u clearly have no clue about...ur all so pathetic it makes me laugh u seriously need to find something better to do with ur life than post pointless comments on vids if u ''don't like the person''..ur all in denial nxt wk you'll love them but yhh anyway i agree with charlie i'll also defend gcc against personal attack they're amazing & i love them <3
    loved the vid tho phoebe always makes me laugh lol but jess is defo the best <3<3<3 xoxox LOLZ!!!!!!!!!

    Blartmonster Mon, 17/08/2009 - 13:28
  • I'd like to snap his scrawny girl arm off at the humerus and use the splintered bloody end to stab him repeatedly in the throat and face.

    BustySinclair Mon, 17/08/2009 - 13:58
  • He cant even swear in context. Overrated jam rag slit. Not worth a cold cup of piss. Trendy 80's Oxfam shit clothes wearing cunt.

    fartlute Mon, 17/08/2009 - 15:37
  • Now thats class violence that is.

    Henry_McCarty Mon, 17/08/2009 - 16:35
  • They should have provided the nauseating mincing worthless cunt with a stanley knife and instructions how to carve his own neck open with it

    Boffer Mon, 17/08/2009 - 19:39

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