Why I don't like this particular Tuesday
Tue, 01/02/2011 - 12:33 by Harry Bow

Watch out internationally-respected electro musician, Peaches, there's a new Peaches on the scene. Yep, Geldof has just laid down on a railway track...

There's more to Peaches Geldof than being a self-proclaimed writer/film reviewer/underwear model/Dalston version of Angela's Ashes/TV agony aunt/Harry Redknapp lookalike - she's most recently showcased her vocal talents!

 

On Twitter, she wrote:

"What does everyone think of this song im singing on (2nd verse & choruses) with my roomie Phlo beats by @CoryEnemy"

Linking to:

Well?

 

Talking of which, wasn't sister Pixie meant to be launching a music career?

  • Or the fizog, or the body shape and definitely not the personality, charm & charisma

    The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 02/02/2011 - 10:35
  • Nice mullet. She just can't seem to get the barnet right, can she?

    spandex Wed, 02/02/2011 - 05:06
  • Also, I listened to it, and it is like something that would be playing in the background of a third-season sex scene in The L Word. Neither hither, nor thither.

    tescopop Tue, 01/02/2011 - 21:57
  • All hail Autotune.

    spandex Tue, 01/02/2011 - 20:49
  • She hasn't got anything to do has she? Let's see: she was an agony aunt for ES, a writer, a lingeree model and now she's a singer? Good luck to her. But if Bob had as much compassion for the world as he claims, he'd bung her a bit more pocket money and order her to keep her arse quiet.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 01/02/2011 - 18:29
  • THAT'S IT!!! That's been bothering me ALL DAY, that has! Goldfish!!!

    tescopop Tue, 01/02/2011 - 17:25
  • she really looks like a goldfish doesn't she?

    merkin Tue, 01/02/2011 - 17:16
  • I can't decide whether she is an aspirational artist who is yearning to break free from the chains of conformity or just a stupid spoilt tart who should do us all a favour and OD like her ugly mutt of a mother.

    sandyman Tue, 01/02/2011 - 16:04
  • She can do whatever she wants, nd be as pretentious as she dares, but the truth will always bear out: she is desperately unattractive and not very intelligent.

    tescopop Tue, 01/02/2011 - 14:27
  • I am not fucking listening to that spud ugly biffer wailing.

    mickeyrat Tue, 01/02/2011 - 13:26
  • "Harry Redknapp look-a-like". Spot on !

    The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 01/02/2011 - 13:03
  • Well..... it's not dreadful, in an Ibizan beach bar kinda way, but can she do it live tho?
    I could sound amazing with the right sound engineer (as opposed to the usual strangled cats on once a month Karaoke night - as dire as it sounds).
    Was actually asked to stop during happy birthday last Sat nite...... THE SHAME! But hey.

    Still, La Geldof - prob better than Katie X Factor Price and Cheryl Biffa Cole.
    I think that's what you call damning with faint praise.

    Anyway, anything to revive "the career" eh Peachy.

    whothehellamiagain Tue, 01/02/2011 - 12:43
  • Well..... it's not dreadful, in an Ibizan beach bar kinda way, but can she do it live tho?
    I could sound amazing with the right sound engineer (as opposed to the usual strangled cats on once a month Karaoke night - as dire as it sounds).
    Was actually asked to stop during happy birthday last Sat nite...... THE SHAME! But hey.

    Still, La Geldof - prob better than Katie X Factor Price and Cheryl Biffa Cole.
    I think that's what you call damning with faint praise.

    Anyway, anything to revive "the career" eh Peachy.

    whothehellamiagain Tue, 01/02/2011 - 12:43
  • "Harry Redknapp look-a-like". Spot on !

    The Rev Jesse Custer Tue, 01/02/2011 - 13:03
  • I am not fucking listening to that spud ugly biffer wailing.

    mickeyrat Tue, 01/02/2011 - 13:26
  • She can do whatever she wants, nd be as pretentious as she dares, but the truth will always bear out: she is desperately unattractive and not very intelligent.

    tescopop Tue, 01/02/2011 - 14:27
  • I can't decide whether she is an aspirational artist who is yearning to break free from the chains of conformity or just a stupid spoilt tart who should do us all a favour and OD like her ugly mutt of a mother.

    sandyman Tue, 01/02/2011 - 16:04
  • she really looks like a goldfish doesn't she?

    merkin Tue, 01/02/2011 - 17:16
  • THAT'S IT!!! That's been bothering me ALL DAY, that has! Goldfish!!!

    tescopop Tue, 01/02/2011 - 17:25
  • She hasn't got anything to do has she? Let's see: she was an agony aunt for ES, a writer, a lingeree model and now she's a singer? Good luck to her. But if Bob had as much compassion for the world as he claims, he'd bung her a bit more pocket money and order her to keep her arse quiet.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 01/02/2011 - 18:29
  • All hail Autotune.

    spandex Tue, 01/02/2011 - 20:49
  • Also, I listened to it, and it is like something that would be playing in the background of a third-season sex scene in The L Word. Neither hither, nor thither.

    tescopop Tue, 01/02/2011 - 21:57
  • Nice mullet. She just can't seem to get the barnet right, can she?

    spandex Wed, 02/02/2011 - 05:06
  • Or the fizog, or the body shape and definitely not the personality, charm & charisma

    The Rev Jesse Custer Wed, 02/02/2011 - 10:35

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