Now I could be wrong - they could be laying the foundations for a wonderful, loving, lasting relationship.

But I'd put my house on the fact they are more interested in the camera pointing at them than the person who's face they're sucking off.

They're having SO MUCH FUN CAN'T YOU SEE?! THEY ONLY MET LAST WEEK YET THEY WALK SLOWLY PAST JEWELLERY SHOPS AN ESTATE AGENTS!!

Whilst I'm sure they think they're perfectly suited - they also look like a PE teacher taking a pupil to the woods.