Peaches Geldof and Eli Roth continue their thinly-veiled bout of self validation

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Peaches Geldof and Eli Roth are laughing at you

The Roth of Can't

Fri, 12/03/2010 - 10:23 by Mr. HM

Aaah, there's nothing like the sweet innocence of young love - and this is nothing like sweet, innocent, young love. Peaches Geldof and Eli Roth are about as well suited as a nun in a gangbang.

Now I could be wrong - they could be laying the foundations for a wonderful, loving, lasting relationship.

But I'd put my house on the fact they are more interested in the camera pointing at them than the person who's face they're sucking off.

They're having SO MUCH FUN CAN'T YOU SEE?! THEY ONLY MET LAST WEEK YET THEY WALK SLOWLY PAST JEWELLERY SHOPS AN ESTATE AGENTS!!

Whilst I'm sure they think they're perfectly suited - they also look like a PE teacher taking a pupil to the woods.

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Comments

Who's Eli Roth?
ken tate Fri, 19/03/2010 - 03:10
Let's hope she and Eli Fuckwit do a re-enactment of her mum and lover when they bit the dust. I can imagine him in a fetching black bin-liner, dangling on a rope with an orange up his arse
koshmar Tue, 16/03/2010 - 01:46
This is the same man who had "sex" on the internet with his fans and showed the wad of kleenex the next day as "evidence". I guess Peaches is sort of a step up. Sort of. At least this time he's having sex with a real live human, even if it is a Geldof.

Or maybe those hookers in Hollwywood got tired of playing "Hostel" with him so he needed to find an attention whore willing to do anything to get the job done.

Please don't let her make a cameo in the next Kill Bill. xfingers crossedx
mirabellebuttersfield Fri, 12/03/2010 - 19:35
Just like her mother then
mootie1 Fri, 12/03/2010 - 18:46
She is a right boot. A self important talentless vacuum - she should be despatched to Dignitas along with VB, Jordan, Daisy Lowe, Chung, Moss, Lohan, and James Corden.
shitthebed Fri, 12/03/2010 - 18:29
Who is he? I know who she is, but who is he? I thought it was Nicolas Cage at first glance, but then realised this bloke had real hair.
scone Fri, 12/03/2010 - 15:08
hahahaha
Mr. HM Fri, 12/03/2010 - 14:53
"Oh darling, say we'll be this happy for ever"
The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 12/03/2010 - 13:59
Jesus with that mouth she looks like something from an Aphex Twin video
Elleonearth Fri, 12/03/2010 - 12:34
Paedo Bear central. She's even dressed like a fucking 10 year old. A 10 year old with vile tattoos admittedly but for fuck's sake. Arrest him and shoot her.
stella ah trois Fri, 12/03/2010 - 12:18
Oh God. Picture 8 is disgusting!
Sorry to bang on but someone needs to give Eli some work and help save the sucker.
PuddyTwat Fri, 12/03/2010 - 11:33
And another thing, if I was a man who had to snog Peaches, my penis would dry to a crisp.
PuddyTwat Fri, 12/03/2010 - 11:29
You've got her dad banging on about aid to Africa (and did my tenner really help buy an Uzi? ) while his dung-faced daughter runs around like a pidgeon on speed. And if Eli Roth's career is so fucked that he needs Peaches Geldolf to boost his profile, he'd be better off topping himself.
PuddyTwat Fri, 12/03/2010 - 11:20
they'd have equine children, don't let them breed!!
banquosghost Fri, 12/03/2010 - 10:59
I like the PE teacher comment! I think it would be good if the wind blew and she was stuck with the expression and posture of picture 6.
bunglist Fri, 12/03/2010 - 10:49

I like the PE teacher comment! I think it would be good if the wind blew and she was stuck with the expression and posture of picture 6.
bunglist Fri, 12/03/2010 - 10:49
they'd have equine children, don't let them breed!!
banquosghost Fri, 12/03/2010 - 10:59
You've got her dad banging on about aid to Africa (and did my tenner really help buy an Uzi? ) while his dung-faced daughter runs around like a pidgeon on speed. And if Eli Roth's career is so fucked that he needs Peaches Geldolf to boost his profile, he'd be better off topping himself.
PuddyTwat Fri, 12/03/2010 - 11:20
And another thing, if I was a man who had to snog Peaches, my penis would dry to a crisp.
PuddyTwat Fri, 12/03/2010 - 11:29
Oh God. Picture 8 is disgusting!
Sorry to bang on but someone needs to give Eli some work and help save the sucker.
PuddyTwat Fri, 12/03/2010 - 11:33
Paedo Bear central. She's even dressed like a fucking 10 year old. A 10 year old with vile tattoos admittedly but for fuck's sake. Arrest him and shoot her.
stella ah trois Fri, 12/03/2010 - 12:18
Jesus with that mouth she looks like something from an Aphex Twin video
Elleonearth Fri, 12/03/2010 - 12:34
"Oh darling, say we'll be this happy for ever"
The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 12/03/2010 - 13:59
hahahaha
Mr. HM Fri, 12/03/2010 - 14:53
Who is he? I know who she is, but who is he? I thought it was Nicolas Cage at first glance, but then realised this bloke had real hair.
scone Fri, 12/03/2010 - 15:08
She is a right boot. A self important talentless vacuum - she should be despatched to Dignitas along with VB, Jordan, Daisy Lowe, Chung, Moss, Lohan, and James Corden.
shitthebed Fri, 12/03/2010 - 18:29
Just like her mother then
mootie1 Fri, 12/03/2010 - 18:46
This is the same man who had "sex" on the internet with his fans and showed the wad of kleenex the next day as "evidence". I guess Peaches is sort of a step up. Sort of. At least this time he's having sex with a real live human, even if it is a Geldof.

Or maybe those hookers in Hollwywood got tired of playing "Hostel" with him so he needed to find an attention whore willing to do anything to get the job done.

Please don't let her make a cameo in the next Kill Bill. xfingers crossedx
mirabellebuttersfield Fri, 12/03/2010 - 19:35
Let's hope she and Eli Fuckwit do a re-enactment of her mum and lover when they bit the dust. I can imagine him in a fetching black bin-liner, dangling on a rope with an orange up his arse
koshmar Tue, 16/03/2010 - 01:46
Who's Eli Roth?
ken tate Fri, 19/03/2010 - 03:10