I am ashamed of myself for knowing everything about eli and peaches, seriously. However, I like to look at the glass half full: it's like an anthropological study on the lives of these talentless 'celebrities'; I get to understand to which extent the internet can be used to know everything about people's life (there is no privacy on twitter); I develop my investigative skills; I get to experiment with social networks.
The poiret outfit, here it is: http://twitpic.com/1umqvi ;)
thanks for the bennett tip: i thought she was just a fashion student.
However, I shall add that smt is rotten in the state of california, as these useless kids are also hanging out with tarantino.
also: peaches has started a twitter war with the daughter of Littlejohn (stupid people reproduce more, I know) over the article she has written on the DM about PG's nose ring. PG said that they should write about the 'on going wars or the oil spill in mexico' instead of her nose ring. Pity PG supported Bush, and pity we are talking about the Daily Mail, not the Guardian. I hate famewhores.

They are risking their equipment papping her.

Ah, Camille Bennett, she's the daughter of old 'society' photographer Dave Bennett - and once claimed that it's great because the paps never bother her because of who her dad is, like they genuinely would be interested in her otherwise.

Camille Bennet - she is one weird looking thing in a nightie.

You scare me.

Are you Peaches's stalker, dear? I suppose even she needs one.These people sound like a bunch of absolute tossers and I'd be fucking amazed to see the chunky 'alternakid' wannabe from LA who can pull off a Poiret outfit.

he is nikotheikon. a 'photographer' or smt like that. he always wears weird outfits. a couple of weeks ago he had this very 'paul poiret' golden sequin jumpsuit...he's better than jonny makeup, for sure.
peaches is always with him, or cobrasnake, or jonny makeup. that's about her life. and juju sorelli (although she should be french, so she doesn't live in LA full time; she's the pretty girl with peaches and eli at the toga party-her twitter page is quite witty, tho). There is also the chubby-creepy-with dark hair and fringe girl, camille bennet, who's peaches favourite companion in UK. there: hope I clarified the issue.
Sadly, I am a big follower of the roth-geldof mystery (I used to think he was smart, now he just creeps me)-I blame it on my insomnia.

Eli : I used to be their poster child !

Sir Bob - Sorry, I really meant I call that cunt my daughter

Oh fuck, you got that one in before me, Rev.

Bob: So, how many contacts do you have at NAMBLA?

I wondered why the fugly cunt and her mate were going to a fancy dress party as those most eloquent of commentators on life, Rab C Nesbitt and Waynetta Slob.....

"i really admire all the work you've done for charity"

"charity? put your specs on, old timer, that's peaches."

Eli: So, Bob, how did you manage to drive your ex-wife to a nervous breakdown and eventual drug overdose? Just so I know how to "spot the signs", as it were...

Bob: Begorrah by fuck the vorgin Mary you yid, tis easy so it is. Just keep makin her dress in the most hideous shit you can find and pumpin her full of H and crystal meth, the rest can look after itself. So, ye gonna gimme some money, ye fooka?

Maybe she just hangs out with the ugly crowd in order to disguise the fact that she is so hideous?

Stella, I'll do some more research, but I believe this guy goes by the name of 'Panther'; http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity-news/peaches-geldofs-reverse-hollywood-make-over-continues46144/page-6.html
And this, of course, is Johnny MakeUp; http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity-news/whos-making-arse-out-themselves-toga-party-peaches-geldof-obviously45681/page-7.html

Eli : Your daughter Peaches is one filthy ass slut in bed, the things she does make me want to cum and vomit at the same time.

Bob : I know EXACTLY what you mean *paedophile chuckle*

Aside from the fact they got dressed in a blackout and think it's "trendy", the question remains: instead of photographing this bint, why (in the land of hand guns) has someone not just capped her? And I'm not referring there to the teef....

Caption:
Sir Bob: You know Eli, I've often called my daughter a cunt.
Eli: Which one?

Geldoff: You're a cunt.

Roth: Takes one to know one. By the way, I'm banging your daughter and I'm really old. Makes me more of a pervert than a cunt. Don't you think?

Geldoff: Agreed. You're a pervert.

Roth: Glad we've got that sorted out. Is Pixie joining us later?

I am staggered by how ugly, fat, dim and shabby her friends look in all the pics we see. Remember the one in London who looked like she had come out in her grannie's nighty or needed to go home to her secure unit? Then there were all those fat ones she went out with. I could take it if they were all the intellectuals she had met while furthering herself at Oxford with a PhD in Astrophysics, but I somehow think they are just ugly mongs. Thoughts? I think HM should put some effort into finding out who they are in case one of them is a model/journalist/intellectual like what she is.