Peaches put her 'grunge' look on hold and almost looked presentable last night although the same could not be said for Borrell (although they both remind us a bit of this) or leather handbag in human form, Nancy Dell'Olio.
Other guests included Sadie Frost, Fran 'I've got big tits' Cutler, James Corden, Dominic Cooper, Natalie Imbruglia, and WAG Alex Curran. And with Geldof on the decks it was half past soup o'clock (We think we'd rather listen to the Nolan's rendition of It's Raining Men until our ears bled)...
Big Brother winner Pete Bennett gets married, amazing photos
P Diddy pays tribute to Notorious BIG by acting like an absolute cockend
Peaches Geldof and Eli Roth continue their thinly-veiled bout of self validation
Ronnie Wood visits the country with girlfriend, look like murderers
Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler get sexy for W Magazine ahead of Bounty Hunter release
Elton John's Oscar party, posh looks drunk, Cowell's breasts
Chanelle Hayes still pregnant, goes out with Robbie Coltrane
Take That's Mark Owen gets busted for 10 affairs
Daisy Lowe slips into a swimsuit and pair of hot-pants for Louis Vuitton bag campaign
X Factor's Rachel Adedeji gets the Holy Moly Interrogation
Katie Price sends saucy texts to Brazilian toyboy Andre Pinto
X Factor's Lucie Jones gets a Holy Moly Interrogation
When Holy Moly met JLS
How much is your sex tape worth?
What is so damn great about Blighty?
COMMENTS (28)
You know it's going to be a shit party when Peaches Geldof is the best dressed person there. To her credit, that's the best she's looked in... ever.
That sea-hag in the grey dress with her flabby, old lady udders falling out the front made me wish I was blind.
Fran Cutler I believe, hanger-on to the cunts
normally i deplore violence, in particular that directed against children and the fairer sex. but in peaches geldof's case i'd like to get a decent run up and boot her hard enough up the whoopsy to lift her a full foot into the air.
has anyone heard her dj...and are we talking dj'ing in the traditional sense where one must posess a modicum of skill and/or a record collection...or the other kind whereby someone famous by association thinks they look good wearing headphones?
or perhaps i've just answered my own question.
I saw her a couple of years ago. An accident by the way, if I'd known she was going to be there I wouldn't have gone. She DJs in the same sense that I do when I have a party. I.E. put on a record then go off and get pissed.
She is particularly awful. I saw her DJ in her DJ-duo (called Trash Pussies, the other half of which is called FiFi (not her sister)). Say no more..
As I suspected then...on a par with the Queenz of Noize.
Peaches Geldof & her ilk are to DJ'ing what a band-aid is to open heart surgery. My 4 year old godson can press play on an iPod for fucks sake.
Is it me or does this lot seem a bit B list for a vogue party? Johnny Borrell? Nancy whatshername? Credit crunch guests I suppose.
Ugh, who is that booby lady? Her boobs are horrible. Ugh.
Also, Borrell is clearly going for the Withnail look. Very, very misguided.
(Dear HM, please can you go back to your old habit of captioning the photos with the names of the 'celebs' in them, because I honestly don't know who half of these people are.Thanks.)
I don't think Mr HM knows either...