+++charl25 says...
Freud said all men want to fuck their mothers. Is your Mum a cheap old slut?+++

I hope not, she's been dead 11 years

isnt in uncanny that Borrell and Peaches seem to turn up to the same parties??? is something going on??? The lady in the gray dress needs to stop shopping all-together Big Titted Witch.

No 5 looks rather classy - unlike no 10. Aggghhh!

Peaches cunting Geldof, were it not for that scruffy Oirish twat of a father, would have been lucky to hold down a fucking job working the tills at Netto, the nepotistic cancerous little shit

Freud said all men want to fuck their mothers. Is your Mum a cheap old slut?

Faaaak me. Look at the state of Fran Cutler. Obviously angling to be the face of WinkBingo.

Try a bottle of gin and a full pack of ibuprufen and if you manage to survive you won't be bothering anyone with your inane, dull as dishwater, drivel for a while. Prick.

He's a slack-jawed hipster twat.

Why does Nancy De'Oliiloiloio do it for me? Such a cheap old slut. Do I hate myself because the really cheap sexuality of Nancy, Jordan, Jodie Marsh, etc really does it for me??
Please help someone. For the love of god, please.

Yer man Borrell really has got that gormless look down to a tee hasn't he?

You know when they breed Irish Wolfhounds too pure and they get that kind of quizzical, cross-eyed thing going on.....like Michael Bolton, only for this generation....you know what I'm saying?

1 picture...12 pictures, what's the difference? One is either a sad cunt for being on HM in the first place or not. I say not but then I'm biased.

Some of you muppets have looked through 12 pictures, you sad cunts.

So much for natural selection.

Is it Mischa Barton? I really can't tell.

Oh.

And another thing: why is James Corden allowed to dress himself? JESUS, man, you look like a toddler.

Number 12 doesn't look long for this world. Still, no problem her finding a vein.

I don't think anyone does.

Peaches Geldof & her ilk are to DJ'ing what a band-aid is to open heart surgery. My 4 year old godson can press play on an iPod for fucks sake.

As I suspected then...on a par with the Queenz of Noize.

I don't think Mr HM knows either...

She is particularly awful. I saw her DJ in her DJ-duo (called Trash Pussies, the other half of which is called FiFi (not her sister)). Say no more..

Ugh, who is that booby lady? Her boobs are horrible. Ugh.

Also, Borrell is clearly going for the Withnail look. Very, very misguided.

(Dear HM, please can you go back to your old habit of captioning the photos with the names of the 'celebs' in them, because I honestly don't know who half of these people are.Thanks.)

I saw her a couple of years ago. An accident by the way, if I'd known she was going to be there I wouldn't have gone. She DJs in the same sense that I do when I have a party. I.E. put on a record then go off and get pissed.

Is it me or does this lot seem a bit B list for a vogue party? Johnny Borrell? Nancy whatshername? Credit crunch guests I suppose.

normally i deplore violence, in particular that directed against children and the fairer sex. but in peaches geldof's case i'd like to get a decent run up and boot her hard enough up the whoopsy to lift her a full foot into the air.

has anyone heard her dj...and are we talking dj'ing in the traditional sense where one must posess a modicum of skill and/or a record collection...or the other kind whereby someone famous by association thinks they look good wearing headphones?

or perhaps i've just answered my own question.

Fran Cutler I believe, hanger-on to the cunts