According to the oracle that is Wikipedia:
Jonny Makeup is a member of the V.I.P. Party Boys. The band Gravy Train wrote a song about him called Jonny Makeup. He provided vocals for the song I Seen Beyonce at Burger King with rapper Cazwell. He also recorded a single with well-known music producers Cory Nitta and Dallas Austin.
He is a writer for Street Carnage and Missbehave Magazine. He has appeared on The Girls Next Door and has appeared in Kendra Wilkinson's spinoff series. He was taken in as an apprentice by Dov Charney of American Apparel and refers to him as his 'daddy'.
What, what and WHAT? I guess we're no clearer... Note to Jonny, please do a better job at editing your own Wiki page. Love the rug though.
Anyway, while this pair were up to their usual zany zany antics at Hollywood club Bardot, Lindsay Lohan was busy Twittering about the fact that someone had spilled Coke on her (ha ha ha etc). Was it Peaches because she was jealous of Lilo's superior weave? Aw, we bet they're best buds really - they have so much in common.
We just wish that Katie Price, who's currently in LA, had rocked up too.
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COMMENTS (9)
Isn't Jonny Makeup some kinda American Aparrel PR guy who's trying to reinvent himself as the gay paris hilton or bianca gazza... you know them, bot not really sure why.
T-shirt tucked into jeans. Cunt. Fin.
You SO fucking wish that the car they're in on pic 1 is then involved in the biggest motherfucking pile-up front-end smash with the heaviest juggernaut in North America...
You can see from his gob that he is going to be just as irritating and smackable as La Geldof herself.
And who the fuck goes on to Twitter when you're out on the piss? Fucking lightweights these "celebs". Exterminate....
so the clothes horse has donned her NHS corrective footware and trundled off to do some decent charity work by taking her friend with learning difficulties out for a night. Leave her alone , she is very talented.
fucking bloody hell peaches geldof makes my fists itch.
american apparel make the most boring, andgrogynous clothes you can possibly imagine. this clunt is the perfect ambassador for the brand.
hmmm Ive seen london escorts that were better dressed.
And here I was under the impression that Johnny Makeup only took taxis everywhere. I knew there was no way anyone could afford to take taxis everywhere in LA. I guess he just didn't want his piece of crap car shown on E!.
A curse on fucking Peaches.Hope she grows a fat piece of leprosy in her minge.
I cannot bear the girl.
Rude and unspeakably hostile, she makes Elton look like Jon Snow.
Peaches with your tumour face, tie some concrete to your ankle and jump into the Thames. You won't be missed.
Really.. that bad?
I heard she was OK, to work with, if you work in the meedja, but that was some time ago now.
Plenty of time for the bizarre effect of having all your famous friends equally as shallow and egotistical and having lots of little servant yes-people running around after you to take hold.
When it comes to some people these days, nothing surprises me anymore.
I don't think I would take any unwarranted hostility off that little kid any more than her dad would - and she probably gets away with more than most because of all that nasty business with her mum.
I'd rather hoped she was just another wannabe rich kid to be stuck up in the tabloids for a bit, but not a vile tempered little shit as has now been alleged.
These people piss me off enough as it is, without them actually being as insufferable and nasty in person.