Peaches Geldof and Pixie Lott open superclub in Dublin

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The Wright thing to do
Fri, 24/07/2009 - 12:00 by Mr. HM
Who better to be the inaugural DJ at the opening of your big Dublin superclub? Pete Tong? Busy. Tiesto? Ibiza. I Know! Peaches Geldof! She'll at least make an effort! oh.

I think it's safe to assume that Peaches Geldof did not play any Misfits records that night. I think it's probably also fair to say that Peaches Geldof doesn't own many Misfits records. This is going to be the new Ramones shirt fad isn't it?

Pixie Lott turned up to perform and does that thing where she shows her arse in that leotard. She probably sang a song too, which was almost unnecessary.

Just when you thought the glamour stakes couldn't be raised any more - these two delights showed up. They are two part time physicists raising money for one-legged children with leukemia.

I'm kidding obviously - they are birds who get their yams out for money and call it art. That means the jokes on us I guess. Fooled again!

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Comments

  • This is when you wish the fucking IRA would take that pair of cunts out. Right out

    Blartmonster Tue, 28/07/2009 - 01:54

  • looks like she's trying to do a super sniff to get the last bit up her nose....

    Sauce_Pot Mon, 27/07/2009 - 14:09

  • In Pictures 1 to 8 and 9 to 15 - you'll see A TOTAL FUCKING USELESS PISS POOR WASTE OF OXYGEN, ATTENTION, AND MONEY. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

    Ahem.

    kwebb Fri, 24/07/2009 - 17:50

  • I hate the smug half-smile that the Peaches wears all the time - it's the one rubbing in the fact that someone somewhere is dumb enough to actually pay her to stand there like a braindead lump of playdoh.

    erniemilko Fri, 24/07/2009 - 14:41

  • Super club. With that shower in attendence? I doubt it.

    dandyboy Fri, 24/07/2009 - 14:04

  • Even worse than that- pic 7- they've got celebrity chef James Martin to help out

    jeannie Fri, 24/07/2009 - 13:26

  • Even worse than that- pic 7- they've got celebrity chef James Martin to help out

    jeannie Fri, 24/07/2009 - 13:26

  • PL missed a bit when she did her fake tan - bad pale crotch area. And those PHd students' 'stockings' - has the effect on my stomach of looking at the effects of gangrene or deep vein thrombosis. What a turn on. For some i guess.

    stella ah trois Fri, 24/07/2009 - 13:14

  • that stupid bint has put me right off The Misfits now, I won't be able to listen to Static Age without seeing her stupid horse/spaz face. Pixie Lott - yeah we get it, you have a nice arse, now fuck off.

    banquosghost Fri, 24/07/2009 - 12:25

  • No. 3 about sums it up

    PIGCITY Fri, 24/07/2009 - 12:22

  • Picture 6 - She looks like she is having a break from metal detecting.

    kwebb Fri, 24/07/2009 - 12:21

  • Picture 6 - She looks like she is having a break from metal detecting.

    kwebb Fri, 24/07/2009 - 12:21

  • No. 3 about sums it up

    PIGCITY Fri, 24/07/2009 - 12:22

  • that stupid bint has put me right off The Misfits now, I won't be able to listen to Static Age without seeing her stupid horse/spaz face. Pixie Lott - yeah we get it, you have a nice arse, now fuck off.

    banquosghost Fri, 24/07/2009 - 12:25

  • PL missed a bit when she did her fake tan - bad pale crotch area. And those PHd students' 'stockings' - has the effect on my stomach of looking at the effects of gangrene or deep vein thrombosis. What a turn on. For some i guess.

    stella ah trois Fri, 24/07/2009 - 13:14

  • Even worse than that- pic 7- they've got celebrity chef James Martin to help out

    jeannie Fri, 24/07/2009 - 13:26

  • Even worse than that- pic 7- they've got celebrity chef James Martin to help out

    jeannie Fri, 24/07/2009 - 13:26

  • Super club. With that shower in attendence? I doubt it.

    dandyboy Fri, 24/07/2009 - 14:04

  • I hate the smug half-smile that the Peaches wears all the time - it's the one rubbing in the fact that someone somewhere is dumb enough to actually pay her to stand there like a braindead lump of playdoh.

    erniemilko Fri, 24/07/2009 - 14:41

  • In Pictures 1 to 8 and 9 to 15 - you'll see A TOTAL FUCKING USELESS PISS POOR WASTE OF OXYGEN, ATTENTION, AND MONEY. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

    Ahem.

    kwebb Fri, 24/07/2009 - 17:50

  • looks like she's trying to do a super sniff to get the last bit up her nose....

    Sauce_Pot Mon, 27/07/2009 - 14:09

  • This is when you wish the fucking IRA would take that pair of cunts out. Right out

    Blartmonster Tue, 28/07/2009 - 01:54

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