Peaches Geldof and Pixie Lott open superclub in Dublin

I think it's safe to assume that Peaches Geldof did not play any Misfits records that night. I think it's probably also fair to say that Peaches Geldof doesn't own many Misfits records. This is going to be the new Ramones shirt fad isn't it?

Pixie Lott turned up to perform and does that thing where she shows her arse in that leotard. She probably sang a song too, which was almost unnecessary.

Just when you thought the glamour stakes couldn't be raised any more - these two delights showed up. They are two part time physicists raising money for one-legged children with leukemia.

I'm kidding obviously - they are birds who get their yams out for money and call it art. That means the jokes on us I guess. Fooled again!

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