Peaches Geldof becomes a Scientologist
Scientology for dummies
Thu, 29/10/2009 - 14:27 by HM writerIt's hard being Peaches Geldof. While the rest of us work and generally get on with our lives, poor Peaches had to occupy her time by getting tattoos and searching for her, like, spiritual path. Don't worry though, she's found it in the form of Scientology and has since become a fully fledged member...
Tom Cruise, Kate Holmes, John Travolta and Juiliette Lewis were later seen fleeing the church screaming for salvation.
Peaches was talking all about herself (just for a change) and explained:
"I've been one for a while now. I feel like I needed a spiritual path and I was looking at different things. In the end, it's all about making yourself a better person."
Great! So when do you start?
And on dad Sir Bob, she added:
"My dad is literally the biggest tight-ass. He's a miser, an Irish potato famine miser."
As Bob actually works near us, so we went to find him to ask for his opinion on Peaches's comment but unfortunately it was along the lines of "fuck off"...
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The reason she is so pissy about her tight-wad father is directly connected to Scientology. They must be asking her for the Big Bux$$ in order for her to "get clear" and "be free." Oh those ungrateful Thetans. She must fear Xenu more than her dear old Dad.
Is that faux-Jewish bollocks with the red string bracelets not fashionable anymore then?
No, but that would be ACE.
Welcome to the world of scientology, where they pray on the rich (and only the rich) and seem to have a tendency to go for famous dumb people. Doesnt she realise that people that are usually involved with scientology seem to be fading actors AKA Tom Cruise. I want everyone to realise that Scientology is a CULT because they use you to promote there Beliefs and take your money and entrapture you forever!
Did he do the one that went "WHAT'S SHE GONNA LOOK LIKE WITH A CHIMNEY ON HER?"
I think she needs some scientific experiment performed on her - hopefully on some vital organ with little chance of recovery - never mind Scientology.
Shallow, hollow-headed, self-centred little cunt - the "Irish potato famine miser" just happens to have bankrolled your whole fucking life, so remember that, you pathetically-scrawled fucking ingrate.
This fat-faced old frog needs a job. She's like a young version of Roy Hattersley. All mouth and spit. She could do something useful and try stuffing envelopes. If not she'd go down a treat at Spearmint Rhino. Not sure if anyone would actually want her on their lap though.
Aww, Peaches. It won't make you any more attractive or interesting, I'm afraid.
You were annoying when you first showed up and now it's turned desperate. Next stop- embarrasing.
So Miss Potato Head is as thick as she looks
I'm looking forward to when she releases her record where she rhymes 'Hawking' with 'Dawkins' and the world ends.
The street signs in the first picture say it all
P.S Where there's blame there's a claim...
Pudding-faced, droopy-eyed slag. Fuck off peaches.
Anyone can make a claim......
I claim that Peaches Geldof is a complete fucking minge.
Predictable spoilt fame hungry yet intellectually lacking whore more like...
Suppose daddykins will have to organise another Live Aid to refill the coffers once the alien cult has bled her dry.
Five years and she'll be the spitting image of Droopy.
Where's the surprise? Empty-headed fuckwit proves it once more. I long to see her name at the head of the Darwin Awards...
Was your dad in Therapy?
A more spiritual path?
How about Eugenics, starting with herself?
Christ she's ugly. That's all. Pass it on.
What a fucking moon-faced gonk.
I have had it up to my fucking eyeballs with these little shits running round getting jobs and money because Daddy was famous in the 80s.
My dad's band played in a small Northern pub in 1998 to rapturous local acclaim. OY, Nylon magazine, give me a column.
What a fucking moon-faced gonk.
I have had it up to my fucking eyeballs with these little shits running round getting jobs and money because Daddy was famous in the 80s.
My dad's band played in a small Northern pub in 1998 to rapturous local acclaim. OY, Nylon magazine, give me a column.
Christ she's ugly. That's all. Pass it on.
A more spiritual path?
How about Eugenics, starting with herself?
Was your dad in Therapy?
Where's the surprise? Empty-headed fuckwit proves it once more. I long to see her name at the head of the Darwin Awards...
Five years and she'll be the spitting image of Droopy.
Predictable spoilt fame hungry yet intellectually lacking whore more like...
Suppose daddykins will have to organise another Live Aid to refill the coffers once the alien cult has bled her dry.
Anyone can make a claim......
I claim that Peaches Geldof is a complete fucking minge.
Pudding-faced, droopy-eyed slag. Fuck off peaches.
P.S Where there's blame there's a claim...
The street signs in the first picture say it all
I'm looking forward to when she releases her record where she rhymes 'Hawking' with 'Dawkins' and the world ends.
So Miss Potato Head is as thick as she looks
Aww, Peaches. It won't make you any more attractive or interesting, I'm afraid.
You were annoying when you first showed up and now it's turned desperate. Next stop- embarrasing.
This fat-faced old frog needs a job. She's like a young version of Roy Hattersley. All mouth and spit. She could do something useful and try stuffing envelopes. If not she'd go down a treat at Spearmint Rhino. Not sure if anyone would actually want her on their lap though.
I think she needs some scientific experiment performed on her - hopefully on some vital organ with little chance of recovery - never mind Scientology.
Shallow, hollow-headed, self-centred little cunt - the "Irish potato famine miser" just happens to have bankrolled your whole fucking life, so remember that, you pathetically-scrawled fucking ingrate.
Did he do the one that went "WHAT'S SHE GONNA LOOK LIKE WITH A CHIMNEY ON HER?"
Welcome to the world of scientology, where they pray on the rich (and only the rich) and seem to have a tendency to go for famous dumb people. Doesnt she realise that people that are usually involved with scientology seem to be fading actors AKA Tom Cruise. I want everyone to realise that Scientology is a CULT because they use you to promote there Beliefs and take your money and entrapture you forever!
No, but that would be ACE.
Is that faux-Jewish bollocks with the red string bracelets not fashionable anymore then?
The reason she is so pissy about her tight-wad father is directly connected to Scientology. They must be asking her for the Big Bux$$ in order for her to "get clear" and "be free." Oh those ungrateful Thetans. She must fear Xenu more than her dear old Dad.