Peaches Geldof continues her ghastly public work experience with Jeremy Kyle-style show

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Wed, 28/07/2010 - 11:44 by horseworm

After she was spotted finally doing a day's work at an LA milkshake joint (and turning the milk sour while she was at it) yesterday, it has been revealed that Harbinger of the Apocalypse Of Tedium, Peaches Geldof is working on a pilot for a TV show where she will dispense “advice” to teens...

Peaches Geldof's new show has been described as “Jeremy Kyle for teenagers” by someone for whom ambition is an alien concept. 

Peaches is well qualified to give advice to teens. Having been one herself, she will have amazing empathy. Possibly. 

 

She can also help them through the pain of being born in to a life of utter privilege where you trade shamelessly on your parents’ fame despite having no discernable skills or ability beyond the slate-eyed belief you have a birthright to celebrity and money. Oh…

 

But we must not forget that Peaches is an astonishingly articulate individual. She says so herself and even has tattoos of quotes from WRITERS on her body which proves it. Plus she once started a magazine – Disappear Here – that was so brilliant it could never go beyond a dummy issue as it would have made a laughing stock of the entire history of the written word. 

 

Watch her in full flow as a born TV presenter here. 


Amazing. Like. 

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Comments

  • She wants to give advice to teenagers? Fuuuuuck me. What sort of advice would that be?

    Suck your way into a career in TV?

    Look like you're on day release from a mental hospital to get maximum press exposure?

    I wish I had a teenager so I could justifiably shoot Peaches in the face to prevent her from ruining my ofspring's life.

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    gaga1155 Sat, 31/07/2010 - 16:28

  • peaches doesn't need a purpose. some people don't have a purpose. if you are mildly ugly and with no brain or talents but just have many connections (still, with all her connections she hasn't done any movie or published any book) you better keep it low profile. I would be ashamed to be so useless and would work to develop A talent or at least an education.

    captaingossiper Fri, 30/07/2010 - 11:52

  • Peaches needs a purpose (as well an elbow to her mouth) but unless she accepts that she will never be her mum (or even her sister) she'll continue to entertain us.

    If she had embraced her destiny as the fleabag that no-one can stand, why she could have worked her way up in McDonalds. What a mule.

    You've gotta feel for poor Bob. How he must wish it was Michael's spunk (or even Hughie Green's) that had fathered young Peaches.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 29/07/2010 - 00:37

  • Now I can't believe HM haven't posted these shots of Pixie rocking the '80's look.
    I think she looks cute!

    And I actually got me jollies off to this one.

    ken tate Wed, 28/07/2010 - 23:29

  • Jesus, she just made a milkshake, you;d think she'd just split the fuckin atom the way she's carrying on.. For fucks sake, will someone take hint from Eli's movie and string this cunt up and spend a few hours slicing bits off her.

    badgermonkey Wed, 28/07/2010 - 19:03

  • mmm. pic 8: what happened to the shitty tattoo (the cross) on her back? was it really made with a biro?

    captaingossiper Wed, 28/07/2010 - 15:16

  • I keep saying: why eli, why?why? there surely must be something better even in hollywod.
    at least in this video she doesn't take a nap (which is what she did during another interview with Fearne).
    I wonder what men find attractive in Peaches. No explanation. At least Paris Hilton is hot and well groomed.

    captaingossiper Wed, 28/07/2010 - 15:11

  • Bob should have kept his cock out of that skank Yates and saved us all a lot of bother.

    dandyboy Wed, 28/07/2010 - 14:10

  • why do u keep insisting on delivering pics of this pig into my nbox, for 1 week try and not give her any attention, she might go away, shes a fuking mong, fuk knows why she is on the tv, does daddy have a production company by any chance,?, are they the ones that make her shit series?
    id be willing to wager on this

    TheNode

    TheNode Wed, 28/07/2010 - 14:09

  • why does she sounds scottish?

    she threw a hissy fit in the vip at fabric when attention was taken away from her and directed at someone else for mere minutes. bob should have taken time out from saving the world and taught it some manners. vile creature.

    merkin Wed, 28/07/2010 - 13:59

  • *spurts Tea thru nostrils*

    elbow Wed, 28/07/2010 - 12:58

  • They take it in turns to wear the special needs face though.

    dandyboy Wed, 28/07/2010 - 12:26

  • I see Eli wears the tits in their relationship.

    elbow Wed, 28/07/2010 - 12:03

  • That video is the funniest thing I've seen all week. "Like-Like, Like Like, like LIKElike like Like"
    I frickin' LOVE IT.

    littlelola Wed, 28/07/2010 - 11:51

  • That video is the funniest thing I've seen all week. "Like-Like, Like Like, like LIKElike like Like"
    I frickin' LOVE IT.

    littlelola Wed, 28/07/2010 - 11:51

  • I see Eli wears the tits in their relationship.

    elbow Wed, 28/07/2010 - 12:03

  • They take it in turns to wear the special needs face though.

    dandyboy Wed, 28/07/2010 - 12:26

  • *spurts Tea thru nostrils*

    elbow Wed, 28/07/2010 - 12:58

  • why does she sounds scottish?

    she threw a hissy fit in the vip at fabric when attention was taken away from her and directed at someone else for mere minutes. bob should have taken time out from saving the world and taught it some manners. vile creature.

    merkin Wed, 28/07/2010 - 13:59

  • why do u keep insisting on delivering pics of this pig into my nbox, for 1 week try and not give her any attention, she might go away, shes a fuking mong, fuk knows why she is on the tv, does daddy have a production company by any chance,?, are they the ones that make her shit series?
    id be willing to wager on this

    TheNode

    TheNode Wed, 28/07/2010 - 14:09

  • Bob should have kept his cock out of that skank Yates and saved us all a lot of bother.

    dandyboy Wed, 28/07/2010 - 14:10

  • I keep saying: why eli, why?why? there surely must be something better even in hollywod.
    at least in this video she doesn't take a nap (which is what she did during another interview with Fearne).
    I wonder what men find attractive in Peaches. No explanation. At least Paris Hilton is hot and well groomed.

    captaingossiper Wed, 28/07/2010 - 15:11

  • mmm. pic 8: what happened to the shitty tattoo (the cross) on her back? was it really made with a biro?

    captaingossiper Wed, 28/07/2010 - 15:16

  • Jesus, she just made a milkshake, you;d think she'd just split the fuckin atom the way she's carrying on.. For fucks sake, will someone take hint from Eli's movie and string this cunt up and spend a few hours slicing bits off her.

    badgermonkey Wed, 28/07/2010 - 19:03

  • Now I can't believe HM haven't posted these shots of Pixie rocking the '80's look.
    I think she looks cute!

    And I actually got me jollies off to this one.

    ken tate Wed, 28/07/2010 - 23:29

  • Peaches needs a purpose (as well an elbow to her mouth) but unless she accepts that she will never be her mum (or even her sister) she'll continue to entertain us.

    If she had embraced her destiny as the fleabag that no-one can stand, why she could have worked her way up in McDonalds. What a mule.

    You've gotta feel for poor Bob. How he must wish it was Michael's spunk (or even Hughie Green's) that had fathered young Peaches.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 29/07/2010 - 00:37

  • peaches doesn't need a purpose. some people don't have a purpose. if you are mildly ugly and with no brain or talents but just have many connections (still, with all her connections she hasn't done any movie or published any book) you better keep it low profile. I would be ashamed to be so useless and would work to develop A talent or at least an education.

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    gaga1155 Sat, 31/07/2010 - 16:28

  • She wants to give advice to teenagers? Fuuuuuck me. What sort of advice would that be?

    Suck your way into a career in TV?

    Look like you're on day release from a mental hospital to get maximum press exposure?

    I wish I had a teenager so I could justifiably shoot Peaches in the face to prevent her from ruining my ofspring's life.

    ian9outof10 Fri, 08/10/2010 - 13:43

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