Rebel without a clue
Mon, 16/11/2009 - 15:31 by Harry Bow

James Dean is alive and kicking - and all over Peaches Geldof's arm like one of her tattoos!

Peaches Geldof sure is living the Hollywood dream. We'd be surprised (and a little grateful) if she never came back to London after the fun she's had rubbing shoulders with all the big stars in LA - especially now that she's struck up a special friendship with brooding beauty Jonny Makeup.

The Daily Mail reckons she might have even bagged herself a new boyfriend, declaring that the "girl about town has been pictured holding hands with the mystery man". They'll soon learn though - the talents of a guy like Jonny Makeup can only be kept under wraps for so long.

We remember when Peaches' ex-husband Max Drummey was just a mystery man - and look at how much his profile was boosted by the girl! Great things await, Jonny Makeup...

  • You know it. Who is this Johnny Madeup? Trust that turkeybreast Peaches to sniff out a fellow wanker.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 17/11/2009 - 00:38
  • He's the sort of twat who you'd love to ram a grenade into his over-large american gob, and pull the pin out, having ensured the fuse had been extended for a good minute or so, plus with megashite Peaches handcuffed for company,...

    Blartmonster Mon, 16/11/2009 - 18:17
  • I believe the phrase to use is "confirmed bachelor"

    thirdmanuk Mon, 16/11/2009 - 16:16
  • johnny makeup is a gay gentleman

    eleven_eleven Mon, 16/11/2009 - 15:55
  • how dreadfully unfortunate they both look.

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 16/11/2009 - 15:51
  • We wouldn't be surprised, surely? Unfortunately that ruins your (and a little grateful) bit.

    Bitch Magnet Mon, 16/11/2009 - 15:48
  • Johnny Makeup looks like the sort you'd normally see loitering round bus stops, smoking roll ups and scratching his name into the seat.

    BustySinclair Mon, 16/11/2009 - 15:40
  • Johnny Makeup? What, have all the good names run out and it's only the shite that's left? It really takes some going to have the stupidest name in a story alongside someone called Peaches.

    dandyboy Mon, 16/11/2009 - 15:40
  • Johnny Makeup? What, have all the good names run out and it's only the shite that's left? It really takes some going to have the stupidest name in a story alongside someone called Peaches.

    dandyboy Mon, 16/11/2009 - 15:40
  • Johnny Makeup looks like the sort you'd normally see loitering round bus stops, smoking roll ups and scratching his name into the seat.

    BustySinclair Mon, 16/11/2009 - 15:40
  • We wouldn't be surprised, surely? Unfortunately that ruins your (and a little grateful) bit.

    Bitch Magnet Mon, 16/11/2009 - 15:48
  • how dreadfully unfortunate they both look.

    unseemlydogposture Mon, 16/11/2009 - 15:51
  • johnny makeup is a gay gentleman

    eleven_eleven Mon, 16/11/2009 - 15:55
  • I believe the phrase to use is "confirmed bachelor"

    thirdmanuk Mon, 16/11/2009 - 16:16
  • He's the sort of twat who you'd love to ram a grenade into his over-large american gob, and pull the pin out, having ensured the fuse had been extended for a good minute or so, plus with megashite Peaches handcuffed for company,...

    Blartmonster Mon, 16/11/2009 - 18:17
  • You know it. Who is this Johnny Madeup? Trust that turkeybreast Peaches to sniff out a fellow wanker.

    PuddyTwat Tue, 17/11/2009 - 00:38

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