Peaches and no cream
Tue, 07/07/2009 - 11:30 by HM writer
In news that's bound to shock the world, Peaches Geldof has said 'me, me, me me, me' before admitting that she doesn't want to 'look sexy' and instead aims for the 'anti-beauty' look because of her strong feminist stance. Oh do f**k off.

Peaches Geldof, who is the face and body of Ultimo underwear (ahem), has said:

It's obvious I'm not dressing for men. I don't want to be sexy. I'm like covered in tattoos. I have piercings. I'm just grungy and weird and not what is socially accepted as beautiful, and I think that's cool.

It's not just the tattoos, the piercings, the grunge and the weirdness...

And on who she admires, Peaches added:

The women who were championing things that were different. I loved Winona Ryder in her Beetle Juice and Heathers era and even when I saw Angelina Jolie on the red carpet, like, years before that Hollywood makeover and everyone was so weirded out because she had long, weird nails and a long, weird dress on.

And that's what I think is amazing. Anti-beauty. I don't want to dress for men, I think it's almost like a feminist thing.

And an attention thing. Don't forget the attention thing...

  • she really has no fear on that point..should just dissolve into the ether

    spiddleydonk Mon, 26/10/2009 - 21:35
  • She looks like a fat David Walliams in that picture. Christ, can this vaccuous whore get any fuglier?

    admather Fri, 10/07/2009 - 13:37
  • Well she's got that down to a T hasn't she. The looks of her father, the talent of her mother, and the brain of a cockroach, all in all, a waste of skin.

    toady Wed, 08/07/2009 - 18:36
  • I really, really enjoy that she's standing outside an Angus Steak House, looking for all the world as if she's just eaten a whole cow. Ahhhhhhhh. Peaches.

    tescopop Wed, 08/07/2009 - 09:49
  • Hahaaaaaaa! SPAFF! I haven't heard that word since school!!!

    tescopop Wed, 08/07/2009 - 09:48
  • Just as well, she's a fucking boot.

    Henry_McCarty Tue, 07/07/2009 - 18:57
  • She's achieved her mission then - fugly bint.

    erniemilko Tue, 07/07/2009 - 14:25
  • Can someone please stick a paper bag over her & her sisters face & send them somewhere (Antarctica), where they'll bore us no longer. Pointless twats

    nurcat Tue, 07/07/2009 - 14:06
  • That is so the voice of a woman who is NOT GETTING ANY. She'd be lucky if the bloke sleeping in the doorway at Costa Coffee could be arsed to spaff off on her

    Blartmonster Tue, 07/07/2009 - 13:22
  • That is one larrrrrge face you got there, Peaches.

    tescopop Tue, 07/07/2009 - 12:09
  • Don't worry Peaches, you have 'anti-beauty' in fucking bucket loads.

    themonkey Tue, 07/07/2009 - 12:07
  • the same line taken by fat dogs the world over

    fantantric Tue, 07/07/2009 - 11:58
  • the same line taken by fat dogs the world over

    fantantric Tue, 07/07/2009 - 11:58
  • Don't worry Peaches, you have 'anti-beauty' in fucking bucket loads.

    themonkey Tue, 07/07/2009 - 12:07
  • That is one larrrrrge face you got there, Peaches.

    tescopop Tue, 07/07/2009 - 12:09
  • That is so the voice of a woman who is NOT GETTING ANY. She'd be lucky if the bloke sleeping in the doorway at Costa Coffee could be arsed to spaff off on her

    Blartmonster Tue, 07/07/2009 - 13:22
  • Can someone please stick a paper bag over her & her sisters face & send them somewhere (Antarctica), where they'll bore us no longer. Pointless twats

    nurcat Tue, 07/07/2009 - 14:06
  • She's achieved her mission then - fugly bint.

    erniemilko Tue, 07/07/2009 - 14:25
  • Just as well, she's a fucking boot.

    Henry_McCarty Tue, 07/07/2009 - 18:57
  • Hahaaaaaaa! SPAFF! I haven't heard that word since school!!!

    tescopop Wed, 08/07/2009 - 09:48
  • I really, really enjoy that she's standing outside an Angus Steak House, looking for all the world as if she's just eaten a whole cow. Ahhhhhhhh. Peaches.

    tescopop Wed, 08/07/2009 - 09:49
  • Well she's got that down to a T hasn't she. The looks of her father, the talent of her mother, and the brain of a cockroach, all in all, a waste of skin.

    toady Wed, 08/07/2009 - 18:36
  • She looks like a fat David Walliams in that picture. Christ, can this vaccuous whore get any fuglier?

    admather Fri, 10/07/2009 - 13:37
  • she really has no fear on that point..should just dissolve into the ether

    spiddleydonk Mon, 26/10/2009 - 21:35

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