Put a (c)ring(e) on it
Thu, 02/09/2010 - 11:20 by Harry Bow

Peaches Geldof and Eli Roth are celebrating reaching the mile stone of six months together (you count a relationship with Peaches in dog years, so that's actually fucking ages) in London. Congrats, guys!

We think that Peaches might have got a little bit confused when Eli told her he'd be giving 'extra attention to her ring' last night, because she went out with a sparkly rock on her left hand, duh.

But to give you back your appetite before lunchtime, self-proclaimed journalist-turned-self-proclaimed film-critic Peaches has now revealed her talent as a restaurant reviewer, writing about her trip to London's Ivy on Twitter:

"Had the nicest dinner ever at The Ivy last night with my beau. Moroccan spiced lamb, followed by myriad heavenly desserts"

In a minute, Peaches will wake-up, scratch her ring, and promptly get on Twitter to deny the claims that she's possibly engaged to be married (like she did last time). Her and her 'beau' were simply enjoying a quiet dinner at the intimate celeb-free restaurant. 

BTW, we expect the animal that was possibly skinned (we're no expert on fur) for that coat still looks more attractive than Peaches now.

Also, 'bruised peach' pun not necessary since she always has battered thighs.

  • She has the fingernails of a child molester.

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    kaka28 Fri, 03/09/2010 - 10:57
  • pic of the ring (this was after the LA premiere of Last exorcism):
    http://www.thecobrasnake.com/partyphotos/lastexorcisms/IMG_8797.html

    Do check this interview:
    http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/theticket/2010/0903/1224278085792.html
    I am getting tired of that idiot of Eli. Always crying because he gets attention from the tabloids. Plus: he says that nowadays journalists have no credentials and don't check their facts: that they are all idiots. Poor guy: he's used to the 'accomplished journalist' Peaches.
    These people are revolting. There surely must be a limit to what a person would do for fame. I thought a movie director would have a bit of integrity.

    captaingossiper Fri, 03/09/2010 - 10:03
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    wolanlw Fri, 03/09/2010 - 02:49
  • Engaged in a blatant attempt at attracting attention, you say? Well it certainly worked! Stop writing about the slagminged spunkbucket, then, you shitwipes. She lays the bait and you go and take it! Hook, line and sinker.

    kendoddsdadsdogsdead Thu, 02/09/2010 - 18:21
  • She posted a picture of that ring last week on twitpic and pulled it down sometime after yesterday. She's been photographed with it before but no one thought she was engaged.

    The British press weren't giving her enough attention. You can see the picture of the ring here: It looks real at night. LOL

    http://www.thegossipwrapup.com/2010/09/publicity-fail-by-eli-roth-peaches.html

    Didi_L Thu, 02/09/2010 - 17:38
  • She can keep trying for that ring I suppose, but I doubt it will ever happen, and if it does it will be for publicity. You see Roth loves the porn stars, that's what he dated before and dating Peaches reeks of two things; publicity or she lets him act out his perverse fantasies on her. I'm gonna go with the latter. Look at his movies. I bet he's into some sick shit.

    mirabellebuttersfield Thu, 02/09/2010 - 17:37
  • Why is this frigid little girl so desperate for popularity? What is it about herself that she needs the attention of others?

    As for Roth, if he knew the absolute laughing stock he's become on - at least - this side of the pond, he'd kick her arse to the kerb.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 02/09/2010 - 13:44
  • "myriad heavenly desserts"!!!!!!
    Will someone please tell Geldork that owning a thesaurus does not make you any less of a dunce.

    tescopop Thu, 02/09/2010 - 13:23
  • "myriad heavenly desserts"!!!!!!
    Will someone please tell Geldork that owning a thesaurus does not make you any less of a dunce.

    tescopop Thu, 02/09/2010 - 13:23
  • Why is this frigid little girl so desperate for popularity? What is it about herself that she needs the attention of others?

    As for Roth, if he knew the absolute laughing stock he's become on - at least - this side of the pond, he'd kick her arse to the kerb.

    PuddyTwat Thu, 02/09/2010 - 13:44
  • She can keep trying for that ring I suppose, but I doubt it will ever happen, and if it does it will be for publicity. You see Roth loves the porn stars, that's what he dated before and dating Peaches reeks of two things; publicity or she lets him act out his perverse fantasies on her. I'm gonna go with the latter. Look at his movies. I bet he's into some sick shit.

    mirabellebuttersfield Thu, 02/09/2010 - 17:37
  • She posted a picture of that ring last week on twitpic and pulled it down sometime after yesterday. She's been photographed with it before but no one thought she was engaged.

    The British press weren't giving her enough attention. You can see the picture of the ring here: It looks real at night. LOL

    http://www.thegossipwrapup.com/2010/09/publicity-fail-by-eli-roth-peaches.html

    Didi_L Thu, 02/09/2010 - 17:38
  • Engaged in a blatant attempt at attracting attention, you say? Well it certainly worked! Stop writing about the slagminged spunkbucket, then, you shitwipes. She lays the bait and you go and take it! Hook, line and sinker.

    kendoddsdadsdogsdead Thu, 02/09/2010 - 18:21
  • wrote Your Stress Free Wedding Planner as aprom dresses means to provide couplescheap wedding invitations with what they need to know from a design, bridesmaid dressesbudget, implementation (logistics) and orchestrationlace front perspective - not etiquette - when they go to plan their wedding.hairstyles I wanted to give them a wedding planning tool that would held them enjoy the process,weft hair extensions lessen the stress and show them how to create a wedding day that is meaningful, memorable and magical.

    wolanlw Fri, 03/09/2010 - 02:49
  • pic of the ring (this was after the LA premiere of Last exorcism):
    http://www.thecobrasnake.com/partyphotos/lastexorcisms/IMG_8797.html

    Do check this interview:
    http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/theticket/2010/0903/1224278085792.html
    I am getting tired of that idiot of Eli. Always crying because he gets attention from the tabloids. Plus: he says that nowadays journalists have no credentials and don't check their facts: that they are all idiots. Poor guy: he's used to the 'accomplished journalist' Peaches.
    These people are revolting. There surely must be a limit to what a person would do for fame. I thought a movie director would have a bit of integrity.

    captaingossiper Fri, 03/09/2010 - 10:03
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    New era cap $12

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    kaka28 Fri, 03/09/2010 - 10:57
  • She has the fingernails of a child molester.

    GretaBritain Sun, 05/09/2010 - 19:15

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