Peaches Geldof is a filthy, dirty little woman

1 of 10 pictures - Peaches Geldof at Madame Jo Jos in Soho London

Pure Filth

Wed, 26/08/2009 - 09:31 By Mr. HM

OK - that's the most misleading headline I've seen since the time I clicked on that "Gaping Axe Wound" link and saw a gaping axe wound (The guy died from the injury).

Peaches, Oh Peaches - what the hell are you DOING?

Did she drop her keys into a toilet? Is she having to sweep chimneys to pay for her never ending residency at the Mayfair hotel? Or, more likely, is she spending her evenings bent over a bath (quiet at the back) dying her hair every shade of wrong?

Whatever the reason, it's as if she's cultivating the spirit of Doherty circa 2008 - them look like crackhands darling...

WAIT! THERE'S MORE!

COMMENTS (8)

sickofcelebs says...

Utter cunt of a girl.

Blartmonster says...

Please please please please PLEASE just OD - then the skanky mum circle will be complete....

Rapeslave. says...

Hopefully she'll get AIDS from some wannabe rocker's cock soon. Maybe even from Lady Gaga. Now that would be fucking great.

malachysdad says...

Oh, look at moi, i'm so trendy in my own ripped tights and £200 denim hotpants. Cuntbucket...

dogpas says...

Bucket cunt more like......

dogpas says...

if you look up the definition of "brainless, talentless, quiet ugly, uselss slag" on wikipedia..., it returns "Daughter of Geldoff & the Big Brother Blonde who was so sexy then turned into a right uselss junkie tart"....

eight says...

Dear Mr HM, you only needed to post one or maybe two pics with this 'article'.

snowdog says...

Are you George Bernard that's her?

I mean she's smiling!