Peaches Geldof gets a new boyfriend, he's in a band!

7 Thomas Cohen from S.C.U.M Band S.C.U.M advert Band S.C.U.M S.C.U.M - tipped for big things (in 2008)Thomas Cohen Band S.C.U.M

Thomas Cohen from S.C.U.M, who we hear is Peaches Geldof's new boyfriend

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Tue, 04/01/2011 - 12:40 by Harry Bow

Sorry, guys, we've got some sad news for you - Peaches Geldof is no longer single :(

Exclusive new a-list IT couple alert! Peaches Geldof isn't wasting time after splitting up with Eli Roth, she's only gone and got herself a new boyfriend - and who'd have thought it, but he's in a band!

Our mole tells us his name is Thomas Cohen and he's in S.C.U.M.

This is remarkable really since he looks so down-to-earth in the above picture, but S.C.U.M were named 'Britain's most pretentious band in 2009 due to their nonsensical interviews and lack of musical substance' (source: Wikipedia - and not edited by us).

We can't wait to see more of Thomas as his relationship with Peaches launches his profile to the same incredible heights that her former-husband Max Drummey enjoyed - and also ex-boyfriend Fred Les (who could forget Chester French or Les Incompetents?)

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Comments

Two needy little people desperate for attention.
HE looks anorexic and was obviously unloved. SHE is a loser and an anti-magnet. Just repulsive.
PuddyTwat Wed, 05/01/2011 - 16:37
She is trying so desperately to marry into money.
whereswaldo Wed, 05/01/2011 - 13:21
She certainly has a "type" alright. Must see much of herself in the men of the "pretentious, wankily-dressed, art-rock twatflannel" mould.
kendoddsdadsdogsdead Wed, 05/01/2011 - 12:36
No one has mentioned that one of the ex Boyfriend Faris Rotters bandmates brother is also in S.C.U.M . At least she's keeping it close at hand.....Huw Webb-S.C.U.M. Rhys Webb- The Horrors. Faris Badwan- The Horrors. Small world, huh.
MissNoseyPants Tue, 04/01/2011 - 22:21
I bet Chloë Sevigny is well jealous.. ha. He looks like a right c.u.n.t.
stustustudio Tue, 04/01/2011 - 16:11
Well, he doesn't look like a twat.
banquosghost Tue, 04/01/2011 - 15:08

Well, he doesn't look like a twat.
banquosghost Tue, 04/01/2011 - 15:08
I bet Chloë Sevigny is well jealous.. ha. He looks like a right c.u.n.t.
stustustudio Tue, 04/01/2011 - 16:11
No one has mentioned that one of the ex Boyfriend Faris Rotters bandmates brother is also in S.C.U.M . At least she's keeping it close at hand.....Huw Webb-S.C.U.M. Rhys Webb- The Horrors. Faris Badwan- The Horrors. Small world, huh.
MissNoseyPants Tue, 04/01/2011 - 22:21
She certainly has a "type" alright. Must see much of herself in the men of the "pretentious, wankily-dressed, art-rock twatflannel" mould.
kendoddsdadsdogsdead Wed, 05/01/2011 - 12:36
She is trying so desperately to marry into money.
whereswaldo Wed, 05/01/2011 - 13:21
Two needy little people desperate for attention.
HE looks anorexic and was obviously unloved. SHE is a loser and an anti-magnet. Just repulsive.
PuddyTwat Wed, 05/01/2011 - 16:37