Peaches keen
Fri, 30/07/2010 - 08:59 by horseworm

 

Like Elizabeth Taylor (but without the talent, charisma or looks), Peaches Geldof is getting married again – this time to movie director and actor Eli Roth. Brilliant. 

 

 

She got married before to some bloke who was in a band or something (it was Max Drummey from Chester French – Ed) and that marriage lasted about as long as it’s taken you to read this paragraph (it was seven months, but still – Ed).

 

They’ve been dating since March and it’s rumoured they will tie the knot (or, more likely, stare at some string and imagine it’s in a knot) in January at a Jewish ceremony in New York. 

 

She is 21 with one failed marriage behind her. He is 38. None of this is looking good, is it? 

 

EDIT: Peaches has just Tweeted the following:

"Just so everyone knows, Eli and I are not engaged or getting married. The tabloid stories stating this are all, as usual, made up lies."

Oh fuck off.

  • Why is everyone being assholes about young marriage? Dumb girl aside, it's just something SOME people can make work. Not everyone wants to be in their mid thirties and not have a family started yet. As for Eli, I love him. I don't know anything about the girl, but she's not ugly. Not that looks mean shit, just I've read people insult her looks. They seem happy in pictures, I guess that's what matters.

    SkullCandy92510 Wed, 16/03/2011 - 16:19
  • fuck. is eli roth wearing brown brogues with denim? ahhhh!!!

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    gaga1155 Sat, 31/07/2010 - 16:20
  • Oh love the tan lines peaches, your one classy lady ( says laughing out loud)

    indecent Sat, 31/07/2010 - 12:54
  • One of them wants a baby

    Either she wants one so she has a constant source of income or he wants one before he is too over the hill.

    whereswaldo Fri, 30/07/2010 - 23:45
  • some guy already did that

    elbow Fri, 30/07/2010 - 15:48
  • Wasn't Peaches first "marriage" purely to get a Green Card?

    As for this one, does he really have to marry her to do her up the wrong 'un?

    Why not just get her strung out on smack, no probs then.

    ken tate Fri, 30/07/2010 - 15:47
  • Don't get one of those 80s revival Body-Con dresses though, unless you're honestly prepared to tuck your cock for an entire day

    huxylady Fri, 30/07/2010 - 12:32
  • Geldof Snr is an untalented, self-serving egotistical cunt who quite obviously neglected his wife and kids, and still does (the kids, obviously- Paula needs less attention these days).

    huxylady Fri, 30/07/2010 - 12:29
  • Oh shit? 30 years? Did I forget that anniversary too? Is that why you went away really or was it just the Ladies book club annual meeting in Amsterdam like you told me.

    After all these years, I'm still not sure that a Vicars and Tarts theme was the right choice for our wedding.

    slug Fri, 30/07/2010 - 12:14
  • "Just so everyone knows, Eli and I are not engaged or getting married. The tabloid stories stating this are all, as usual, made up lies."

    I'm off down the town to get myself a frock and a fascinator.

    Hospital DJs are not the only twats Fri, 30/07/2010 - 12:01
  • What puzzles me, is that there seems minimal intervention from ole dad bob. Perhaps he has a quiet word over the phone but being that she is such a publicity whore, i would imagine she would tell the world that her dad is still trying to be the 'parent' and that she's all grown up now and doesn't need his opinions.
    But there lies the problem, i doubt that bob has really paid too much attention to any of the kids and in fact paula for that matter, so in effect, eli becomes her adopted dad. text book stuff really.

    elbow Fri, 30/07/2010 - 11:49
  • I have this theory that Eli fucks Peaches' friends starting from Jonny Makeup all the way through the many female friends of hers. I am deeply sure there is smt dodgy under their relationship: he's always with his hands on peaches' friends and there are even pics of Quentin holding these young (young=18-20)girls. I might be too suspicious, but when someone dates Mira Sorvino, I cannot really picture him fucking around with dirty stupid hipsters.
    Unless the world has gone mad.
    Still cannot believe Eli's parents are not ashamed. Peaches is the worst.

    captaingossiper Fri, 30/07/2010 - 11:45
  • The things is not just Peaches that Mr Roth snr is going to have deal with, he also get's Bob, Amphetamines & whatever the other daughter is called thrown in to boot ! Not to mention all of Peaches fucking spaz-wank, table foreheaded "friends"......I bet he's glad he lives in the States.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 30/07/2010 - 11:01
  • "Cobain Easton Plath" do not forget Dick.
    Dick Cobain Easton Plath.

    eli roth could have unlimited anal sex with 70% of the female population, I don't see why he had to chose the most retarded and ugly representant of it. Peaches? seriously? I cannot stop being shock. I mean: no real hollywood celebrity will ever fuck Paris Hilton and she's way prettier and 'smarter' (oh dear) than Peaches.ù
    I am still shocked an Harvard professor like Eli's father can still consider Eli as 'normal'. because seriously. married to peaches geldof is not normal.

    captaingossiper Fri, 30/07/2010 - 10:55
  • I think you're right, Huxy 'n' Rev. Insecurity and attention-seeking and fame grabbing and all that shit. It's daft and a bit sad really. As I said before about Jordan: I am a bit of a romantic in a way, and see marriage as a nice thing that you do with someone you really bloody love, who you know you can live with, and who you really honestly want to grow old with. Yeah, after 4 months you might be head over heels, besotted etc, but that's no indicator of how you'll live together for years and years when he INSISTS on putting his DAMP TOWELS on the end of the BED after EVERY bloody time he has a SHOWER. (calm down, self.)

    And it might all seem fun and games and "I'm marrying a Hollywood Director LOLZ!" now, but (if it even lasts 2 years) I think Peaches will be having a rethink when Mr Roth hits his big 4-0. Of course, by then she'll probably have at least one baby. Probably called Cobain Easton Plath Buckley GeldRoth, or something equally achingly dreadful.

    HELLO STELLA. I missed you.

    tescopop Fri, 30/07/2010 - 10:40
  • Unlimited anal sex is still not enough of a reason to marry her.

    gagged Fri, 30/07/2010 - 10:20
  • Me and Slug have been married for over 30 years now. I was a child bride. He's now 73. We have never been happier. Mainly because we tend to avoid meeting at all cost. I hope that the soon to be Mrs Roth has as joyful a marriage with such a large age gap. It doesn't have to end in disaster even if it does have its origins in a pervy old man hitting on a barely-out-of-her-teens lingerie model. Slug, love, the Kleenex delivery van's outside. Another bulk order? Where am I meant to store all those boxes? You need to go to Ikea for more shelving. Or transfer all those old videos onto the computer or something.

    stella ah trois Fri, 30/07/2010 - 10:14
  • It's just another example of how fucking desperately needy these cunts are, they crave attention like normal people crave air and once they start sucking on the teat of the attention-whore it's a hard habit to break. So with this in mind nothing says "LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!! I'm so incredibly happy and in LUURRRVE ! Oh won't you please look at me, envy me, adore me !!!!" like a fucking "Whirlwind Romance" followed by a totally meaningless "Celeb Wedding" where they again get to be centre of attention. It's fucking pathetic and a damning indictment on the lack of creativity and intelligence that these simpering morons suffer from that the best idea they can come up with is to get married when the paps get bored of the fact that they are fucking each other so that they get back in the papers again.

    But who knows maybe I'm just being cynical and Geldork & Roth truly are in love.........hmmmm yeah, of course.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 30/07/2010 - 10:03
  • Either way, they're still a pair of fuckmonkeys who really are equally deserving of each other.

    dandyboy Fri, 30/07/2010 - 10:03
  • Not to be too serious and the like but I think that the whole insecurity of the 'fame game' means that they feel that they have to constantly search for stability in their personal lives. And, of course, marrying someone who you are madly besotted with (and who isn't in the first few months with someone?) seems like the way to achieve that. And if it doesn't work out- move on to the next one because, let's face it; new wedding equals new publicity.

    I'm in my mid 30s and still don't want to get married. And nearly all of my friends who got married in their twenties are now getting divorced....

    huxylady Fri, 30/07/2010 - 09:59
  • Slebs and chavs have a lot in common, but the thing that gets me the most is their weird attitude to marriage. In the chav and celeb worlds, engagement/marriage after 6 months or thereabouts is totally normal. And at such ridiculously young ages too (Peaches, Katy Perry, half the England squad). It's just WEIRD. I am 23, have been in a relationship for 2 and a half years, and have no desire to suddenly be a Mrs.

    The only people I know, my age, who are married are the horrid chavvy girls from school who dropped out of school, stayed in the shitty small town they were born in and got knocked up.

    tescopop Fri, 30/07/2010 - 09:20
  • Slebs and chavs have a lot in common, but the thing that gets me the most is their weird attitude to marriage. In the chav and celeb worlds, engagement/marriage after 6 months or thereabouts is totally normal. And at such ridiculously young ages too (Peaches, Katy Perry, half the England squad). It's just WEIRD. I am 23, have been in a relationship for 2 and a half years, and have no desire to suddenly be a Mrs.

    The only people I know, my age, who are married are the horrid chavvy girls from school who dropped out of school, stayed in the shitty small town they were born in and got knocked up.

    tescopop Fri, 30/07/2010 - 09:20
  • Not to be too serious and the like but I think that the whole insecurity of the 'fame game' means that they feel that they have to constantly search for stability in their personal lives. And, of course, marrying someone who you are madly besotted with (and who isn't in the first few months with someone?) seems like the way to achieve that. And if it doesn't work out- move on to the next one because, let's face it; new wedding equals new publicity.

    I'm in my mid 30s and still don't want to get married. And nearly all of my friends who got married in their twenties are now getting divorced....

    huxylady Fri, 30/07/2010 - 09:59
  • Either way, they're still a pair of fuckmonkeys who really are equally deserving of each other.

    dandyboy Fri, 30/07/2010 - 10:03
  • It's just another example of how fucking desperately needy these cunts are, they crave attention like normal people crave air and once they start sucking on the teat of the attention-whore it's a hard habit to break. So with this in mind nothing says "LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!! I'm so incredibly happy and in LUURRRVE ! Oh won't you please look at me, envy me, adore me !!!!" like a fucking "Whirlwind Romance" followed by a totally meaningless "Celeb Wedding" where they again get to be centre of attention. It's fucking pathetic and a damning indictment on the lack of creativity and intelligence that these simpering morons suffer from that the best idea they can come up with is to get married when the paps get bored of the fact that they are fucking each other so that they get back in the papers again.

    But who knows maybe I'm just being cynical and Geldork & Roth truly are in love.........hmmmm yeah, of course.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 30/07/2010 - 10:03
  • Me and Slug have been married for over 30 years now. I was a child bride. He's now 73. We have never been happier. Mainly because we tend to avoid meeting at all cost. I hope that the soon to be Mrs Roth has as joyful a marriage with such a large age gap. It doesn't have to end in disaster even if it does have its origins in a pervy old man hitting on a barely-out-of-her-teens lingerie model. Slug, love, the Kleenex delivery van's outside. Another bulk order? Where am I meant to store all those boxes? You need to go to Ikea for more shelving. Or transfer all those old videos onto the computer or something.

    stella ah trois Fri, 30/07/2010 - 10:14
  • Unlimited anal sex is still not enough of a reason to marry her.

    gagged Fri, 30/07/2010 - 10:20
  • I think you're right, Huxy 'n' Rev. Insecurity and attention-seeking and fame grabbing and all that shit. It's daft and a bit sad really. As I said before about Jordan: I am a bit of a romantic in a way, and see marriage as a nice thing that you do with someone you really bloody love, who you know you can live with, and who you really honestly want to grow old with. Yeah, after 4 months you might be head over heels, besotted etc, but that's no indicator of how you'll live together for years and years when he INSISTS on putting his DAMP TOWELS on the end of the BED after EVERY bloody time he has a SHOWER. (calm down, self.)

    And it might all seem fun and games and "I'm marrying a Hollywood Director LOLZ!" now, but (if it even lasts 2 years) I think Peaches will be having a rethink when Mr Roth hits his big 4-0. Of course, by then she'll probably have at least one baby. Probably called Cobain Easton Plath Buckley GeldRoth, or something equally achingly dreadful.

    HELLO STELLA. I missed you.

    tescopop Fri, 30/07/2010 - 10:40
  • "Cobain Easton Plath" do not forget Dick.
    Dick Cobain Easton Plath.

    eli roth could have unlimited anal sex with 70% of the female population, I don't see why he had to chose the most retarded and ugly representant of it. Peaches? seriously? I cannot stop being shock. I mean: no real hollywood celebrity will ever fuck Paris Hilton and she's way prettier and 'smarter' (oh dear) than Peaches.ù
    I am still shocked an Harvard professor like Eli's father can still consider Eli as 'normal'. because seriously. married to peaches geldof is not normal.

    captaingossiper Fri, 30/07/2010 - 10:55
  • The things is not just Peaches that Mr Roth snr is going to have deal with, he also get's Bob, Amphetamines & whatever the other daughter is called thrown in to boot ! Not to mention all of Peaches fucking spaz-wank, table foreheaded "friends"......I bet he's glad he lives in the States.

    The Rev Jesse Custer Fri, 30/07/2010 - 11:01
  • I have this theory that Eli fucks Peaches' friends starting from Jonny Makeup all the way through the many female friends of hers. I am deeply sure there is smt dodgy under their relationship: he's always with his hands on peaches' friends and there are even pics of Quentin holding these young (young=18-20)girls. I might be too suspicious, but when someone dates Mira Sorvino, I cannot really picture him fucking around with dirty stupid hipsters.
    Unless the world has gone mad.
    Still cannot believe Eli's parents are not ashamed. Peaches is the worst.

    captaingossiper Fri, 30/07/2010 - 11:45
  • What puzzles me, is that there seems minimal intervention from ole dad bob. Perhaps he has a quiet word over the phone but being that she is such a publicity whore, i would imagine she would tell the world that her dad is still trying to be the 'parent' and that she's all grown up now and doesn't need his opinions.
    But there lies the problem, i doubt that bob has really paid too much attention to any of the kids and in fact paula for that matter, so in effect, eli becomes her adopted dad. text book stuff really.

    elbow Fri, 30/07/2010 - 11:49
  • "Just so everyone knows, Eli and I are not engaged or getting married. The tabloid stories stating this are all, as usual, made up lies."

    I'm off down the town to get myself a frock and a fascinator.

    Hospital DJs are not the only twats Fri, 30/07/2010 - 12:01
  • Oh shit? 30 years? Did I forget that anniversary too? Is that why you went away really or was it just the Ladies book club annual meeting in Amsterdam like you told me.

    After all these years, I'm still not sure that a Vicars and Tarts theme was the right choice for our wedding.

    slug Fri, 30/07/2010 - 12:14
  • Geldof Snr is an untalented, self-serving egotistical cunt who quite obviously neglected his wife and kids, and still does (the kids, obviously- Paula needs less attention these days).

    huxylady Fri, 30/07/2010 - 12:29
  • Don't get one of those 80s revival Body-Con dresses though, unless you're honestly prepared to tuck your cock for an entire day

    huxylady Fri, 30/07/2010 - 12:32
  • Wasn't Peaches first "marriage" purely to get a Green Card?

    As for this one, does he really have to marry her to do her up the wrong 'un?

    Why not just get her strung out on smack, no probs then.

    ken tate Fri, 30/07/2010 - 15:47
  • some guy already did that

    elbow Fri, 30/07/2010 - 15:48
  • One of them wants a baby

    Either she wants one so she has a constant source of income or he wants one before he is too over the hill.

    whereswaldo Fri, 30/07/2010 - 23:45
  • Oh love the tan lines peaches, your one classy lady ( says laughing out loud)

    indecent Sat, 31/07/2010 - 12:54
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    gaga1155 Sat, 31/07/2010 - 16:20
  • fuck. is eli roth wearing brown brogues with denim? ahhhh!!!

    captaingossiper Thu, 05/08/2010 - 00:43
  • Why is everyone being assholes about young marriage? Dumb girl aside, it's just something SOME people can make work. Not everyone wants to be in their mid thirties and not have a family started yet. As for Eli, I love him. I don't know anything about the girl, but she's not ugly. Not that looks mean shit, just I've read people insult her looks. They seem happy in pictures, I guess that's what matters.

    SkullCandy92510 Wed, 16/03/2011 - 16:19

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